![]() Author has written 24 stories for Young Justice, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Legend of Korra, Hunger Games, and Doctor Who. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. This is a shared Aiden Rose and Aiva Robinson. Sorry if the layout is confusing, this is a work in progress... I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I love it. Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language. —Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011 I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, PeppyGothChick, XxNeonShadowsxX, Walt Disney Quotes "Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children." "You reach a point where you don't work for money." Books/Series: Gallagher Girls Series by Ally Carter, Percy Jackson & The Olympians/Heroes of Olympus Series by Rick Riordan, Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling, Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson, The Shadow Project Adventures Duo by Herbie Brennan, Heist Society Duo by Ally Carter, Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins TV/Movies: Star Wars Saga, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Young Justice, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Naruto/Naruto: Shippuden, Danny Phantom, Bones, NCIS, Raising Hope, Psych, Monk, Big Bang Theory, Eureka, Haven, Warehouse 13, Alice (SyFyMiniSeries), Megamind, Alice In Wonderland (Tim Burton Version), Harry Potter, The Middle Pairings: Zammie (ZachCammie), Brant (GrantBex), Jiz (JonasLiz), Pracey (PrestonMacey), Machel (MatthewRachel), JoDee (JoshDeeDee)-GG WallArt/Spitfire (Wally/Kid FlashArtemis/Artemis), RobTanna (Dick/Robin I/NightwingZatanna), BatBird (Dick/Robin I/NightwingBabs/Batgirl), SuperMartian (Conner/SuperBoyM'Gann/Megan/Miss Martian), Dollie (Ollie/Green ArrowDinah/ Black Canary), ChashiRed/Rade (Roy/Red ArrowJade/Cheshire), BarRis (Barry/FlashIris), WonderBeetle (Jaime/Blue BeetleCassie/Wondergirl)-YJ Percabeth (PercyAnnabeth), Jasper (JasonPiper), Jeyna (JasonReyna), Frazel (FrankHazel), Tratie (TravisKatie)-PJ/HoO KataAng (AangKatara), SukKa (SokkaSuki), MaiKo (ZukoMai)-A:LA AniMe (AnakinPadme), Heia (HanLeia)-SW/ST:CW Fax (FangMax), Eggy (IggyElla), Daya (DylanMaya)-MR Keeta (PeetaKatniss)-HG Shuliette (ShawnJuliette)-Psych "Then get traught, or get dead."-Robin (Homefront, YJ) "I've said it said it before, and I'll say it again. You are one seriously crazed up fruit loop."-Danny Phantom (DP) "Quit touching yourself!"-Artemis (Bereft,YJ) "It just makes me wanna LOL out loud" - Adrian Monk (Monk) Kid Flash: So, I'm ninja boyfriend, huh? "I guess I'll just have to have enough hope for the both of us.-Robin (The End Part III, Teen Titans) Leanord: Just...don't mess with Sheldon, he's one lab explosion away from a super villan! "Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven (Teen Titans) Robin: Or not "If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?" -Robin (YJ) Evilness must rein supreme... ...and penguins must run free. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it! An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who are jerks. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the your enemies. It gets them really confused. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. The evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic... Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door," Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly! God made men first, then he had a better idea! "I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If she isn't there the first time you need her, chances are you won't be needing her again. My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Boys in books are just...Better! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity... On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???) On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.) On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .neve rmind.) On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?) On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!) On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?) On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.) On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O) Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. IF you support the Fire Nation, put this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.) If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like copying and pasting things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile... or not, if you've run out of space. (I'm working on becoming more active here again, but you can always check out what I’m doing as AivaRobinson on tumblr, DA, or AO3 ) |