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Hello. theBrillianceofNight and I have decided to take the same list of traits that girls have and write about them in our preferred fandom. I chose this one, obviously, and she chose Naruto, if you're interested. Today is 3/4/2012, what better day for me to write about my favorite KND pairing?

The format for this series is going to be like this: the first half of a chapter has the characters as kids. The second half has them as teens.

The first trait is tenacity.

Everyone knew Numbah Three loved Rainbow Monkeys.

And everyone knew Numbah Four did not.

Lastly, everyone knew Numbah Three always wanted Numbah Four to play with her. Numbah Four always refused.

So Numbah Three devised a strategy. She would play with him; it was just a matter of time. And it worked brilliantly.

First step: use normal voice, energetic as usual. Result: negative.

Second step: a simple "why not?" Result: insults aimed at her Rainbow Monkeys.

Third step: defend Rainbow Monkeys. Result: arguing.

Fourth step: storm off in anger and tears. Result: Numbah Four gets guilty and agrees to play.

Score:

Numbah Three – a lot.

Numbah Four – zero.

Everyone knows Kuki is in love with Wally.

And everyone knows Wally is oblivious.

Lastly, everyone knows Kuki wants to date Wally. Wally has not asked her out.

So Kuki has a plan of attack to win his heart. She's absolutely sure it'll work.

First step: call him. Result: "Hey Kuki, what's up?"

Second step: "Do you like me?" Result: "W-what? Uh-uh-o-of course I do! B-best friends, remember?"

Third step: "Because I like you." Result: "U-uh, um, well, that's g-good, I-I guess?"

Fourth step: "Will you be my boyfriend?" Result: "S-sure."

Score:

Kuki – winner.

Wally – winner's boyfriend.