A/n: This is total and utter crack...in my opinion...Reviews would be awesome by the way. To let you guys know this is my version of Young Justice, which means this is AU-ish. So to make it easier. M'gann and Superboy are not dating, Artemis and KF are still on the team and so are the newbies. The only one not in this is L'gann (I hate him). So enjoy this utter crack...
Babs, Cassie, and M'gann were sitting on the couch watching this show called Degrassi. Superboy was just getting a snack in the kitchen when he saw them. He looked at what they were watching. One guy on the show was yelling about being gay.
"What's gay?" Superboy asked them. They looked at him like he had grown a second head.
"It's when you like guys." Babs said.
"So am I gay? I like guys." Superboy said, not fully understanding what gay meant.
"You like guys?" M'gann asked.
"Wait Superboy is gay?" Nightwing said coming in with KF and Artemis. KF was eating like usual while Artemis had a shake in her hand.
"Wait, I thought you liked girls." Artemis said.
"I do." Superboy said.
"So are you bi?" Wally asked.
"What's that?" Superboy asked.
"It's when you like both boys and girls." Cassie said.
"Who's bi?" Jamie said stepping out of the kitchen with a plate of tacos.
"Superboy apparently." Beast Boy said appearing on the couch.
"What seriously?" Jamie said turning to Superboy.
"Is it true hermano?" He asked him.
"I guess, I still don't understand." Superboy said.
"Well at least you came out of the closet." Tim said doing the ninja thing.
"I wasn't in a closet." Superboy said more confused.
"It's an expression." Tim said.
"Will someone please explain this to me?" Superboy said.
"Wait, I think we're just confusing him." Nightwing said. He sat down on the couch with Superboy and started to explain. To which Superboy blushed a couple of times. The others just sat there listening to Nightwing explain, which was really awkward.
"So do you understand now?" Nightwing said.
"Yeah, thanks." Superboy said.
"So...what are you?" Cassie asked.
"I'm not sure." Superboy said.
"And then we got in an argument. Tim tripped and Jamie and Jamie's tacos ended up hitting BB in the face and somehow landed on the ceiling. BB freaked out and accidentally pushed Cassie who pushed Babs. They fell and rolled knocking down Artemis, her shake spilled over on me and KF. KF then slipped on it crashing into M'gann and Superboy. And then that's when you got here." Nightwing explained to a pissed Batman and Superman.
"So what did you end up agreeing on?" Superman asked.
"We ended up saying he was bi." Cassie said. Superman turned to Superboy raising and eyebrow.
"Well, we aren't sure." Superboy said with a shrug.
A/n: And that is it for now. I hope you like it. I have no idea how this happened, I just thought it would be funny and then Superboy is a bit naïve so yeah...Reviews would be great!
Disclaimer: I do not own YJ