I LUV BEAST BOY, HE MINE

i miss those days when all you had to do was share your crayon, and you'd be best friends.

LANGUAGE ARTS
Azari is very similar to English, only different in alphabet.
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Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Favorite Forward:

Growing up... your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework turns into restraining orders=/ Detention becomes expelltion. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings. Fake guns turn real. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?... and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up.

It's pretty sad, but it's true.

I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

name:Jessica

b-day: 10/30/1996 the day before Halloween

nicknames: Jessy, Jessy Jess, Lil Mommuh, baby girl, numbuh 13(my lucky #) Blackross, Rosy, BR

fav. colors: midnight black, midnight purple, blood red, blood blue, sun orange, nature green

I love Australia, That's because I'm a dimkum Aussie, lol

I love to fight,

I love video games,

I love skateboarding,

I love to read,

I love to wright,

I love sports,

I love to swim

I love art

I HATE EVERYTHING GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!

I ANTE THE TYPE OF GIRL TO MESS WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned,kikipalmer21,numbuh13m

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

T98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you think when 99.9.99999 pecrcent of boys open their mouths,stoopid comes out.

If you want to subject Count Olaf to the worst form of torture,copy and paste.

If you wish that u could kick father's butt for 72 hours straight, copy and paste.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.(technically for us its to each other)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine(gotta have our coffee in the morning, as well as our medicine...)

People think you're insane.(they think our entire family is insane)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. so close to getting it, but i get writers rash all the time.

People think you have A.D.D. I do!

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. 6 and a half years old taking the high school class with beginner writers around my age. We all failed, it was a test to see our weakness. It was like a win lose situation.

Here is a list of 26 life lessons I have learned thus far at the age of 26. I pass this list on to you with the simple hope that it makes you think. Sometimes thinking about your life and sorting out what you have learned is just as important as tackling a new venture.-not me

1.Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
has nothing to do with looks, but everything to do with time, trust, and interest.
3.Laughing, crying, joy and anger… All are a vital. All make us human.
4.The greatest truths in life are uncovered with simple, steady awareness.
5.Greed will bury even the lucky eventually.
6.Bad things do happen to good people.
7.Paving your own road is intelligent only if nobody has gone exactly where you are going.
8.Uncertainty is caused by a lack of knowledge. Hesitation is the product of fear.
9.Time heals all wounds… regardless of how you feel right now.
10.Most of the time what you are looking for is right in front of you.
11.Your health is your life.
12.Chance is a gift, so act on chance when given the opportunity.
13.Kindness and hard work will take you further than intelligence.
14.People deserve a second chance, but not a third.
15.Marry your best friend.
16.Take lots of pictures. Someday you’ll be really glad you did.
makes life easier only when the money is yours free and clear.
18.Carelessness is the root of failure
19.Your actions now create memories you will reminisce and talk about in your elder years.
20.Stepping outside of your comfort zone will put things into perspective from an angle you can’t grasp now.
21.Motivation comes in short bursts. Act while it’s hot.
22.Purposely ignoring the obvious is like walking backwards toward the enemy.
23.Taking ownership of failure builds the foundation for success.
24.First impressions are completely worthless 50% of the time.
25.Personal glory lasts forever.
26.If you never act, you will never know for sure.

here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

"Never Get Mad At Someone you Love"...

Girl: Hey baby i want to show you...
Boy: ( cutting her off ) Ugh I'm so mad
Girl: Why? Whats wrong ?
Boy: Ugh everything
Girl: Explain baby
Boy: Just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
'n im catching a cold
Girl: Well hey there will always be other games,
you know I'll take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: They are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: Is it a lot of money
Boy: No it just sucks
Boy: But hey I don't feel well I'm going to go lay down
Boy: Bye
Girl: Wait I want to give you some...
Boy: Can't It wait 'til tomorrow ?
Girl: Yeah, sure
Girl: Bye
Boy: Bye

2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes...

Her friend swerved to avoid a truck...hitting a tree instead
Her friend was killed instantly...she's in critical condition

This is the conversation between her sister 'n her boyfriend...

Sister: Omg ( crying )
Boy: What? Whats wrong ?
Sister: My sister...your girlfriend was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: Is she OK??????
Sister: She's in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes

He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over 'n over as he
heard the machines beep 'n beep 'n breathing tubes pump oxygen into her lungs

Boy: She wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: Yeah this...It was an envelope smelling like she sealed it with a kiss in lipstick

He opened it...

It said... You're everything to me...I love you with everything I am
'n everything I have...I want to spend the rest of my life with you
Sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went
to 'n the first picture they took together

He kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture

It looked as if in the picture she was crying
Then the machines flat lined...3 minutes later she was pronounced dead...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
I LAUGHED HEHE
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

I'm the girl who would dance at 2 o'clock in the morning.
I'm the girl who would LOVE you soo much.
I'm the girl who wouldn't break your heart.
I'm the girl who actually doesn't care about her hair and make-up.
I'm the girl who you can trust with all of your heart.
I'm the girl who will do anything for you.
I'm the girl who you fell in love with.
I'm a unique girl.
I'm YOUR girl.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Love Cartoons!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Whats wrong with reading?)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap. Re-post this if you're proud of who you are! :)

Your Shirt Rips ? You Can Get a New One , Your Phone Breaks ? You Can Get a New One , Your Marriage Sucks ? You Can Find a New Partner , All These Things Can Be Replaced , Except Your Mother, I luv u mom

Nine Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, do you see me point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor...

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'...Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

bloody mary (lady gaga)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

murder my heart (lady gaga)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

i hope you choke (blood on the dance floor)

4.WHAT IS 22?

set the world on fire (black veil brides)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

school is out (cat Stevens)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

my Gothic girlfriend (death by death)(" if that said my Gothic boyfriend")

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

hot n cold (katy Perry)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

i wanna be a billionare (travie mccoy ft. bruno mars) ("so damn true")

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

scream for my icecream (blood on the dance floor)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

government hooker (lady gaga) ("guys wish")

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

firework (katy perry)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

judus (lady gaga)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

tik tok (kesha)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

my gift and my curse (blood on the dance floor)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

like a G6 (far east movement) ("my first choice, hellz 2 da yaz")

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

concrete angel (Jackie evancho) ("ok sad song about abuse it tells a story, stop abuse")

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

honey and the bee (owl city)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

knives and pens (black veil brides)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

(pafos megapolis) roma ("funny name")

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

teach me how 2 jerk (audio push) ("well teach makes me mad and sad, but never cry")

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

E.T (katy perry)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

dark dreams (blood on the dance floor) ("no way")

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

all about him (auburn) ("hellz noz")

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

gimme sympathy (metric) ("Ill make sure more ppl feel bad for what I been threw")

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

bitch Im dumb (lil flame, b-folk, seuss, & yug mike) ("ya if a guy would admit it")

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

happy violentines day (blood on the dance floor) ("it kinda works")

What do I like about KND?

I like what they stand for

I like what they do

I just plain love the kids

But what else do I like?

I like how Abby’s hair doesn’t stay perfectly braided all the time

I like how Fanny sometimes makes mistakes

I like that Kuki can take the time to fool around

And how she can always beat Wally at video games

And that he throws a temper fit when she does

I like the love ever-present between Cree and Abby, even when they annoy each other

I like how everyone always sticks by each other’s side

I like how Wally blushes when Kuki smiles at him

And how he won’t say he loves her

But I know he does

I like how nobody’s perfect

And sometimes things happen for no reason

I like that no one forgets the past

Yet they’re always ready for the future

I like that it's real

Anti-Racism:
A black man sat down in a restaraunt. A white man walked up to him.
White man: Colored people are not allowed here.
Black man: I was black when I was born.
I am black right now.
I am black when I'm cold.
I am black when I am in the sun.
I am black when I'm sick.
And I will be black when I am dead.
But you sir,
You were pink when you were born.
You are white right now.
You are blue when you are cold.
You are red when you are in the sun.
You are green when you are sick.
And You will be purple when you are dead.
So dont you dare call me colored!

Post this on yer profile to enforce anti-racism!

'I Cried'

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your MOM, post this on your profile and title it 'I Cried'

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

I paid so little attention to my iPod that I didn’t notise it stopped for a full TWELVE MINUTES.

I paid so little attention to the TV that the show I hated played- five times- before I changed the channel.

I paid so little attention to the computer I didn’t notise my sister come and turn it off.

I paid so little attention to the book I was reading that I was surprised to find the main character captured, when last I checked, she was strolling through a meadow-or was it eating breakfast?

I paid so little attention to my teacher that the next day I complained about her never teaching us this stuff.

I paid so little attention to my cat that she got out the door and I had to chase her around for an hour.

I paid so little attention to the playground that I accidentally kicked someone in the face on the swing.

I paid so little attention to my sister that she started racing hamsters up my bed before I could tell her no.

I paid so little attention to my parents that I freaked and searched for them for half an hour- before my sister told me they had gone grocery shopping.

Copy and paste this if you zone out sometimes! Or a lot of the times….or all the times…..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are No

This is for you who are against child abuse! I know I am!

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all of my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Favorite Codename Kids Next Door Quotes

NO P IN THE OOL
Numbuh 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?
Numbuh 3: Because the water is nice and warm? (Everyone in the pool looks down at the water)

Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. (New Orders - Pulverize Opposition Without Utilizing Hamsters)
Numbuh 2: We've had enough of your gross, slimy cookin' lady. So I'm sendin' this dish back to the kitchen!
Numbuh 5: "Sendin' it back to the-"? Come on, man!

Operation T.U.R.N.I.P. (Turnips Unfortunately Reaching Near Infestation Point)
Numbuh 1: Okay, so we're not ready not a giant bunny attack...

Operation L.I.C.E. (Lice Interrupt Cheese Eating)
Numbuh 4: Ain't nothin' gonna happen. 'Cause I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm ice baby! No lice is gonna sneak up on me, no sir! Lice don't sneak up on ice... And it ain't nice for lice to sneak up on ice... Those lice better think twice, 'cause... Its no dice for those lice! No dice or ice... So take my advice, you cruddy lice, I'm not nice!

Numbuh 1: Everyone follow my lead... (Starts running away)

Numbuh 2: WAIT! You have to say something cool first! Like "Say cheese punk!" Or "Cheese to meet you!"

Operation T.O.M.M.Y. (Totally Obnoxious Moronic Meddling Youngster)
Numbuh 4: How come we don't ever get to fight the "Ice Cream Sandwich Monster"?
Numbuh 5: Yeah, or the "Creature With Lots 'o Extra Cash"?

Operation P.I.A.N.O. (Pesky Instrument Advances New Operative)
Numbuh 1: Okay Kids Next Door, simple question: What did we learn today?
Numbuh 2: Do not deviate from plans.
Numbuh 5: Teamwork is the key to mission success.
Numbuh 3: Operational procedures are important.
Numbuh 4: Pianos... are heavy.

Operation Q.U.I.E.T. (Quietude Unlikely In Entire Treehouse)
Toilenator: Kids next door! Prepare to be flushed by the mighty Toilenator!
Numbuh 2: (In a bored voice) We're under attack.
Numbuh 4: (Bored) Looks like it.

Operation D.A.T.E. (Dance Actually Threatens Everyone)
Numbuh 1: I think that for this mission, we're going to have to couple up, so... (Numbuh 5 leans on Numbuh 2. Numbuh 3 takes Numbuh 4's hand) Umm...
Numbuh 2: Looks like Nigel Uno needs a DATE!

Numbuh 1: Stay focused team. Remember, we're on a mission.
Numbuh 5: Hmph. Numbuh 5 is gonna do some reconnaissance on those sandwiches.
Numbuh 2: I got your back on that.

Lizzie: But don't you want to look back at this years from now?
Numbuh 1: I'd like to live that long.

Operation S.U.P.P.O.R.T. (Special Underwire Protection Purportedly Outfits Rotten Teenagers)
Numbuh 1: As first in command, I order you to pick up that bra!

Operation F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E. (Facing Unpleasant Girl's Insulting Taunts Isn't Very Enjoyable)
Numbuh 86: (Floating down to Earth with Sector V after she blew up the plane) Of all the stupid people in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest! Its like you're trying to win a stupid contest, but you're to stupid to take the stupidity test!

Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. (Commandos Attempt Kapturing Enemy Dessert - They Weren't Obliging)
Numbuh 3: Target sighted! HI TARGET!

Operation S.P.A.C.E. (Sister's Playful Antics Cause Emergency)
Numbuh 4: Ugh. Were you ever that stupid with your sister?
Numbuh 5: Uhh... You're joking right?

Mushi: But what if the aliens... eat your head?
Numbuh 1: Oh, there is no such thing as head-eating aliens!
Numbuh 2: Maybe we should bring some weapons. Just in case?
Numbuh 4: And a helmet.
Numbuh 1: Ugh. This was supposed to be a simple re-supply mission.

Operation B.E.A.C.H. (Boys Enthusiastically Attempt Chivalrous Heroics)
Numbuh 4:They've made it personal by taking Numbuh 3.
Numbuhs 2&5: (Give him funny look) Wally and Kuki sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

Numbuh 2: Uhh... So, you next?
Numbuh 5: Are you nuts? I'm going through the front door.
Numbuh 2: Ehh... Works for me.

Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. (Unusual New Defector Eagerly Reveals Coffee Operation's Vital Enemy Relevance)
Numbuh 1: Okay team. Lets not give up hope now.
Numbuh 5: No problem. Because Numbuh 5 gave up hope a long time ago!

Operation T.R.I.P. (Twins' Reconnaissance Increases Peril)
Twin Girl: Since when does a Japanese airport-
Twin Boy: -have a free sombrero day?

Twin Boy: All she wanted to do was entrap you, and felicitate your DOOM! But do you care? NO!

Operation E.N.D. (Everyone Nearly Decommissioned)
Pilot: Oh boy! Comics!
Numbuh 86: Get those papers off the window instead of sitting there like an idiot, which incidentally, you are! Are you listening to me?!

Numbuh 1: Well Tommy, I'm surprised this piece of junk actually flies.

Numbuh 2: So... Uh, when do the men in the white coats come take you to the happy hotel, huh?

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2! I need you to calculate our distance and thrust and tell us when to cast off.
Numbuh 2: Uhh... I can do that?
Numbuh 1: Well sure, you're smart. That's why you're not the one up on the pole.
Numbuh 4: (Up on pole) Hey!

Operation R.O.B.B.E.R.S. (Rather Ornery Bandits Burglarize Educationally Required Schoolwork)
Numbuh 5: (Looking at Numbuh 4's homework) I am telling you the word 'chicken' does not have a '2' in it.
Numbuh 4: Well it does now!

Numbuh 4: Shh! I'm trying to find a way to spell 'Mississippi' with no s's!

Operation F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. (Figure Out Unusual Nerd's Tantalizing And Impossible Necessity)
Numbuh 4: Get a load a' all this chow!
Numbuh 5: This must be the cafeteria. (To Numbuh 1) Nobody touches anything!
Numbuh 1: (To Numbuh 4) Numbuh 5 says don't touch anything.
Numbuh 4: (To Numbuh 3) Numbuh 1 says don't punch a thing
Numbuh 3: (To Numbuh 2) Numbuh 4 says try the onion rings.
Numbuh 2: (Helping himself) Well you don't have to tell me twice.

Operation B.U.T.T. (Blackmail Uncovers Titanic Tush)
Numbuh 5: Aw... aw no. Is that Nigel's hiney?
Numbuh 2: Wow, that is one big butt!
Numbuh 4: Oh, let me see... Whoa-ho-ho! Ho-ho wow! Wow-whee!
Numbuh 3: Oh, how'd they get a camera big enough to capture all that tushie?! (Laughter)
Numbuh 5: Come on guys, this isn't funny! We gotta do something!
Numbuh 2: Yeah, we've gotta get to the BOTTOM of this! (Laughter)
Numbuh 5: No... Now come on guys.
Numbuh 3: That is NOT gonna fit in the yearbook.
Numbuh 2: Unless they put a BIG section in the REAR!
Numbuh 5: Okay, okay. come on guys...
Numbuh 2: If I were Numbuh 1, I'd just turn the other cheek! (Everyone laughs)

Operation T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. (Tiny Recruits Ambushed In Nefarious Invasion Need Guts)
Father: What are you waiting for? Open it!
Worker: Its locked.
Father: Oh, really? Well, lets just go home and - OF COURSE ITS LOCKED!

Operation P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E. (Private Investigator's New Kase - Extra Yucky Investigation)
Numbuh 2: Her voice was like a thousand violins-
Numbuh 86: HOAGIE GILLIGAN!
Numbuh 2: -being played by a monkey.

Numbuh 2: THAT was like having Muffy Jenkins as a lab partner. Too close.

Operation K.A.S.T.L.E. (Kuki And Sister Torpedo Loathsome Engagement)
Numbuh 2: Man, that King Sandy's got a weird taste in girls. (Numbuh 3 pulls out S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.) Uh-oh.(SLAP) Ow! (Screen goes black. SLAP) Ow! What'd you hit me for?
Numbuh 4: Nothin...

Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E. (Commandos Attempt Kapturing Enemy Dessert - They have Real Extreme Eggravation)
Numbuh 1: This. Is. Stupid! Why did you put a kajillion eggs in my room?
Numbuh 2: Well, I wasn't going to put them in my room.

Numbuh 3: Aww! The chickies think he's their mommy!
Numbuh 2: Hey mommy, can I have a glass of milk?

Numbuh 1: OnceuponatimetherewasalittleRedRidingHoodandthewolfateher. The end.

Numbuh 2: You better save some room because you'll be eating those words along with that cake.
Numbuh 1: (Annoyed) Numbuh 2, we're not going to let them eat the cake.
Numbuh 2: Oh oh... Provided we let you eat that cake! Which we're not gonna do!
Numbuh 5: (Sympathetic) Man, you gotta work on that.

Operation T.R.I.C.K.Y. (Trivial Rival Instigates Candy Krazy Yearning)
Numbuh 4: I'm not wearing a stupid costume! And I'm not pretty! I'm handsome!

Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L. (Hurt Operative Safely Protected In Totally Antiseptic Location)
Numbuh 4: You must really like this guy then.
Numbuh 3: I don't like him Numbuh 4. I love him!

Numbuh 4: She LOVES him! Whats so special about him? Whats he got that I ain' got?

Numbuh 4: Uh, Numbuh 3? I know you, er, love this guy, but there is something I really have to tell you.
Numbuh 3:(With big beady eyes) Yes Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: I... er.. think... well.. you're... you... PU! You stink!
Numbuh 3: Well you've got the nerve buster!

Operation S.P.R.O.U.T. (Sickening Produce Removal Operation Ultra Tricky)
Numbuh 5: Okay, here's how we'll choose. Eeinie, meenie, minie, (Points to herself) I ain't goin'.

Operation H.O.U.N.D. (Homework Obliterated Using Nefarious Dog)
Numbuh 4: Ooh! Ooh! I can read my essay, Ms. Thomas!
Ms. Thomas: No thank-you, Wallabee. I just ate breakfast.

Operation R.A.B.B.I.T. (Rescue Aids Beloved Bunny In Trouble)
Numbuh 5: If we don't get that rabbit back to those children, they won't survive until their parents pick them up. Now are you ready?
Numbuh 2: Huh, ready for lunch. (Numbuh 5 gives death glare) Joking! I'm joking! Sheesh.

Operation C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. (Children's Annual Kompetition Exposes Devilishly Fiendish Operation Up River)
Commentator: Wallabee Beatles, stranded on an island called "Heartache." A loser in tubing and a loser in love.
Numbuh 4: Love?! What are you talking about?!

Operation S.A.T.U.R.N. (Stuff Abducted Turns Up Revolving Nowhere)
Numbuh 4: (Sleep talking) You like me too! Why didn't you tell me before? Oh, you know how I feel. Well I think you're- (Wakes up to Numbuh 3 yelling)

Operation M.A.T.A.D.O.R. (Misbehaving Agent Teases Adults During Organized Recreation)
Numbuh 2: Butter up guys! 'Cause we're TOAST!

Numbuh 5: (Into radio) This is Numbuh 5, requesting back-up. Repeat- (Radio is knocked from her hand)
Soccer Mom: No talking during practice! If you don't want to be the net, you can be the ball like your stupid friend!
Numbuh 1: (Trapped in the dirt) I don't know whats worse. Being kicked in the face, or the humiliation.

Numbuh 4: (Sees Numbuh 1's head disguised as a soccer ball) Hey, Somebody left a soccer ball. Its Beatles in the clear. Its Beatles for the goal. He shoots...
Numbuh 1: OW!

Operation S.N.O.W.I.N.G. (Sickly Nigel Opposes Warped Incumbent's Nasty Grasp)
Numbuh 4: (After he and Numbuh 2 Lizzie's soup and gag) I thought you wanted to cure Numbuh 1, not kill him!
Lizzie: (Scoffs) Shows what you know. (Begins to walk off) At least my Nigie has a sense of taste.
Numbuh 2: (Mutters) He wont after he has a spoonful of that.

Operation D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L. (Dangerous Old Dude's Game Excellently Beats All Little Losers)
Numbuh 4: I don't understand.
Numbuh 2: I know. Its horrible!
Numbuh 4: No, I mean I don't understand. Whats that say?

Numbuh 4: This time, its personal.
Numbuh 2: How can it be personal? You've never even met the guy.
Numbuh 4: I know. I've just always wanted to say that!

Operation N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. (Ninnies Almost Undo Greatest Holiday This Year)
Numbuh 3: (To Numbuh 4) Don't tell me you didn't get me a present again! Don't you like me?
Numbuh 5: Yeah Numbuh 4, don't you LIKE Numbuh 3? (Numbuh 4 spits out his french fries)

Numbuh 3: (After Numbuh 4 gives her his french fries) This is the absolute- (Lets go of the sleigh and becomes herself again) -sweetest gift you've ever got me! (Lands on him giggling) Its also the only present you've ever got me, but who's counting? Ahhh. (Hugs him tightly)
Santa: All right you two. Take it under the mistletoe.

Operation Z.E.R.O. (Zero Explanation Reveals Origins)
Numbuh 5: Man Numbuh 1, I'm glad I'll never have to fight you. You're crazy.

Numbuh 3: (Takes Numbuh 4's hand) We'll go. I need to go pick up my "Brave in the Face of Certain Doom" Rainbow Monkey anyway.

Numbuh 4: Its awful quiet in here.
Numbuh 3: Yeah, three quiet.
Numbuh 4: Three quiet? What the crud is that supposed to mean?
Numbuh 3: Its one more than "two" quiet.
Numbuh 4:Uhhh... I had to ask.

Numbuh 4: (He and Numbuh 3 are in a dark closet) Kuki, I'm scared. I don't know what to do next.
Numbuh 3: Kiss me!
Numbuh 4: Kiss you? No way! Oh no no no no no! Nuh uh! Nope! No way! Uh uh! Nuh uh! Ain't gonna hap- okay.
Numbuh 3: Pucker up! (Numbuh 3 turns the lights on, revealing her zombified self)
Numbuh 4: Ahhhhh!

Father: (To Grandfather) You big JERK! Now you've made me angry! Very, very, ANGRY!- Oh forget it.

Operation W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. (What Happens If The Existing Head Of United States Escapes)
Vice President Hoagie: (Talking about President Nigel) I don't see how he got to be president.
General Wally Beatles: It's the hair. He's got great hair.
Vice President Hoagie: Well, I've got great hair too.
Adviser Kuki Sanban: (Sarcastically) Yeah, but yours is on your lip.

General Wally Beatles: Ladies and gentlemen. It is high time we put an end to the Kids Next Door's ridiculous agenda of promoting later bedtimes and less homework. So, we will immediately use the combined might of the army, navy, air force, and marine animals to smash those twerps back to the bone age! All we need is our president to sign this. (Holds up the bill, looking confused) Eh, thinly sliced... thing with big words on it.

General Wally Beatles: All troops, ready to fire in three... Oh darn! What comes after that? Oh forget it. FIRE!!

Operation S.I.X. (Soda Is X-changed)
Numbuh 2: The Kids Next Door will deliver soda to any kid, any time, anywhere. No questions asked.
Numbuh 3: What kind of soda is it?
Numbuh 2: I said no questions asked!

Numbuh 2: (Looking at the Rainbow Monkey tanker) That can't be the truck! (Presses button on keys and the horn plays the Rainbow Monkeys theme song) Yep, that's the truck.

Numbuh 2: (After they get duped by the Delightful Children From Down The Lane) The roadblock was to stop me from delivering their birthday cake?
Numbuh 1: Yup.
Numbuh 2: And now they'll eat it without sharing with anyone?
Numbuh 1: Pretty much, yeah.

Operation T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. (Tommy's Ride Is Calamity You Can't Let Escape)
Numbuh 3:Don't invite Tommy to my birthday party. There's nothing that ruins a party more than a mean poopy-head, kinda like you.
Numbuh 4: Me? What did I do?
Numbuh 3:Well, like when you destroyed Mr. Huggykins.
Numbuh 4: Oh please!
Numbuh 3: And your temper tantrum at the Rainbow Monkey Care and Share Fair.
Numbuh 4: Give me a break!
Numbuh 3: And you're always picking on those poor hamsters.
Numbuh 4: They started it!

These Are Actual Instruction Labels

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside (Shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions- Use like regular soap (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion- Defrost (But its 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down (Too late! You lose!)

On Mark's & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Are you sure? Let's experiment!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning- May cause drowsiness (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (Hmm. Something must have gotten lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (As opposed to use in outer space)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Now I'm curious!)

On Sainbury's peanuts: Warning- Contains nuts (But no peas?)

On an American Airline packet of nuts: Instructions- Open packet, eat nuts (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (Raise your hand if you've tried this)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

I'm Sorry: (Girls Don't Realize These Things)

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Pick your birth month
Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you
Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

You know you're on FanFiction too much when...

1) You stay up so late reading/writing that the last time you looked at the clock it was 10:30, only to discover that it is 3:00 the next time you look

2) Your grade drops by a whole letter in one of your classes because you blow all your work off in that class to go on FanFiction

3) When you enter your preferred settings in the story search-engine, and discover you recognize most of the titles listed below

4) You have nothing better to do than read other writer's bios.

5) You shrugged and say 'yeah' every time you read one of the lines on this list

6) You didn't notice that number 3) looks like a sleeping face

7) You now noticed that you didn't notice and are envious of it because it sleeps more than you

8) You make a list saying "you know you're on FanFiction too much when..."

9) you found the last line funny

10) you now want to copy and paste this into your profile to see how many other people spend too much time on fanfiction...or at least for a laugh at the last 3 lines of this :)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

-Do it one by one. Don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
you like California or Florida more?
you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Random Questions That I Found Off Other Authors' Profiles & Answered:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? above my eye brow, car accident, u could read @ that accident in 'my life story'.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? pictures I drew, poems, stuff like that, a poster.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk in my sleep

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? anything.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? @ 11:00.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? kids next door on tv.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? being a kid

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My family, my dog, and cats, and phone, and tablet, and laptop, and t.v

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 6ft5

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no way in hell, I luv the dark.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my friends dad, he did, something, that u can read about in 'my life story' in a later chap.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? uh, I hate girly crap.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? black raven bowl cut, and blue eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Australia.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE ALL THE FREAKIN WAY.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? spicy pepers.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? muffin.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? not telling, ou can read about it in 'my life story'

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? kinda, but they dont go to my skool.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? hellz yaz.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRANDDC? hot topic, witchette clothings.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 cats and a dog.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? the dog is a mut, and one cat is a tiger cat, and the other is a house cat.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? ya, but I hope that dont happen, again.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I'm not good at expressing my... feelings.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? BRUNETTES

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my friend SS.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People thinking that I'm weird just because I'm a teenager and I wanna be a kid. Well news for them, I'd rather be weird than normal. Normal is boring!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? yes.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? not telling.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? yes.

37. FIRST JOB? yes, you can read about it in 'my life story'

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yea, the dude waz confused.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? shower.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? being able to do what ever I want and not give a freaking shit about what other ppl think.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nope, neva had, neva will.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? new guitar, but got sum-din else.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? @ 3.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my dad.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? ocean.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?yes very much.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? nutin.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? anger.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have any CDs. I listen to my music that's downloaded onto my phone.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? hellz yaz.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I either write it down in my notebook, draw, write a story, take it out on there face, or anyone who gets in my way, might even punch a wall.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my friends house, SS.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? a knife.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 2 many to count up.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? ya, but mostly dragon tails.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yep, all the damn time.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? macaroni and cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Good personality, has similarities to me.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? jessy, numbuh13m

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? to much to say.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? It's a tie between Teen Titans and Codename: Kids Next Door.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? didn't take them yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yup

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? this mourning

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? there is, you cant tick me.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? read about it in 'my life story'.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? ya I did it, they should.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The TV.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? orange soda.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my friend SS.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Eyes or hair

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? (Shrugs)

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Teachers. They all hate me for no apparent reason. Oh, and they act like they care about you and want you to be successful, but all they really care about is how good they'll look as teachers when you succeed.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October, its my birthday, and Halloween.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I geuse Scorpio duh, because that's my birthday month symbol thingy.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? black with red streaks.

86. EYE COLOR? changes, with different emotions, but coffee brown when I ante feeling anything.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonald.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? ov course, duh.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? sponge-bob

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween, all the creatures cum out.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? a little guitar.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I geuse democrat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither, but if I had to pick it'd have to be hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Uh, relationships!!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? pizza and soda.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have one yet.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? not a 1 at the moment, enless u consider FF storys.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Screw that!!!

More Q & A:

1. What color is your toothbrush? red, and I have 1 purple.

2. Name one person who made you smile today: my friend SS.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? shower.

5. What is your favorite candy bar? Hershey.

6. Have you ever been to Disney World? ya.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud: ya.

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? orange soda.

10. Do you like your wallet? yea.

11. What was the last thing you ate? french fries.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? na, I am gona, go skool shopping fri. or sat..

13. The last sporting event you watched: wrestling fight.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? butter

15. Who is the last person you sent a message to? grandmother.

16. Ever go camping? yes

17. Do you take vitamins daily? never

18. Do you go to church every Sunday? no

19. Do you have a tan? yes.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? ethers fine.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? nope

22. What did your last message say? g2g clean me rooom

23. What are you doing tomorrow? cleaning.

25. Look to your left. What do you see? my dog in her cage.

26. What color is your watch? not wearing one.

27. What do you think of when you hear Austrailia? Numbuh 4! (codename: kids next door), and my family.

28. What is your birthstone? peril and pink ice.

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? most of the time drive thru but evry now and then i go in with people

30. What is your favorite number? 13

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? SS.

32. Any plans today? no not really.

33. How many states have you lived in? idk, cnt count.

34. Biggest annoyance right now? my lil bro.

35. Last song listened to? you belong with me.

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? yez

37. Do you have a maid service to clean your house? nah

38. Favorite pair of heels? prefer, sneakers.