Batingency Plans

The Top Secret Batingency Plan

Batman growled at the computer. It had been two days since the Joker had pushed him off a building, causing him to break his leg. The Joker had gotten away and had yet to reappear.

Leslie put a cast on his leg, and ordered him to remain in bed, but he didn't have time for that. He had to find the Joker and stop him. He needed coffee, though.

He stood up and hobbled over to the coffee machine. He hadn't slept or eaten properly since the fall, and he didn't care what anyone said about it.

Nightwing and Robin stood behind him in the shadows. They didn't like what Batman was doing to himself, it wasn't good. Nightwing glanced over to Robin.

"It's time for the Top Secret Batingency Plan."

Robin looked confused. "What's the Top Secret Batingency Plan?"

Nightwing whispered it in his ear, causing Robin to look up at him in amazement. "Do you really think it's that bad?"

"I know it is."

Nightwing and Robin walked into the Manor, leaving Batman alone in the Batcave. Batman noticed the two leave, but didn't think anything of it. They came and went as they pleased most of the time.

He needed a break. Which to him, meant training. He went over and started to do pushups, pullups, and other various exercises to warm up. They he went into practice on his martial arts forms.

Unbeknownst to him, someone was watching him from the shadows. And they weren't happy. Not at all.

Alfred walked over to Batman. "Master Bruce, you are supposed to be resting."

"I'm fine, Alfred," he replied.

Nightwing and Robin peaked around the corner, recording it all.

"You are not fine. Now, get up to bed right now."

Batman looked up and saw Alfred glaring at him. He took a few steps backwards, then looked down, guilty.

"The Joker's not going to attack anytime soon," Batman admitted. "I should go and rest."

Alfred nodded and Batman sulked away. Nightwing and Robin disappeared, trying to hide the giggles. Only Alfred could order Batman around.

Alfred looked over to where they were standing. "You need to go clean your rooms."

Nightwing and Robin glanced at each other, fear in their eyes, then ran upstairs. Alfred smiled. He knew they would do as he asked. It was the Top Secret Batingency Plan.

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who's stuck with me this far. I've had fun writing this and I hope you enjoyed reading it. Thanks to all those who reviewed, I never expected this kind of response. There will be no more Batingency Plans. This is definitely the end, and I'll miss it.

-Shadow