Note to all: This is the picture on my iPad. My backround. It's actually a picture of Garfield, Tim and Dick when you hold my iPad landscape, but when you turn it portrait MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So, basically when someone is using my iPad I make them hold in Landscape so they don't know that I will stare at my iPad backround just because it has this hot babe on it.

That should introduce me pretty well. I have had two crushes on boys in my entire life - one on a guy who could draw Nightwing really well, and the other on Nightwing. Whoops

I'm in my early teens and love writing, though I never can commit. I will only update things I enjoy. I am so sorry.

Country: AUUUSSSS

Yup, I am 93% Australian. So I spell 'airplane' like 'aeroplane', and 'color' like 'colour'. Oh, us aussies. We love making words more difficult to spell than they actually are.

Currently, I have a beta, and am a beta myself, but I haven't spoken to m beta or my beta-ree in a long time because I'm a horrible person. But mostly becomes I just haven't. I'm not your BFF until we add eachother on skype. Then we are married and I will talk to you about my love of birdflash until 2 AM in the morning.

I love you guys, but I always love not being stalked, so if you want to contact me through skype, PM me :D

Please continue talking to me, I love chatting with all my reviewers. Just send me a PM - I'm very friendly. Most of the time.Sometimes. Oopsies

Ooh, ooh, Tumblr:

I barely update it but you can go on there to talk to me and witness the rare moments I actually post something.

I will beta for you, but I'm kinda like a booty call. You can text me when you're feeling sad and alone (or need something edited) and then by the next morning I will leave you until you text (email/PM) me again. Bad analogy, but yeah.

I can't write fluff for the life of me and I am better at Maths than I am English. I have a lamp which sings to me. I am never up to date on publishing.

One-Shots are my babies and OC's are fun, but I don't publish them all that often because they're all Mary-sue :)

Here's a hint to avoid the terrible stories here:

Stories not to read - Shot, Prompted, Dreamer (I will go back in time and strangle myself for the OCs and MarySues and please forgive me FanFiction gods) and... Wow I need to deleted some stories. Not all of Promopted is dying worthy, don't worry.

The rest should be okay, mild swearing but I stand by that it is mycharacters swearing and not me.

Ah, yes. I ship Birdflash very hard. I'm all for gay rights so you will see a LOT of gay relationships on here, though I can't write smut. Kissing, maybe, but anything else... Eeeeeeeee

I'm not going to say it's late, or I'm high, because I'm always this weird and stupid. ENJOY MY STORIES.

(Majority of them are sad)