Bros for Life: Brotastic
The Legendary Bromance of Kid Flash and Robin

Birthday

Wally snickered as Robin ducked his head in embarrassment.

"I'm not that short!"

"Dude, you make pixies look tall. I mean, you can't even reach when we swim at four feet deep," snorted the speedster.

"Shut up," muttered Robin, scrambling for a retort, "At least I'm stealthier. You make elephants sound like ballerinas!"

"You would know all about elephants, wouldn't you? Especially with your little friend ZITKA who you've been sleeping with since you were two!"

Eyes flashing dangerously, the ebony retaliated with "Well you wet the bed until you were ten!"

"Oh yeah? Well at least I have superpowers!" shouted the speedster.

"Psh, yeah, but you get a bloody nose every time you try to vibrate your molecules!"

"You play stupid word games!"

"Flash is faster!"

"Batman is smarter!"

"Soulless ginger!"

"Green scaly panties!"

"Lack of a girlfriend!"

"You're still a kid!"

Nose to nose, they stood, panting furiously.

"You forgot!" Robin pointed an accusatory finger at Wally, hurt evident in his tone.

"Dude, I would never..." They looked at each other and smiled.

"What are they even talking about?" asked Artemis, whispering behind her hand to the rest of the team.

"Robin's birthday," explained Kaldur, hardly looking up from his book.

"They do this every year!" Hands that had been previously knotted through cropped red hair were thrown up in despair, as Roy ranted.

"And every year we learn something new about Wally..."cut in Kaldur, trailing off as Roy finished for him.

"Something we most definitely did not need to know!" The redheaded archer sent a vexed glare at the two, who were enjoying a cupcake.

They glanced innocently at their infuriated older brother.

"Is there something wrong, Roy?" sang Robin in an attempt at an angel voice.

Kaldur groaned as he saw where it was going.

Wally chimed in, with a smirk to match his best friend's.

"Yeah, what's got you so angRoy?"

Roy growled. Kaldur groaned.

"No, Roy! You can't use your bow!"

"Kal, you are NOT stopping me from hurting them."

"He's infuROYated!"

"He's downright feROYcious!"

Artemis exchanged a glance with her other, slightly more sane teammates.

"I think they know each other too well."

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