A/N: This is a funny story that I have been working on for about two years. There are many more parts (Chapters) after this (43 and counting, I think...) so I hope you enjoy reading it because I enjoyed writing it. Keep in mind that this is a really crazy chatroom. One crazy thing is that you can interrupt another person as they are typing something. (Don't ask me where THAT came from. All I know is that it makes for a REALLY funny story) Oh, and I do not own any of the Fruits Basket characters...darn...ONE MORE THING! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ FRUITS BASKET BOOK 17 DO NOT (And I seriously mean it...) READ THIS STORY!! IT WILL RUIN THE SERIES FOR YOU! Thank you, and enjoy! ^_^
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Chapter One: Meanchick is Akito
--MeanChick logs on--
MeanChick- What a boring site...nobody is on here.
--BoyToy logs on--
BoyToy- Akito? What are you doing on the internet?
MeanChick- What...how do you know who I am? Could it be a stalker? (Gasp)
BoyToy- So it is you! No I'm not a stalker, it's me Kureno!
MeanChick- ...This conversation must end! What if someone else logs on and sees?
BoyToy- Sees what?
MeanChick- MY NAME!! NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT I'M A WOMAN!
BoyToy- Oh right!
--BoyToy logs off--
MeanChick- Idiot!
--MeanChick logs off--
THE NEXT DAY
--MeanChick logs on--
--BoyToy logs on--
Boytoy- So Aki-
MeanChick- Don't you dare!
--CheeseMan logs on--
CheeseMan- Wow, there are actually people on here today! Hello!
MeanChick- Umm...hello.
BoyToy- ........Hi.
CheeseMan- Not a very lively bunch huh? LOL.
MeanChick- Ha...ha...ha.
BoyToy- Yeah.
CheeseMan- Okay, MeanChick, what kind of name is that? Are you really mean?
MeanChick- HA! HA! HA! How funny! Of course not! I'm as nice as can be! ^_^
CheeseMan- So...um...BoyToy...what a weird name...no offense though.
BoyToy- None taken! I could say the same about your name...CHEESEMAN.
--Onigiri logs on--
Onigiri- Yuki, I didn't know you were on the internet! What is up?
MeanChick- YUKI?
BoyToy- Oh jeez.
Onigiri- Oh Yuki, you made friends on the internet? Wow, that is great! ^_^
BoyToy- If your Yuki...
MeanChick- ...then that must mean...
Onigiri- Hello, I'm Yuki's friend Tohru!
MeanChick- YOU!
Onigiri- I'm sorry do I know you?
MeanChick- OF COURSE NOT!
CheeseMan- Okay,...that was weird.
BoyToy- Hahaha...Meanchick is a little...um...funny in the head this morning...yeah that's right, funny in the...um...head!
CheeseMan- In other words, Meanchick needs a check-up from the neck up?
MeanChick- EXCUSE ME?!
Onigiri- You're excused! ^_^
MeanChick- Why you-
BoyToy- Now, now.
--LuvPuppy logs on--
LuvPuppy- Hi everyone! Any single girls online? I'm only 16!
Onigiri- Yeah right, Shigure!
MeanChick- SHIT!
LuvPuppy- Oh my, everyone look, it's Ak-
BoyToy- AAAAAAAAAAH!
LuvPuppy- Oh, it's YOU!
BoyToy- Shut...up.
LuvPuppy- Oh, I get it...I see...(Evil grin)
MeanChick- LuvPuppy? How did you end up with a name like that?
CheeseMan- You two know each other?
MeanChick- NO!!! HOW COULD WE? I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE INTERNET BEFORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
LuvPuppy- Check-up from the neck up? HA! HA! HA! HA! That is a GOOD one!
CheeseMan- I got it from Day of Reckoning 2.
--FishFan logs on--
FishFan- I see the damn rat is online.
CheeseMan- Watch yourself, stupid Cat-san.
FishFan- I outta slit your throat!
CheeseMan- Bring it on!
Onigiri- Please stop fighting, Kyo!
FishFan- Hey Tohru! I dyed my hair black!
Luvpuppy- YOU WHAT?!
MeanChick- I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
BoyToy- Then don't take it! What is it? Some kind of medicine for your loonyness?
MeanChick- You...will...die.
FishFan- Is something wrong with them?
LuvPuppy- What ever it is...Meanchick...want me to fix it? (Sneer)
MeanChick- ACK!
BoyToy- Watch it.
CheeseMan- Are you sure you don't know each other? You seem awful close.
LuvPuppy- More than you know.
MeanChick- AAAAAAAAAH!!!! SHUT UP!
--MeanChick logs off--
BoyToy- Look what you did!
--BoyToy logs off--
LuvPuppy- Oh, how sad...I seemed to have scared them away.
CheeseMan- Good job Shigure.
FishFan- You know, Tohru, I didn't really dye my hair.
Onigiri- Thank goodness! ^_^
CheeseMan- Wouldn't have made much of a difference. He would still be ugly as hell.
FishFan- I'm gonna murder you! Watch your back!
LuvPuppy- My, my we are feisty today, aren't we?
FishFan- Shigure, don't you have some work to do?
LuvPuppy- Well, I-
--ILOVEKYO logs on--
ILOVEKYO- Hi everyone! Is um...oh never mind!
FishFan- So Tohru, do you want to go see a movie later?
Onigiri- That is so cool! I would love-
CheeseMan- No! Absolutely not, NO!
FishFan- Don't answer for her, stupid ass rat!
ILOVEKYO- Kyo, is that you? I LOVE YOU!
FishFan- Oh shit it's Kagura...Tohru I'll talk to you later!
Onigiri- Wait, but.
--FishFan logs off--
CheeseMan- Finally! ^_^
ILOVEKYO- NOOOOO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME KYO-KUN!!! I LOVE YOU!!! COME BACK!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU!
--ILOVEKYO logs off--
CheeseMan- So Honda-san, it's just you and me.
LuvPuppy- Now that is just RUDE!
CheeseMan- Oh Shigure, I forgot you were still on!
LuvPuppy- Mm-hmm, you just wanted to be lovey dovey with Tohru...
CheeseMan- No...
Onigiri- Umm...
LuvPuppy- Yuki and Tohru, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
CheeseMan- Shigure!
LuvPuppy- First comes love, then comes marriage, then.
CheeseMan- SHIGURE!
LuvPuppy- ALRIGHT! I get it, I'll leave you two alone, bye!
CheeseMan- Finally, now what I was trying to say was-
LuvPuppy- SECRET LOVERS!!! ^_^
CheeseMan- That's it! I'm going to kill him!
LuvPuppy- Okay, for real now, bye!
--LuvPuppy logs off--
CheeseMan- Honda-san, there is something I need to tell you.
Onigiri- What is it Yuki?
CheeseMan- Okay, here it goes, I want to ki-
--MeanChick logs on--
--BoyToy logs on--
MeanChick- Is it safe now? Is he gone?
BoyToy- Yeah, he logged off.
CheeseMan- I'm never going to get to do this right!
Onigiri- It is okay Yuki, you can tell me. What is it?
MeanChick- (Sigh) I thought he would never leave!
BoyToy- Me neither!
CheeseMan- Okay, I don't care who hears I'm just going to say it.
--FishFan logs on--
FishFan- Man, Kagura is so persistent!
CheeseMan- I WANT TO KISS YOU!
FishFan- YOU WANT TO WHAT?! KISS ME?! EWW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I already have Kagura to deal with now YOU?! GET AWAY STUPID RAT, I DON'T LIKE YOU!
CheeseMan- AAAAAAAAAAAH!! GOD NO!
Onigiri- Kyo, I think he was talking to me.
FishFan- YOU WERE TALKING TO TOHRU!? THAT IS EVEN WORSE!! DON'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE A MOVE ON TOHRU! I'LL KILL YOU! WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY TO YOU?!
MeanChick- So, Yuki you finally admit to loving Tohru! You make me sick!
BoyToy- MEANCHICK!
MeanChick- Oh, right! I mean um, loony pills! I need my loony pills!
--RunningWithTheWind logs on--
RunningWithTheWind- Dang you people have been talking a lot.
MeanChick- That's all we need is another person to come on to this site!
CheeseMan- Isuzu? Is that you?
MeanChick- This isn't funny anymore.
RunningWithTheWind- Yuki? Oh, great! I picked the wrong chatroom!
FishFan- Tohru, tell me exactly what that damn Yuki said to you!
Runningwiththewind- Wow, everyone is on here today! Who is MeanChick, and BoyToy?
CheeseMan- Some loony bin, and some weirdo that Shigure knows.
FishFan- TOHRU! Tell me what the asshole said!
Onigiri- Well...
--BlackIsMyColor logs on--
--RunningWithTheWind logs off--
BlackIsMyColor- Yo.
FishFan- Yuki, you better stay away from Tohru!
BlackIsMyColor- Hello? Is anyone here?
CheeseMan- Hey Haru.
MeanChick- I feel sick.
BoyToy- Me too. That hotdog I ate didn't taste to good.
MeanChick- STOP TALKING TO ME!
BlackIsMyColor- Hey Meanchick, are you single? Cause ya know I am.
MeanChick- HUH?!
FishFan- Oh great! Haru went black!
BlackIsMyColor- Come on baby, what do ya say?
--MeanChick logs off--
BlackIsMyColor- Oh well, what about you Tohru? I know deep down inside you can't resist me.
CheeseMan and FishFan- WHAT?!
Onigiri- Uh...
BoyToy- I think I better go check on MeanChick...bye!
--BoyToy logs off--
FishFan- Good-bye Haru.
BlackIsMyColor- What?!
--BlackIsMyColor has been blocked from this conversation--
FishFan- Wait, why didn't I think of this before?
CheeseMan- HEY!
--CheeseMan has been blocked from this conversation--
FishFan- YES! Point for the cat!
Onigiri- Kyo, that was kind of mean...
FishFan- Tohru, there is something I have to tell you.
Onigiri- I'm listening. ^_^
--WhiteBaboon logs on--
WhiteBaboon- Kanna, this is Naraku, where is Kagura?
Onigiri and FishFan- Who are you?
WhiteBaboon- Oh, sorry wrong chatroom!
--WhiteBaboon logs off--
FishFan- So, anyway Tohru-
--LuvPuppy logs on--
LuvPuppy- I'M BACK!!! Did you miss me? ^_^
FishFan- I hate the internet.
Onigiri- Oh my! Look outside your window everyone! It is raining!
FishFan- And I hate the rain.
LuvPuppy- Wow, look at that lightning!
Onigiri- We should probably get off the internet.
FishFan- But Tohru...
--MeanChick logs on--
--BoyToy logs on--
MeanChick- Hey that lightning is pretty close!
LuvPuppy- Hello, my darling Aki
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