HEY EVERYONE, IM NOT DEAD! IM JUST ON A LONG BREAK HEH HEh. for those who dont know yet, my labtop was...taken without me knoqing and now i cant post anything:/. i know that if there are any fans who havent given up on me will read dis. i recently made a tumbr account where you can get bbxrae updates and also updatea for when i can have meh computer back. my name is onominousshipper btw. welp thc for readin!

I'm onominous if you didnt already know. if you were wondering, yes i am a girl. i updated my picture.

i have black, natually curley hair. dark brown eyes. and a half rosey/pinkish lips. i am african american but you can tell i have some korean in me.i am now 13, technically a TEENAGER! WHOO!but still rock in my stories.

those who have read/reading my fic happy birthday this is an important message

tthere will be four other stories to this story. the sequal to happy birthday will be called because of you. And no, its not a song;fic, its just a name that will match well with this story. there probably wont be a lot of romance, its mostly a friendship with my 2 favorite boys of the titans. in this fic, we reveal each of the titans past.

anyways...some helpful tips on what to say if a guy you dont like is hitting on you.

guy: hey babe wanna take a trip down memory lane? girl:sure, lets skip to the part where i dumped you.

guy: is it just me or is it hot in here? girl: it's just you.

guy: why dont you come home with me tonight? girl: why dont you fall off the edge of the earth.

guy: hey babe, you look smoken hot. girl: back off perve.

guy:you, me, dinner at six. girl: two words. breath. mint.

well that concludes this section. i wont leave you guys out either. so for the guys...

girl: you know what would make me happy? guy: if i got the hay-hay outta here.

girl:those pants fit great on you. guy: uh thanks* back away slowly*

well thats pretty much it. sorry guys.

imy hobbies: singing, writing (duh!), and reading.

most emberassing moment

one time i fell asleep in class and when i woke up, everyone was staring at me. so the first thing that came to my mind was to say "What?" everyone started lauphing, so i asked my best friend, who was sitting beside me. she said that i was snoring really loud, and the whoole class heard me!!!! they never let me live it down. :(

copy and paste

If people ever wonder if you were dropped as a baby, copy and paste

if you admit you are crazy and believe there is a deranged bunny stalking you, copy and paste

It's better to be crazy, you have more fun that way. If you agree copy and paste to your profile.

It's better to be crazy, you have more fun that way. If you agree copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people thinking that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

Put these in your pro if you've ever tripped while reading a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN, pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall before and/or fell off a chair backwards.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" (Sorry JB fans. I respect you, but I think this is hilarious.)

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A brain messing trick (you have been warned)

1) you are reading this passage

2) you think this is silly

4)you realized i skipped number 3

5) you are checking

6)you are smiling

8)you realize i skipped number 7

9)you are checking

10) you frown and log off this profile.

now some jokes that will knock you off your feet!

what does a bear call his wife? honey!

what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear!

Why dont you do math in the jungle? you add 6 and 2 and you get 8!

what is santa's favorite candy? jolly ranchers!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? nacho cheese!

why didnt the skelton go to the dance? he had no BODY to go with!

a song to tell theat perve of yours to Back off!

No wait, dont touch me their, that is my 'no no' square. R.A.P.E get your hands away forom me! i dont want you, please just stop, i dont want my cherry popped. get away now, i dont like you, if you Rape me, i will sue!

my oc's

Rosalinda (Rosey) Rosey is a happy go lucky, wierd, crazy, and just plain random girl. she has long black, silky hair, and hazel eyes. if you look deep enough you can see splots of blue in it too. she usulally wears shorts and a tank top with no shoes. her lips are a bright red, so she never needs lipstick. although she acts like a tomboy, she enjoy's shopping and getting a manipeti sometimes. she's just your average teenager except; she has powers.
She can shapeshift her arms to any and every weapon she wants! she is very clumsy but can always do well in comback.

Nevula: a gothic girl who warks at a dark cafe. she has pitch black hair, with streaks of purple. she has a peiercing on her nose, and two on her lips. altho she dresses gothic, she doesnt act like it always. she may be sarcastic, but is always there for her friends.

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?

Paste this on your file if you're against racism

i will except any and ever private message. thankies for reading :D