Hiya! I'm the GREAT and POWERFUL... LOLZERSGIRL! But yeah... :T

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
(Sorta pretty, not that much, CURSE YOU ACNE!) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big breasts, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Sometimes. It's not because I'm starving myself, I'm just not hungry)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm (pastel) GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (half)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat,
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my breasts.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a (pastel)GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (quarter)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.
I'm (pastel) GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily so I MUST be a wimp
I'm a hippy so I MUST chain myself to trees
I'm irrepressible so I MUST shove myself in everyone's faces
I do strange things in my spare time so I MUST be a loner

I stand up to injustice so I MUST have too higher opinion of myself and think I can take on anyone in the world

I'm AGAINST ABORTION so I must want to ruin young women's lives.

You may notice that I put nothing for gay, lesbian, straight or bi. That is because I am undecided. I genuinely support gays and lesbians, and find nothing wrong with them. I do not know if I am straight because I have never had a boyfriend. That is not because I'm fat, ugly, stupid, depressed or a loner, it's because I don't want to have a broken heart.

Got this from Randomkitty101.

COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE !

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

Got this from Randomkitty101

Meaning of Color and your Birthday!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial? (E)

3. Your month of birth? (Aug)

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Tabitha)

6. Your favorite number? (13)

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wish, one day, I will succeed in my goals)

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

From Randomkitty101 again! :D

Fill In The Blanks with Young Justice characters and answer the questions!

1) Dick Grayson

2) Wally West

3) Roy Harper (clone)

4) Bruce Wayne

5) M'gann M'orzz

6) Barbara Gordon

7) Timothy Drake

8) Conner Kent

9) Jade Nguyen

10) Kaldur'ahm

11) Wolf

12) Garfield Logan

13) Artemis Crock

1. What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Roll over and go back to sleep! (zZz)

2. What is your reason to kill 5?

I would kill her for the whole Failsafe mission, but then I would hug her instead 'cause of the birdflash moments!

3. 12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

"Dude, stop. I know you want a relationship, but only start one if you actually love them. Don't use them like a new toy, love them one minute, then ditch them for another."

4. What does 4 like best about 6?

She helped Dick through his school years and her father is supportive of both Batman and Bruce Wayne.

5. You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Prank Artemis! (Like at Christmas, put her under mistletoe with Wolf! LOL)

6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Dick, because he is his little brother and has seen too much sadness for a 13 year old, Wally, because he deserves to stay alive, Jade, cuz he has FEELIN's for her!, and Lian, because she is his little girl.

7. You come into a room to find 5 and 7 making out. What do you do?

Say: "Jeez, Megs... First Conner, then La'gann and now a boy that is CLEARLY under-aged? Really, M'gann? Really?" And walk out and tell Nightwing.

8. 2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Jade would walk away, not giving a s, and Babs would call Nightwing for help, 'cause Nightwing will do anything for Wally... BIRDFLASH!

9. Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

I didn't know they were even friends... And, no. Roy would shove kryptonite up Supey's a*!

10. 10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he/she confesses this to you by text message.

I'd reply: "Sorry, Kal. But A) You have gills... B) I can't breathe underwater and C) You don't a have a sense of humor... Now kiss me! '3'

11. 12 and 13 are performing in a talent show. What do they do?

Gar would turn into a duck and Artemis would try to shoot arrows at him.

12. 6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

Draw a mustache on her with Sharpie and leave her be... But take a picture first.

13. You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do

Scream and then go all Bat-mode on me and call Agent A.

14. 4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

Don't give a s, it would be full of posh snoots anyway...

15. Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 4, 10, and 12?

Okay... Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy who is like... 20 years older than me, so neither, Kaldur has gills, so neither, and I wouldn't want BB shape-shifting whilst we're doing... stuff...

16. What pick up line would 9 use on 1?

Jade:"Hey little bird, fall out of the tree that I call Heaven?" Dick: "... ARTEMIS! YOU'RE SISTER'S BEING A PEDO!"

17. 1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

They both fell asleep and Dick had a nightmare about his parents. So Roy hugged him and made him some hot chocolate! :D

Guess who I got that from?

That's right! RANDOMKITTY101!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dumb-ass cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

List twelve characters from one of your favorite books or TV shows, in no particular order

1) Richard(Dick) John Grayson/Robin 1-Nightwing-Batman 2

2) Wallace(Wally) Rudolph West/Kid Flash-Flash 3

3) Bruce Wayne/Batman 1

4) Conner Kent/Kon-El/Superboy

5) Barbara Gordon/Batgirl 2-Oracle

6) Jason Peter Todd/Robin 2-Red Hood 2

7) Damian Wayne Al Ghul/Robin 5

8) Cassandra Cain/Batgirl 3-Black Bat

9) Timothy(Tim) Jackson Drake/Robin 3-Red Robin

10) Stephanie Brown/Batgirl 4-Spoiler

11) Selina Kyle/Catwoman

12) Katherine(Kathy) Kane/Batwoman 1

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jason and Selina? Well... I read a fluff fic, but I really don't want to read anything further than that...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Despite what people say, not really. Bit more broad than brainy, so 4/10

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think Kathy could get Cass pregnant...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Of course! But they all had Dick in there somewhere...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Only because Jay reminds me of Dick... BIRDFLASH.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Babs and Tim or Babs and Steph... I would actually say Babs and Steph, since Tim would probs make Dickie jealous.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Damian walking in on Kathy and Wally? ... I don't even wanna think...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Um... No, I'm sorry... But Bruce and Steph is just... No...Just, no...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Most probably! Just haven't read any...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Bird Under A Bat's Wings

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Wrecking Ball... I'm sorry, it's still stuck in my head

12. If you wrote a One/Five/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Threesome, yuri and Batfamily shippings

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday... I was reading about Dibs... DON'T JUDGE ME!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Dick and Damian are in a happy relationship until Damian runs off with Conner. Dick, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Selina and a bried unhappy affair with Kathy, then follows the wise advice of Barbara and finds true love with Bruce"

Oh God... WHY!?

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

That page has a drawing on it.. :T

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

One-Hundred and One Dalmations

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

17:10

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

!7:07 ... SWEET!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My TV... STEVE BACKSHALL!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday... To pick up my baby cousin...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My computer screen... And my Advent Calender... And my keyboard... And my hands...

9. What are you wearing?

A checkered long-sleeve T and skinny jeans... Why? Are you a stalker? O.o

10. Did you dream last night?

Solving a mystery about Robin and Kid Flash... And that's all I remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

2 seconds ago, when I read Whelmed Robin's answer to this.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Um... Paint, pictures... graffiti... Union Jack...

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well... I looked in a mirror...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

shrugs*

15. What is the last film you saw?

One-Hundred and One Dalmations

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A mansion... That has a basement... And I'd make a replica of the Batcave...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Tim Drake is my least favorite Robin...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

...Either that starvation would be solved or homophobia will stop.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not really... I got two left feet...

20. George Bush

George Tush.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Brunette: Claudeen

Blonde: Stephanie

Redhead: Rose

Raven: Robyn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Brunette: Harry

Blonde: Jack

Redhead: Roy

Raven: Connor

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No, I LOVE being British.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gate

I am whelmed to be in your presence, this is an asterous occasion, I shall try to keep traught.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Stop Child Abuse!!It's horrible, and I want everyone who has EVER been abused to speak up and stay strong.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning in here."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a hurricane went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a park?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ella Bella (:P)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Ellizzle...

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Red Polar Bear

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Yellow Juice

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Liamhte

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Johnathon... My mum don't have one...

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Goldie

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Storm

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Red Patch

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Jade Love

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Swiel

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Strawberry Chocolate-Chip

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is anyone never just whelmed?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. Stare at people and when they stare back tilt your head and say "what are you staring at!" in your most serious voice.

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile :)

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with m already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, call Batman!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some friends are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is to large or so big that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

The one who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other racers.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use bat glue.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and crash into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon."

"What's behind this door?" -opens it- ...another door."Hilarious."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

"They locked you in?"
"No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll be smarter. so i guess no-one gets what they want

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's true, blondes do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

[x] You have an annoying ginger friend

]You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

] You are flexible

[x] You love the circus

[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[x] You are caring and kind

[x] You are very intelligent

] You're first language is not English

] You live with one parent/guardian

[x] You say “Holy _” a lot

[x] You have your own catchphrase.

[x] You are a leader

] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[x] You have quit a team before

[x] You have made a name for yourself

[x] You are a very positive person

[x] You don't show your emotions

] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair
TOTAL: 12

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)

[ ] You are male

[ ] You own a gun

[x] You have failed at something

[x] You have had a near-death experience

[x] You are headstrong and moody

[x] You make rash decisions

[x] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[x] You have a grudge against someone

[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

[ ] You are out for revenge

[ ] You prefer to work alone

] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have red hair
TOTAL: 7

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)

[ ] You are male

[x] You come from a wealthy family

[x] You idolize someone

[x] You have lost someone close to you in death

[x] You think things through

[x] You are intelligent and quick to think

[x] You are good a figuring out puzzles

[x] You are a leader

[x] You get good grades

[ ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot

[x] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[x] You are somewhat anti-social

[x] You prefer not to show your emotions

[x] You don't like to show off

[x] Your favorite color is red

] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair
TOTAL: 12

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)

[x] You are female

[ ] You don’t get along with your father

[ ] You father has been in jail

[x] You are impulsive

] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[x] You always feel you have something to prove

[ ] You have had a child

[x] You change your appearance often

[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

[x] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

] You have blue eyes

[x] You have blond hair
TOTAL: 7

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

] You are short

[x] You are mature for your age

[x] You are easily annoyed

[x] You fight a lot, whether verbally or physically

[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced

[x] You curse a lot

] You live with only your father

[ ] You like cats

[x] You have your own catchphrase

] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair

TOTAL: 7