A/N: I was actually supposed to do this a long time ago (I'm talking 3 months) but procrastination told me that there are cookies nearby xD
Either way, let's catch up before the story starts 0.~
Ahem:
Amu= 7th grade with everyone else (except Yaya, she's in 6th grade)
Kuukai=8th grade
Miru no Tamago~Miru's Egg= The heart's egg of a girl who died of cancer many years ago. It is said that if two people of the opposite gender touch it, they will fall in love. If only one person touches it, it's the same as the embryo.
OKAY x3 Let's go!
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Kuukai's stomach growled. Damn. It wasn't a good idea to skip breakfast… Right at that moment, a pinkette walked by with a granola bar.
"Hinamori! Perfect timing!" the boy was by her side at the blink of an eye.
HOLY SHIT! Amu jerked back.
She coughed to clear away her surprise. "What?"
"You know, today's my birthday," Kuukai lied. "And I just happen to love granola bars."
"You're birthday was a month ago," Amu said, taking a bite out of her granola bar.
"Uh… Well, today's your birthday! And it just so happens that you should've brought… Goodie bags?"
Amu sighed. "Sorry, but I'm extremely hungry because I skipped breakfast."
The school bell rang and students rushed to their classes.
"You are going to give me that granola bar…" Kuukai said.
"I have to go to class! I don't have time for this!" Amu started to walk quickly down the marble hallway and past the seemingly endless rows of lockers.
Kuukai grabbed her wrist. A normal passerby would've thought of those romantic anime moments where the guy is like, "Stop!" and something romantically awesome happens. But this is a fight for a granola bar.
"Kuukai," Amu glared at him. "Let go of my arm now."
"Why should I?" he teased.
"Because I'm going to be late for class!" Amu complained. And this feels very very awkward for some reason.
"Then not until you give me that granola bar," Kuukai said.
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Inside her homeroom, Rima was just watching as the teacher wrote down something on the white board and thinking about the latest comedy she watched when she heard a banging noise.
"What is the meaning of this?!" the teacher put down the marker rather angrily and marched to the door. That was the queue for all the students to rush to the door to see what was happening.
Rima, being lucky enough to have a front row seat to the action turned the cold door knob.
The students stared at the sight of a brown haired 8th grader that had pinned down their beloved pinkette. This was going to start a huge misunderstanding. Nearby, a granola bar was still, feeling unloved.
"Souma-san," the teacher started. "What are you doing?"
"Uhh…" Kuukai paused. "Wrestling?"
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The bell for lunch rang and countless students started a stampede down the marble hall that could've rivaled with an elephant stampede.
However, Hinamori Amu was at the head of the herd, I mean group. O.o
She arrived at Kuukai. He smiled.
"Hinamori! What's up?"
Amu raised up a textbook weighing about… 8 pounds?
"AMU CHOP!" the textbook met Kuukai's skull very painfully.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
Amu glared at him. "What do you think?! Because of you, everyone has been telling me that I'm a fucking whore!"
"What?" Kuukai said. He raised a fist defensively. "Who's the idiot who said that?"
Amu crossed her arms. "Your fangirls, no duh. Why? BECAUSE YOU FRIGGIN' PINNED ME DOWN!"
A tired Rima was running toward Amu. "Amu-chan, next time could you wait for me?" She started patting down her long blonde hair.
"Oh, sorry," Amu said, calming down a bit.
"Sorry," Kuukai muttered.
"You should be."
Kuukai looked up, suddenly cheerful again. "Does someone need a hug?"
Amu stared at him. "No, I don't need a hug."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
"Come 'ere!"
"NO!"
Kuukai gave Amu a big hug and her face turned as red as a tomato.
"Can you let go now?"
"Oh, right."
Rima giggled. "Can we just go to lunch?"
Amu could only nod as a response, she was still flustered from the hug.
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Amu stretched as she got out of her seat. Thank god, I can't take anymore of this Pre-Algebra thing. She and Rima headed to their lockers and put away whatever and junk.
I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN~ Rima picked up her cell phone. "Moshi moshi?" There was a pause. "Hai. I'll be right there." Rima hung up.
"Who was that?" Amu asked.
"My mom, she said she's at the entrance," Rima said, taking off in another direction. "Ja ne!"
Amu waved and turned around, almost immediately colliding into Kuukai.
"Woah! What do you want?" Amu said, quite alarmed.
"Uh… As an apology for…" Kuukai stuttered. "Yeah… I'll just walk you home."
Amu smiled, trying to hide the redness that might've formed on her face. "Thanks."
They walked out to the crosswalk where they met Yaya and their Shugo Charas, who had spent the day playing at the clubhouse.
"Amu-chi!" Yaya pulled Amu into a big hug. "I haven't seen you in such a long time! The new guardians are so boring!" Yaya turned around to see 3 younger students staring at her. "No offense." Yaya finally let go of Amu and analyzed her for a while. "Wow! You really have changed since I last saw you! I mean, you got taller! Your hair grew a little bit… Oh, and the guys have to like that chest development," Yaya giggled.
"YAYA! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Amu said, covering her chest. Yaya giggled hysterically. "How old are you anyway?!"
Amu glanced at Kuukai. "What are you looking at?"
Kuukai's face turned bright red. He coughed. "Nothing."
Yaya broke into hysterical laughter… Again.
Ran, Miki, Su, and Pepe linked arms and swayed back and forth, singing something along the lines of "Kuukai's a perv~!" Meanwhile, Daichi walked, or floated, over to him and put a hand on his shoulder, "It's time we have 'the talk.'"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Kuukai exclaimed, while Amu was still wondering what was happening.
Suddenly, they heard the sound of a violin, some of the students from school passed out and X-eggs came from their hearts.
"Not again!"
~half an hour later~ (Sorry for the skip)
Yaya, Amu, and Kuukai (already in their character transformations) looked up.
"There it is!" Yaya pointed at a sparkling pink egg in the sky. "Miru no Tamago!"
"Ah!" Amu lept up to get it on her magical rollerblades.
"No!" Ikuto used his awesome cat powers and lept up as well. (I 3 Kitties)
Kuukai suddenly felt trouble. If the rumors about the egg were true then…
Suddenly, out of pure instinct, Kuukai jumped up on his skateboard and went after the egg.
Meanwhile, Yaya got distracted by a nearby donut store. But you can't blame her, who doesn't love donuts?
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"AHHHHH!" Amu and Kuukai's scream mixed and started a stampede in Africa.
"What's wrong?" Yaya said, munching on a donut from a huge box in her left hand.
"We touched Miru no Tamago at the same time!" Amu paniced, she started flailing her arms frantically. Ran held the egg above her head.
Yaya sighed and took one bite of her donut. "Do you guys feel a sudden urge to 'do it' with each other?"
"What the fuck?" Kuukai jerked back. "Hell no!" In fact, he felt the same about her as he always has (If you knows what I mean x3)
"Okay then we're good!" Yaya stretched. She then reached out to a distraught Amu. "Have a donut."
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A/N: YAY SOOPER LONG CHAPPY x3
Thx 4 reading! R&R if you want another chapter xD
Quick warning: Next chapter will have stuff not suitable for children o.o You can kinda guess where this is going…
UPDATE: AHAHA I forgot to mention that there was a Soul Eater reference in there x3 any Soul Eater fans in the crowd?