Hi, I'm *insert name of the day here*. I'm an avid fanfic writer, Journalism kid, role player, and general nerd overall. I'm on here more often than not, so if you have a question, want to talk, or anything else, please go ahead and PM me.

PLURALIZATION REVOLUTION!!!

This is the Pluralization Revolution for anyone who reads this. Now, I find that the English language doesn't make sense, even to someone who has spoken it all their lives (like me). My ideas for simplifying the pluralization rules of English are as follows:

1) All words ending in -us are hard to say when you add an -es to the end. Therefore, all these words will be pluralized by changing the -us to -i.

-Examples: circus to circi, platypus to platypi, walrus to walri.

2) Why is it that the word goose is pluralized geese, yet the word moose stays the same? All words with -oo- should be pluralized by changing the two letters to -ee-.

-Examples: moose to meese, shoop to sheep, foot to feet.

3) The word mouse is strangely pluralized as mice, yet many people think that house goes to houses. This, however, is not correct. Any word that ends in -ouse should be pluralized by changing that -ouse to -ice.

-Examples: blouse to blice, house to hice, louse to lice.

Well, more will come as I think of them. Use your new pluralization skills wisely.

If you read any of my stories, you'll notice the lack of a disclaimer. This is because I write fanfiction, which, as such, is stuff written for things I do not own. I don't believe I need a disclaimer, because it's kinda obvious that I don't own any of this. If you agree, please stop putting a disclaimer on your stories.