DISCONTINUED. He'd lie, but he'd never lose who he was. Especially since she was coming back. For good. TND fic, 3/4

They both agreed; he had the best pick-up lines. Ever.

The Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape are transported to another dimension via potions accident where they are all Muggle American high school students who are heavily involved in their after school theatre program. Meeting their other selves sure is weird enough, but seeing them have different personalities? Just freaky. T for language and the humor of a 17 year old girl.

DISCONTINUED. Percy Weasley's finally cracked, and you can follow along with his diary- I mean, rant book. Pairings: Percy/Oliver slash. Probably OOC, but that's the point. T for language.

"Wizarding Internet is currently undergoing maintenance. Please come back later." Parody of Wrong-BWL fics, Mary Sues, and Characters-use-Facebook stories. For the Transfiguration Competition at 4B.

The Ministry has passed a Marriage Law and Luna isn't really surprised at the turn-out. Pairings: Ron/Pansy, Draco/Luna, Harry/Neville, Ginny/Oliver, Hermione/Parvati, Blaise/Theo, Fred/George, Past-Draco/Ginny, Past-Ron/Hermione, implied Past-Percy/Oliver, implied Past-Harry/Ron. Not to be taken seriously. At all. AT ALL. Marriage Law fic, sort of parody.

Firewhiskey is not a potion ingredient.

He only reads books and he cannot lie, even if he's reading a how-to-lie book. Because, really, if you're going to lie, you should at least remember it. T for language.

DISCONTINUED. 25 Life Lessons that Molly Weasley taught the twins.

Another title being "Predictable Prongs." 1. Remus Lupin wants alone time with Sirius Black. 2. James Potter sucks at unlocking doors. 3. Sirius Black is NOT Lily Evans. JP/LE, RL/SB

You're looking the wrong way.

DISCONTINUED. FMA/HP crossover. 5th yr, post-Manga. Ed and Mustang both agreed, their new orders had to be some of the weirdest in history. Or the Fuhrer was pulling a prank on them. Either one. No HP pairings, possible EdWin, possible Royai, definite parental Roy/Ed

DISCONTINUED. "All my life, I wish I broke mirrors instead of promises, cos all I see is a shattered conscience staring right back at me." AU, vaguely related oneshots.

DISCONTINUED. Because, you see, when you hear fire, you think smoke, flames. We think of falling rocks and salamanders. Semi-collab with theBrillianceofNight. Explanation inside.

DISCONTINUED. A series of oneshots about the various traits that girls have.

or "Why Alphonse Elric is Afraid of Women."

DISCONTINUED. The Doctor finds a young boy with no memory on his TARDIS. This is the tale of the Alchemist.

"I told you Brother, this world needs a traveling Doctor."

DISCONTINUED. Battles are being waged. The cats must ally themselves with wizards. To do so, four must become human for a short while. One must become a cat - for life. After SotM and AU to OotP. Pairing: Jayfeather/Half Moon. Kinda strange.

DISCONTINUED. Nico cheats death. Hermione has a problem. The problem? Fred.

DISCONTINUED. The Weasley twins were separated at birth. George was raised by the Grangers. When the two meet on the Hogwarts Express, they know something is strange. It's up to them to investigate.

A series of songfics for Rose and the Doctor. Rated T for language.

DISCONTINUED. Draco's parents are in Azkaban and wizard child services need to find him a guardian. All of his relatives are either dead or in Azkaban. While searching for more possible guardians, they stumble across adoption papers. Draco's adoption papers. Book 4 AU.

"If we stay perfectly still, maybe she won't notice us." "It's Hermione, not a T-Rex." For the April Twin Exchange.

Fred Weasley would only take detention from one person: Hermione Granger

That she-cat, he decided, REALLY need to work on her emotions.

Songfic. Song: Candlelight by Relient K. Pairing: 3/4

DISCONTINUED. "Chase your dreams and remember me, sweet bravery, cos after all those wings will take you up so high... So bid the forest floor goodbye as you race the wind and take to the sky." Not a songfic. MR/KND xover. pairings ? : 3/4 2/5 Fax Nazzy

If there was one thing that Edward Elric hated more than milk, it was this. One Shot. Rated T for Ed's mouth.

DISCONTINUED. AU. When Ed, Al and Winry do something stupid, Granny can't raise them anymore. Sent to live with other family members, they get sucked into a new problem: Magic. NOT a crossover.

A poem.

Mustang's first day in Ishbal.

Winry visits her old home. Songfic.

Trisha Elric meets a strange boy. a oneshot