HEY! OMG! Guys, it's Fighter1357 and Phantom of Venice on some kind of sugar rush… with Nutella… and coffee… and gum…

MWAHAHAHA!

Okay… so… we were brainstorming for one of my other stories and came up with this… and, well, yeah, don't ask. So, we're writing it down for you. Hope you… enjoy…. I think... ish…. sorta…. I'm not sure if you will… we'll see…

BTW… I like cupcakes.

Set in season one…

Disclaimer: -_- I do not own the characters and Mountain Dew… I do not own any of the songs that are mentioned in this fic. Nor to I won own Iron Man or Thor.

MOUNTAIN DEW!

Considering the day had started out rather dreary with rain, overcast weather and the occasional lightning strike, no one had expected it to take it's odd turn of events. School had been boring, as always, and the team couldn't wait to get to the mountain so they could skulk there. Each had their own set of plans and the rain just seemed to diminish them, causing each one to gravitate toward the mountain like it was the only thing keeping them alive.

Robin walked into the cave's kitchen with a rather depressed look upon his face. He gravitated toward the fridge, opening it up and leaning in, the coolness of it causing him to relax slightly. He'd already finished all his homework (which had been done rather easily) and was now looking for something to drink, the thirst and scratchiness of his throat causing him to lazily move toward the kitchen. He spotted a six pack of M ountain Dew and, smiling, he took it out of the fridge.

It was simply a small six pack of canned Mountain Dew. Robin grinned, licking his lips, and opened the pack, not bothering to find out who it belonged to. He took a sip and slowly brought it from his lips, smacking them together. He'd never had Mountain Dew before, he realized.

"Hmmm," he hummed, "odd sensations."

Brining it back to his lips, he took four big gulps. He brought it back to the granite counters, hitting against the counter with a crack. That was… good. He took another gulp, finally finishing it with the smack of his lips. He grinned, and cracked open another one. He finished that one within a few minutes, a tingling sensation developing in the pit of his stomach. Finishing the third one, he began to feel a bit weird. He burped, a long burp, and grinned, looking slightly insane. Man, that was really good.

He cracked open the fourth one and drank that down within a minute. It felt sooo good! Who bought this anyway? He'd have to thank them… and pay them back. He finished that one and crushed it in his hands, throwing in the garbage can by the sink. He took the fifth one and, by that one, felt very weird. His brain felt fuzzy and the floor looked very comfy to lay down on. He gulped that one and then suddenly, everything was sideways, he groaned and slowly, his eyes slid shut.

SUGAR RUSH!

"It was so annoying! I mean, seriously, she just pushed me out of the way!" Artemis ranted, throwing her hands up into the air as Wally watched wide eyed from the sidelines. He hadn't said anything in the coarse of the entire conversation and was trying to slip away, but it seemed Artemis was intent on keeping him there until he said something. So far, no such luck.

"Uh…." he said, lifting his hand to indicate that he was about to say something when he was suddenly cut off.

"HEY! ARTEMIS! HM, GIRL, WORK DAT UP DOO!"

Both of them looked up, looking around for the voice. It was Robin, obviously, but they couldn't seem to find him.

"Uh, thanks?" Artemis asked, glancing around for the thirteen year old vigilante.

"HMM! Wally, child, you need to stop talking and just listen!"

"But-"

"NO! NO BUTTS FOR YOU!"

"What?" Wally asked, standing up and glancing around. He walked toward the kitchen and then groaned, looking at the five cans of Mountain Dew strewn over the floor. "Oh no," he muttered, "crapeth."

"What?" Artemis asked, walking in behind him.

"Uh… well, you see… he had Mountain Dew. It's like him getting high… but five times worse."

Artemis's eyes widened and she stepped back. "Seriously?"

"Yup."

"Dang it."

"Yup."

"I'M FEELING ODD SENSATIONS IN MY STOM-AK!"

Artemis glanced at Wally. "The mountain Dew?"

"Yup," Wally replied, popping the p.

"How long does it take to flush out of his system?"

Wally looked uncomfortable as he replied, "We're not actually sure…"

"What?" she shrieked, looking incredulously toward the red head.

Wally held up his hands in defense and stepped back, "Sorry! It's only happened with coffee and the occasional Twinkie!"

Artemis groaned and watched as Robin confidently walked into the room, stalking over toward Wally. The ginger stiffened as the ebony haired boy walked over and suddenly gave him a hug, stroking his red hair with one hand and sending a wide eyed look toward the floor.

"I see them… I see them all, they can't hide from me!" Robin whispered quietly, still stroking Wally's hair. Wally slowly moved from Robin's grasp, grabbing the boy's wrists and sitting him on the couch, Robin muttering about seeing 'them'.

"Uh, calm down. Alright, just sit here, alright? We're call Batman," Wally glanced at Artemis as he said this and the girl nodded, pulling out her comm. link.

Batman sat in front of the Watchtowers video feed of the mountain, watching as Wally told Artemis to call him. Grinning slightly, he reached up and turned the comm. off on his cowl.

This would be way better than TV.

Pressing the button on the Watchtowers PA system, he told the seven founders to get up there. Wonder Woman was the first one in the Monitor Womb, a curious look on her face.

"What is it?"

"Robin's on a sugar rush."

"You called me for that? Shayera and I were having a very enlightening conversation on Mans' World. As many teenagers would say, 'Seriously, that's it'?"

Batman sighed and looked over at her, his glare showing that he thought, deep down, she would find it amusing. Sighing, she walked out and got a seat and brought it back in, sitting down next to him.

"Where are they now?"

"Well… right now… Robin is singing… god, what is he singing?"

At the moment, Wally and Artemis were both tied up, watching as Robin began singing.

"I started as a nobody and grew up as a freak! My dad drank booze, my mom smoked pot, I had a poor physique!"

"What in the world?!" Artemis exclaimed.

"But now I'm running Gotham cause that Bats delirious!"

"Okay, something is very wrong!" Wally yelled, glancing up at the video cameras.

"I shoot up all the good guys asking, 'Why so serious?'" And then, of course, Robin cackled, causing both fifteen year olds to shiver and scream.

"Can't read my, can't read, can't read my Joker face, cause I'm a psychopathic killer! Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my Joker face, I even killed the fat bus driver!"

"WALLY! OH MY GOSH, IT'S GOES POKER FACE!"

"I realized."

"Obi-wan Kenobi… and Yoda… I'm wearing Black space pants! I'm wearing Space pants! My name is Vader and I will blow up your world! I'm your dad and I wear black space pants!" Robin exclaimed.

Just then, M'gann walked in and froze, watching as Robin sung at the top of his lungs about someone named 'Vader'. She noticed that Wally and Artemis were tied together, yelling at Robin to let them go. Had it not been so… serious, she'd have laughed. But, as Robin sung about Joker, she realized something was wrong.

"Oh my gosh, M'gann! I love yo' cookies!"

"Uh, thanks Robin?" she asked, skeptical as she inched slowly toward Wally and Artemis.

"I AM MAN OF IRON! And you should call me… THOR!" Robin yelled, grinning. "And this is my good friend, THIS IS SPARTA!" Robin yelled that last, pointing toward M'gann and then freezing as he saw she was untying the other two. "Sparta… do you know why the sky is blue?"

"Uh… no?"

"Because it isn't green!" And then he cackled, launching himself into the vents. All of them sighed, and the two both shrugged off their ties and glancing around. "He hid my bow and quiver, I got nothing but my mind and hands. And, it seems that he's somehow faster than Wally," Artemis commented, rubbing her wrists. M'gann stared at them with a worried look on her face.

"Shouldn't you call Batman?"

"His comm. was off," Artemis sighed.

By this time Flash had joined them and was laughing at the last part.

"I'm surprised you did that," he said, grinning and glancing down at Batman.

The man shrugged in response, turning up the volume.

"I'm surprised he hasn't gone down there and stopped it," Wonder Woman said, frowning and glaring at him. Once more, Batman shrugged, to highly entertained to do anything else but that.

As they speculated what to do, an intense sound began to buzz from the vents, reverberating around the cave.

"What now?" Artemis groaned, looking around at all the ventilation ducts into the cave.

And then suddenly, "Hey, I just met you! And this is craaazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe!"

"NOOOOO!" Artemis yelled, jumping up and running into the middle of the cave's living room.

"Artemis! Don't go out there!" Wally yelled, reaching out toward her, eyes wide, "He'll get you!"

"Do not sing that freaking song!" Artemis yelled, face going red with frustration. Suddenly, the song cut off and it was quiet. She sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose and looked at Wally.

"I think it's safe."

Wally and M'gann nodded, both stepping out from behind the couch. Artemis sighed deeply, glancing around the room incase Robin managed to sneak in without them knowing, which was most likely going to happen. "So, what do we do?" M'gann asked, eyes dancing around the room.

"Can't you use your mind powers to straighten out his mind?"

M'gann shook her head, "Nothing's wrong with his mind, really, he knows exactly, sorta, what's going on."

Both Wally and Artemis sighed.

It was going to be a long night.

Okay.

1) This is a two-shot and will be updated ASAP.

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