Name: Tagalong

Age: Why do you need to know??? Are you stalking me?!?! Who are you??? :)

Book I'm reading right now: I read way to fast to say...

School: The Elgen Acadamy

Planet: Lorien

Gender: I. Am. A. Girl!!

Favorite Fandoms: Young Justice, Maximum Ride, G.I. Joe, and generally anything superheroey

Religion: I am a CHRISTIAN!!!

Hi! I'm Tagalong. Now that you know all of the above, here's some more details about me: I love reading, soccer, reading, Young Justice, and reading. The only people that I would want to date are fictional, so I have decided that all fictional characters exist in alternate dimensions :D I'm a little weird. I am quiet, and prefer to keep my thoughts to myself. I have two sisters, a brother, and a dog. I try to update my stories on a semi-regular basis, but I do have a life outside of fanfiction. I prefer writing over other human things, but I do have (some) friends who need my attention... and school... and sports...

Fanfiction related facts about me:

Friends on the site: HopelessAddictToWriting and Lyza K

How I found the site: Sarah Rees Brennan wrote some short stories for The Demon's Lexicon. I finished reading those, and googled to see if there were more. I found fanfiction. Yeah... that's kinda it...

A little quiz to find out more about me (updated 6/13/13):

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. -ground from exhaustion. (The Curse)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? To my left, a calendar, a wall, and some tape. In front of me, the computer, the keyboard, and other things near the family computer. To the right, my little sister (code name Courtney Sneeden).

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Renovation Raiders

4. Without looking, guess what time it is. I dunno, about 6:20 p.m.?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:16 p.m. So much closer than last time! Yay!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music, the T.V. my dad talking, my dog, and Courtney's annoying chatter.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About twenty minutes ago. I took out the trash.

8. Before starting this survey, what did you look at? Some reviews I got

9. What are you wearing? Clothing you stalker!

10. Did you dream last night? I always dream. Remembering's the problem.

11. When did you last laugh? When my little brother mispronounced Dracula.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A calendar and some kitcheny stuff.

13. Seen anything weird lately? My dog talked on the phone.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Something to do.

15. What is the last film you saw? Batman vs. Dracula.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? BOOKS!!! And a time machine... and both DC and Marvel...

17. Tell me something about you I don't know. Seeing as you know nothing about me... I wear socks :)

18. If you could change anything about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Figure out how to create a trans-dimentional transporter and kidnap Robin, Iggy, Nick, Zuko, and various other fictional crushes.

19. Do you like to dance? N. O. Absolutely not.

20. George Bush: What kind of question was that?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Astrid. Or Allison.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? Gale or Aiden. (I really like 'A' names for some reason)

Random things you can skip if you want to (they're pretty funny though) :

Look at these Awesome sayings!!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it's hard to find out who actually said them. -Abraham Lincoln

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do know me wish I was.

People say that you can't live without love, I think oxygen is more important. (and books!!!)

Why are there no fat stick men?

"I'm a ninja"

"No you're not."

"Did you see that?"

"See what?"

"Exactly!"

I can actually answer yes to almost all of the following...

You know you're a book addict if:

can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.( I actually haven't done this,but I wish I could.)
write fan fictions about the book.
try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
7.Everything reminds you of the book.
quote random lines all the time.(Example: " I once ate my body weight in candy.")
try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
've got a book memorized.
've read a book more than five times. (All of the maximum ride books.)
've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I do this all the time. I finished reading Twilight in about 2 days.) (didn't really like it though)
've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've grown wings and can join the Flock.
've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
21.Your idol is a character from a book.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.(oh my... I've read them like 6 times each!)
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out August 6th, 2012)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.( I've got my real life friends and family hooked.)
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "I vill now destroy de Snikuhs baHS" then copy and paste this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

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