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![]() Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Power Rangers, Kickin' It, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Descendants, 2015. Hi every1! My name is sasuhina gal (your not finding out my real name) Let me tell you about myself- Hair color-Brown/Black Eye color-Light brown Best feature- No idea Likes- Anime, reading, writing storys Dislikes- Peole making fun of me, teasing, bullys Now let's see what we have here! Stuff to do with God and things that he would pay attention to Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. "They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. You kindness will be rewarded. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. Here is the saddest story about abortion. How do you think the baby feels? Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Stuff that relates to you There were 3 girls They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Hisa-Ai, HealingSpringWaters, sasuhina gal If you and your frineds aren't cool or dont even want to be and you just wanna be yourselves copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list...xNArutoLover4Ever19x, HealingSpringWaters, sasuhina gal Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. Random anime stuff If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS If you just hate her, COPY THIS If you HATE NejixSakura copy this into your profile all the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or anime characters. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile. 'If You' stuff ( )_( ) If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. (DEFINITELY when Peder ran off after kissing Miri on the cheek...and when Percy didn't kiss Annabeth back under Mt. Saint Helens...AND when Fang left! WHY, JAMES PATTERSON, WHY?!?) If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. if you are one of those people who feel bad when you eat meat but like it too much to stop eating it copy this into your profile if you act crazy just for fun copy this into your profile if you are random copy this into your profile if you are a tomboy copy this into your profile (so we can get rid of the evil girly girls!! DIE GIRLY GIRLS DIE!!) if you are a naruto fan and you HATE Sasuke and Ino im begging you to copy this into your profile If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!) If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. If Like jayden and mia go to this link and post it on your profile: http:///albums/x337/mocha-indago/Snap1.jpg Stuff to do with love of friends, family and your love From the moment you were carried in the door, you and your sibling have been at odds. When you were little, you'd chew up their toys. In retaliation, they'd bite your fingers. As you got to your childhood years, you were always finding something to argue about. If you wanted to go somewhere, your sibling wanted to go somewhere else at the same time. If you couldn't have candy, they'd take out a bag of leftover Halloween candy and eat it in front of you. As you started going into preteen years, you stopped yelling and just went your separate ways. Your parents were relieved. You think you know everything about your annoying sib, but you may be wrong. You never knew. They never knew either. You never knew that they defended you when you were talked about behind your back, you'd never let anyone talk smack about your siblings. You never knew how much they sacrificed for you, you would never admit how much you sacrificed for them. You never knew why they defended you, they never knew that you cared. You never knew that you were close, they never knew they loved you. Love is strange, especially sibling love, but you depend on it in ways you never knew you did. Copy and paste this if you love your brother/sister. The Definition of a Kiss Definition of a kiss --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." This is so sweet... Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute Girls Don't realize these things I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Why can't I find a guy as sweet as this? When she walks away from you, mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes Don't look away until she does FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS:Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are temporary BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days' FRIENDS:hides you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place... FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band. FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down. FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. BEST FRIENDS:will sit back and laugh. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!! COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LOVE THE BUDDY THAT'S YOU BFF! Chain letter stuff : Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct ) DO NOT CHEAT TAKE 3 MINUTES THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT 4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID 5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? KEY TO THE GAME 1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. 6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR 7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7 9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND 10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE 11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER repost this IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE Random: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions) Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!! This is soooo cool it's like boom! Mind blowing. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that or it blew your mind put it in your profile. ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) - AQUARIUS - The Slut PISCES - The Addict LEO - The Cool One CANCER - The Smart One. ARIES- The Irresistible One SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits TAURUS- The Aggressive One LIBRA - The Partner for Life CAPRICORN - The Cute One SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One VIRGO- The Promiscuous One GEMINI - The Liar I just had to do this... If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I ALWAYS do this :D) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinking Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.( That's one of my many weird things i do) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(I ALWAYS do this :D) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold) 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped You’re Girl Side You wear lip gloss/stick You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the colour black You like hanging out at the mall You like getting manicures and/or pedicures You like wearing jewelery Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies You don't like the movie Star Wars You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up You smile a lot more than you should {HA!} You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love movies You Use to play with dolls as little kid You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it Like being the star of everything Total: 9 Your Boy Side You love hoodies You love jeans Dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team Shopping is torture Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (still am) You watch sports on TV Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect football/baseball cards Baggy pants are cool to wear It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours You love to go crazy and not care what people think Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night Total :8 Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Favourites from my favs NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! I found this on someone's profile, so I don't own it, but I just HAD to copy n paste it because when I read it I was like 'OMG that is SOOOOO me!' and it is just freakin adorable! If you truly love Kickin' It with all of your heart, no joke hard core Kickin' It fan, you would copy this to your profile... I promise to remember Rudy Whenever I see a man-child I promise to remember Milton Whenever someone is school-wild I promise to remember Kim Whenever a girl hangs out with guys I promise to remember Jack Whenever someone is protective and always tries I promise to remember Eddie Whenever someone loves food I promise to remember them all Whenever I hear "Kickin' It with you!" I promise that when Jack and Kim finally kiss A big smile will cross my lips. I promise to remember Kickin' It Even after it's long gone Whenever I hear "Kickin' It" I will remember the song I promise to remember Kickin' It Wherever I go Because Disney XD Made an awesome show! I decided to come up with these for us extreme fans of the totally awesome show that is Kickin' It. You know you're too much of a Kickin' It fan when... you hear one of your favorite songs and you yell "This is my JAAAAAM!" you spend a whole day trying to write the Wasabi Code on a grain of rice you sing the only verse of 'Love ninja' over and over again in your head you eat saltine crackers and think of Jerry hugging his knees in fear you tend to say "Holy Christmas Nuts!" a lot more you get a new cat and name it Tip-Tip Live Action Role Playing seems a little cooler to you you start to WOOOO and dance like Jerry when you are excited you grab your chest and start hyperventilating when someone says they don't watch Kickin' It. you sprain your wrist trying to break a board, while your only argument the whole time was "If Milton could do it..." you say "you probably shouldn't have done that" when someone upsets you you scream "WHY?!" everytime you watch Karate Games you try to slide down a hallway on a lunch tray to see if you could beat Milton's record you have tried more than once to talk in the 'Swathmore Accent' eating a falafel is now on your to-do list you like blue cheese a little less just because Jack is allergic to it you squeal out loud in happiness everytime you see a Kick moment -jackandkimforever -sasuhina gal Repost this if any of these are totally true for you and add your name to the list :) I totally see Jack and Kim when I read this... am I right? - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday just to wish her the best birthday ever - Randomly tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's ass am I kicking?" as you embrace her protectively. See? Don't you see the resemblance? My fav quots from Xialion showdown Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room. Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands. Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time! Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise. Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see? Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon. Chase Young: When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him. Chase Young:It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will. Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST! Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny! Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you. Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step. Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil. Wuya: You have done well, Jack. Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time! Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them. (After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company) Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader... of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack) Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them! Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl! Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it. Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo? Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want! Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do. Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy. Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff. Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength. Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING... (After the monster disappears) Raimundo: What can I say? He probably just knew better than to mess with me. (Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.) Omi: I wager the Orb of Tornami against your...self! Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see? Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it! Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison! Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil! Omi-What is that, is it magic? Rai-I have a question (Omi laughing about Rai's joke on Clay's kung fu) (deciding who gets the eye of dashi) (When fighting two-head Dojo) Wuya-(to chase about Jack being a mokey) Your plan for world domnation is brillent, ecpesally turning Jack into a monkey Jack-Oh yeah well i have something you don't Chase-Don't bit off more then you can chew Spicer. It may come back to bit you Jack-(when Chase gets out)Please don't hurt me! I'm fraglie and brusie easily Dojo-Very interesting. It says here that Alexander the great had 7 toes on on foot and 3 on the other Wuya-(when Omi turned evil) What's wrong with him? He was less annnoying on the side of good Jack-Oh that's nice. Cyclops kuties (checking with the mind reading conch) Kimiko-I, for one, am very impressed Hanabil bean-I see you brought your kittens to do your fighting Chase- You surprised me Spicer and I'm rarely surprised but never fooled.(starts sniffing Kimko who turned into Jack) By the way, love the perfume Kimiko-(openes chest of the Blind sorwds man) Hollween's over! Get me out of this thing! Jack: How come we don't have a relationship like that? Raimundo: (To Kimiko) You are complaining about him when you're on the cell phone 24-7? (Mimics Kimiko) Oh, no way! He said that? Oh, no way. What else did he say? Oh, no way, no way, no way!(Normal) And could you possibly download a more annoying ringtone? (Kimiko tries to answer, but her cellphone rings) Omi: (To the Xiaolin monks) Monks, double your efforts...Raimundo...Triple yours. Jack: You might as well give up. Your worst nightmare is here! (While inside of Cyclops' mouth) Dojo: Someone toss me a life preserver ... or a mint! Dojo: We pushed right here. (Clay pushes a loose stone in the wall) Master Fung: You know Raimundo, you were not defeated by your enemy. Rai-Dojo, can't you put reclinging seats in this or something? Harry Potter quotes Hermione: :howls like a werewolf: Hagrid: Sorry, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today. (swings door shut) Harry, Ron & Hermione: We know about the Philosopher's Stone! Hagrid: (door opens again) Oh. Hermione: Look at you! Playing with your cards, pathetic! We've got final exams coming up soon. Ron: I'm ready! Ask me any question. Hermione: Alright. What are the three most crucial ingredients in a forgetfulness potion? Ron: I forgot. Hermione: And what do you plan to do if this comes up on our final exam? Ron: Copy off you? Hermione: No you won't! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell. Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us! (deleted scene) Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone (film) Hagrid: Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh! Molly Weasley: Fred, you next. Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George,' said the boy. 'Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George? Molly Weasley: Sorry, George, dear. Fred: Only joking, I am Fred. Harry: And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens? Ron: Throw it away and punch him on the nose. Draco Malfoy: Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something. Harry: One of us has got to keep an eye on Snape — wait outside the staff room and follow him if he leaves it. Hermione, you'd better do that. Hermione: Why me? Ron: It's can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know. (In a high voice) Oh Professor Flitwick, I'm so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong... Hermione: Oh, shut up. Hermione: Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare... What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp- Harry: So light a fire! Hermione: Yes - of course - but there's no wood! Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT? shortly after Harry: Lucky you pay attention in Herbology, Hermione. Ron: Yeah, and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis - 'there's no wood', honestly. Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone (book) Gilderoy Lockhart: [grins] Hello. Who are you? Ron: Uh, Ron Weasley. Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who-who am I? Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is! Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? Do you live here? Ron: [takes the rock from Lockhart] No. Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? [Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out.] Lucius Malfoy: Let me see... red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys Molly Weasley: (via Howler) RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. [the Howler blows a raspberry at Ron, then chews itself to pieces] Molly Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night! Arthur Weasley: Did you really? How did it go? [Mrs. Weasley hits him] I mean, (forcefully) that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. [giggles] Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets (film) Hermione: (via letter) I'm very busy with schoolwork, of course Ron: How can she be? We're on vacation! Ron: Maybe he's ill! Harry: Maybe he's left, because he missed out on the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again! Ron: Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him – Snape: Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train. Hermione: But that's very important! (about Defence Against The Dark Arts) Ron: Not the way Lockhart teaches it. I haven't learnt anything from him except not to let pixies loose. Lockhart: Just do what I did, Harry. Harry: What, drop my wand? Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets (book) Ron: Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance! Harry: You tell those spiders, ron. Ron: Yeah...yeah...I'll tell 'em... (snores) Remus: Severus, don't be a fool. Sirius: He can't help it Remus, it's bound to be a habit by now. Remus: Sirius, be quiet. Sirius: Be quiet yourself, Remus. Severus: Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple. Sirius: Why don't you run along to play with your chemistry set? Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban (film) Uncle Vernon: What’s that? If it’s another form for me to sign, you’ve got another-- Harry Potter: It’s not. It’s a letter from my godfather. Uncle Vernon: Godfather? You haven’t got a godfather! Harry Potter: Yes I have. He was my mum and dad’s best friend, he’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though – keep up with my news, check I’m happy. The Marauder's Map: Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor. Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball. Snape: THIS - HAS - SOMETHING - TO - DO - WITH - POTTER! Fudge: Severus - be reasonable - Harry has been locked up - Snape: OUT WITH IT POTTER! WHAT DID YOU DO? Madame Pomfrey: Professor Snape! Control yourself! Fudge: See here, Snape, be reasonable. This door's been locked, we just saw- Snape: THEY HELPED HIM ESCAPE, I KNOW IT! Fudge: Calm down, man! You're talking nonsense! Snape: YOU DON'T KNOW POTTER! HE DID IT, I KNOW HE DID IT- Fudge: Fellow seems quite unbalanced. I'd watch out for him, if I were you Dumbledore. Ron Weasley: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross.… That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'—sorry about that—but there's a thing that could be the sun … hang on … that means 'great happiness' … so you're going to suffer but be very happy about it...… Harry Potter: You need your inner eye tested. Harry Potter: I'm not going to be murdered. Mirror: That's the spirit, dear. Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban (book) Harry: [looks at the quill's notes] Hey! My eyes aren't "glistening with the ghosts of my past"! Neville Longbottom: Oh my God, I've killed Harry Potter! Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire (film) Harry: (about Ron's owl) Er-why are you calling that owl Pig? Ginny: Because he's being stupid. Its proper name is Pigwidgeon. Ron: (sarcastically) Yeah, and that's not a stupid name at all. Percy Weasley: That [dragon dung] was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal! Fred: [Aside]It was. We sent it. Ron: I'm never wearing them, Never. Mrs. Weasley: Fine, Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh. Hermoine: Not going to have a very good month, are you? Ron: Ah well, at least I'm forewarned. Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice. Ron: Oh am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff. Dumbledore: My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He held his head high and went about his business as usual! Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been bravery... Ron: What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong? Fred: Oh, no, Ron, no, this is exactly where we wanted to end up. George: Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here. Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire (book) [Crookshanks starts to play with the Extendable Ear eventually pulling it loose] Ron: Hermione, I hate your cat. Hermione: Bad Crookshanks! Sirius: Get away from my godson. [punches Malfoy] Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Snape: ...Yes. Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful? Snape: ...Obviously [Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book.] Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix (film) Fred: Give her hell from us, Peeves. Hermione Granger: Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you... Harry Potter: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life? Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! George Weasley: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours? Portrait: 'Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young master, that will leave you pockmarked and more gruesome even than you are now - Ron Weasley: Watch who you're calling gruesome! Portrait: - the only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked at the full moon in a barrel of eel's eyes - Ron Weasley: I have not got spattergroit! Portrait: But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master - Ron Weasley: They're freckles! Now get back in your own Portrait and leave me alone! Ron Weasley: I had a dream about Quidditch last night. What do you think that means? Harry Potter: I dunno. Probably means you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something. George Weasley: We could try Fever Fudge, no one's seen that yet-- Ron Weasley: Does it work? Fred Weasley: Well, yeah, your temperature'll go right up-- George Weasley: -- But you get these massive pus-filled boils too, and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet. Ron Weasley: I can't see any boils. Fred Weasley: No, well you wouldn't, they're not in a place we generally display to the public-- George Weasley: --But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the-- Uncle Vernon: What were you doing under our window, boy? Harry Potter: Listening to the news. Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news! Again? Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see. Fred Weasley: Do mine ears deceive me? Hogwarts prefects surely don't wish to skive off lessons? Ron Weasley: Look what we've got today. That's the worst Monday I've ever seen. Fred Weasley: Fair point, little bro. You can have a bit of Nosebleed Nougat cheap if you like. Ron Weasley: Why's it cheap? George Weasley: Because you'll keep bleeding till you shrivel up, we haven't got an antidote yet. Ron Weasley: Cheers, but I think I'll take the lessons. Ron Weasley: I knew it! You always get away with stuff. Draco Malfoy: You’re dead, Potter. Harry Potter: Funny, you’d think I’d have stopped walking around… Ron:(Looking into crystal ball) It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight. Ron: Aaaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry… Fred: {Talking about Voldemort} Fact remains, he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo if he wants to Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix (book) Professor McGonagall: Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there. Albus Dumbledore: [To Harry] You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Harry Potter: Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sorta go with it [Ron holds up a small box at Fred and George's shop] Ron: How much is this? Fred and George: Five Galleons. Ron: How much for me? Fred and George: Five Galleons. Ron: I'm your brother! Fred and George: Ten Galleons. Filius Flitwick: Oh, about time. I've been looking all over for you two! Names? Harry Potter: Professor Flitwick, you've known me for five years. Filius Flitwick: No exceptions, Potter! Ron: [to Hermione and Ginny] Don't worry. He'll be here in a minute.[starts eating] Hermione: [smacks him on the arm with a book] Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing! Ron: Oi. Turn around, you lunatic! [Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and see Harry covered in blood.] Ginny: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood? Ron: Looks like it's his own this time. Hermione: I went to- Ron and Harry: The library! [About the cursed necklace] Harry Potter: It was Malfoy. Minerva McGonagall: That is a very serious accusation, Potter! Severus Snape: Indeed. your evidence? Harry Potter: I just know. Severus Snape: You just know? [pause]Once again you astonish with your gifts Potter, gifts mere mortals can only dream of possesing. How grand it must be... to be the Chosen One. Ron Weasley: [about Ginny and Dean] What is it he sees in her? Harry Potter: She's smart... funny... attractive... Ron: Attractive? Harry: Well you know... she has nice... skin. Ron: Skin. So you think Dean's dating my sister because of her skin? Harry: Well, no, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor. Ron: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as skin goes, I mean. Harry: I-I've never really thought about it. But I suppose, yeah. Very nice. [long pause]...I think I'll be going to sleep now. Hermionie Granger: [about Romilda Vane] She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One. Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One. [Hermione hits on the head with a rolled up newspaper.] Harry Potter: Sorry, um, kidding. Ron: [under the effect of a love potion, fawning over Romilda Vane] I'm in love with her! Harry: All right, fine, you're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her? Ron: [Realizing] No. [Excitedly]Could you introduce me? [Harry says he is in a hurry to get to Hagrid's and says he must go] Horace Slughorn: [Astounded] HARRY! Harry Potter: [Similarly] Sir? [Slughorn pursues Harry, under the influence of Felix Felicis, across the grounds.] Horace Slughorn: Harry, I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately! Harry Potter: That would be counter-productive, sir! Horace Slughorn: What makes you say that? Harry Potter: No idea. Horace Slughorn: [Seeing Aragog's corpse] Merlin's beard! Is that an actual Acromantula? Harry Potter: A dead one, I think, sir. Harry: Not to mention the pincers. (Makes pincer-like movements with hands) Ron: [under influence of a love potion, hugging Slughorn] Hello, darling. Fancy a drink? Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (film) Dumbledore: I take my hat off to you— or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. Hermione: (When Harry decides to go down to bury Aragog instead of get the memory from Slughorn) This is Felix Felicis, I suppose? You haven't got another little bottle full of - I don't know - Ron: Essence of Insanity? Slughorn: Parry Otter, the Chosen Boy Who -- well, something of that sort. George: Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks Ron: Thanks-er, why do I need socks? [Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes advertisement] Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who? You SHOULD Be Worrying About U-NO-POO — the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation! Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter? Harry Potter: Yes. Snape: Yes, Sir. Potter:There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor. Severus Snape: ...and of course, as Potter so wisely tells us, are transparent. Ron Weasley:Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we're trying to tell them apart! When we come face to face with one down a dark alley we're going to be having a shifty to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?' Harry Potter: What did you have to imitate her [Hermione] for? Ron Weasley: She laughed at my moustache! Harry Potter: So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ron Weasley: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow. Harry Potter: I figured that much out for myself, funnily enough. Ron Weasley: Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since. Harry Potter: Yeah, well, passing over Fred's left buttock— Fred Weasley: I beg your pardon? Harry Potter: He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through. Albus Dumbledore: How very rude of him. Harry Potter: I told him I was. Albus Dumbledore: I am very touched, Harry. Vernon Dursley: I don't mean to be rude... Albus Dumbledore: ...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince (book) Harry: You're lying, Dolores... and one mustn't tell lies. Stupefy! Dobby:[After Luna calls him, "Sir"] I like her very much! Dobby: [After dropping a chandelier from the ceiling] Dobby did not mean to kill anyone! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure! Neville Longbottom: [Confronting Death Eaters on the train] Hey losers, He isn't here. George Weasley: [after Ginny spots him and stopped kissing Harry] Morning. Fred/George: [disguised as Harry] Wow, we're identical! Ron Weasley: [as Cattermole] Morning. Harry Potter: [as Runcorn] Ron, it's me. Ron Weasley: [as Cattermole] Harry! Blimey, forgot what you look like. Yaxley: Cattermole. It's still raining inside my office. That's two days now. Ron Weasley (as Cattermole) Have you tried an umbrella? Ron Weasley: [as Cattermole] Oh, my God. What am I gonna do? My wife's all alone downstairs. Harry Potter: [as Runcorn] Ron, you don't have a wife. Ron Weasley: [as Cattermole] Oh, right. Hermione: [Whacking Ron with a backpack with each word after he returns] You-complete-arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'? Ron: [Referring to Hermione] We won't last two days without her. [pause] Don't tell her I said that Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part I (film) Ron: [Hearing a roar in the distance] That doesn't sound good. Ron: [about saving Malfoy] If we die for them Harry, I'm gonna kill you! Ron: [After Hermione is attacked] Hey! That's my girlfriend you numpty! Ron: [in Room of Requirement] AHHHHHH! Goyle has set the bloody place on fire! Minerva McGonagall: [After using the spell piertotem locomotor to bring the statues to life and fight; excited]I've always wanted to use that spell! Hermione Granger: We can't just stand here. Who's got an idea? Ron Weasley: Don't ask us. You're the brilliant one! Harry Potter: We have to go there, now. Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out... Harry Potter: [interrupting]Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose! Ginny Weasley: [sees Harry] Harry! Ron Weasley: [to Ginny] Hey. [waits for a response, then addresses Hermione] Six months she hasn't see me, it's like I'm a Frankie First Year. I'm only her brother... Seamus Finnigan: She's got lots of them, but only one Harry. Ron Weasley: Shut up, Seamus. Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry? Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who. Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it? Harry Potter: We don't know. Dean Thomas: Where is it? Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on. Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on. Argus Filch: STUDENTS OUT OF BED! Students out of bed in the corridor! Minerva McGonagall: They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot! Neville Longbottom: Professor, you're actually giving us permission to do this? To blow it up? Boom? Minerva McGonagall: Boom! Neville Longbottom: Wicked. Um, and how exactly do you propose we do this, Professor? Minerva McGonagall: Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnegan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. Seamus Finnigan: I can bring her down. Minerva McGonagall: That's the spirit. Off you go. Filius Flitwick: You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely. Minerva McGonagall: That doesn't mean we can't delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way. Luna Lovegood: Harry, wait, I need to talk to you. Harry Potter: I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, Luna. Luna Lovegood: You won't find it where you're going, you're wasting your time. Harry Potter: We'll talk later, okay? Luna Lovegood: Harry! Harry Potter: Later! Luna Lovegood: [shouting] Harry Potter! You listen to me right now! Neville Longbottom: You haven't seen Luna have you? Harry Potter: Luna? Neville Longbottom: I'm mad for her. I think it's about time I told her, since we'll probably both be dead by dawn! Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part II (film) Fred: Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance. Fred: I'm George ...can't you even tell us apart when we're Harry?... I'm only yanking your wand, I'm Fred really-- Ron:I don't know how to break this to you...but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts Neville: Thing was they bit off a bit more than they can chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn't need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway, Dawlish is still in St. Mungo's and Gran's on the run Professor McGonagall: He has, to use the common phrase, done a bunk Dumbledore: Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? Neville: I'll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore's Army! Kreacher: Fight! Fight! Fight for my Master, defender of house-elves! Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! Fight! Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy so now lets have fun! Ron: Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it? Ron: If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you, but no pressure. Ron: Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother's brains. Ron: Brilliant, I’ll go and get one of our other ancient goblin-made swords and you can gift wrap it Fred: Time to sit down, or we’re going to get run over by the bride. Percy: Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning? Remus Lupin: "Support Harry Potter" parties are unwise in the present climate. George Weasley: Yeah, she just told me my ears are lopsided. Old bat. I wish Uncle Bilius was still with us, though; he was a right old laugh at weddings. Hermione Granger: Wasn't he the one who saw a Grim and died twenty-four hours later? George Weasley: Well, he went a bit odd towards the end. Fred Weasley: But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party. He used to down an entire bottle of Firewisky, then run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his- Hermione Granger: Yes, he sounds a real charmer. Ron Weasley: Never married, for some reason. Hermione Granger: You amaze me. Mrs. Weasley: How do you feel, Georgie? George Weasley: Saint-like. Fred Weasley: What's wrong with him? Is his mind affected? George Weasley: Saint-like. You see...I'm holy! Holey, Fred, geddit? Fred Weasley: Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey? Ron Weasley: No, I mean we should tell [the house elves] to get out. We don't want any more Dobbys, do we? We can't order them to die for us - [Hermione kisses him] Harry Potter: (weakly) Is this the moment? [Ron and Hermione don't stop kissing and hug more tightly] Harry Potter: (annoyed) OI! There's a war going on here! [Ron and Hermione stop kissing, but continue to hug each other] Ron Weasley: (as though a bludger has hit him) I know, mate, so it's now or never, isn't it? Percy Weasley: I was a fool! I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a – a -- Fred Weasley: Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron. Percy Weasley: Yes, I was! Fred Weasley: Well, you can't say fairer than that. (holds out his hand) Hermione Granger: ...what Harry did to Riddle's diary was one of the few really foolproof ways of destroying a Horcux. Harry Potter: What, stabbing it with a basilisk fang? Ron Weasley: Oh well, lucky we've got such a large supply of basilisk fangs, then. I was wondering what we were going to do with them. Hermione Granger: Merlin's pants! Ron Weasley: "Merlin's pants?" She must be upset. James Sirius Potter: Teddy's back there. Just seen him! And guess what he's doing? Snogging Victoire! Our Teddy! Teddy Lupin! Snogging our Victoire! Our cousin! And I asked Teddy what he was doing- Ginny Potter: You interrupted them? You are so like Ron- J.S.P: -and he said he'd come to see her off! And then he told me to go away. He's snogging her! Harry: No, you and Al will share a room only when I want the house demolished. Ginny: Don't forget to give Neville our love! J.S.P: Mum! I can't give a Professor love! Ginny: But you know Neville - J.S.P: Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him love... Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows (book) Stories I'm doing Music of love-Hinata's a star and so is Sasuke. As stars they go out. So what happens when they find out who they really are. COMPLETE Chapter 15-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxc4hcDOjLA The magical curse- A curse holds two worlds hostage and in war. 4 witches are beeing targeted by those effected by the curse and also there new room-mate and his protecters. will love bloom? COMPLETE Xialion showdown Naruto version- Just a little thing i thought of. Kabuto has joined forces with all evil do-ers and the Xialion monks must work together to stop the forces of evil. COMPLETE-Being re-written Music is good for you-When all the rangers, except Jayden and Mia, get hurt by a nighlock, will Jayden and Mia be able to save their friends? COMPLETE You're not useless-Mia reads a blog and starts to doubt her worth to the team. What happenes when a nighlock decieds to take control of that? COMPLETE Part of your world-Jack was saved by a mermaid and meets Kim, who is the mermaid that saved him. Will he be able to help her defeat the evil that's about to take over her home Oceina Chapter 7-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em9a9J1DLlM Battle for the Kingdom of Heaven-Adopted this from ejthepinoy. Jack is a ninja on a mission. Kim is a princess. When they meet they are forced to leave the Kingdom of Heaven. The only chance for a normal life is Jack kills the Pope, the same man who killed his mother and her father. COMPLETE Slayer Warriors-Jack is a half-vamp who ran away from home when his father killed his mother on his grandfather's orders. 6 years later, he's fighting evil monsters and he and his friends must the Sun Dagger. Can he get it before his grandfather and avoid having to be part of his grandfather's group of evil monsters as the first half-vamp Letters start with ABC & Love begins with U and Me-Alphabet one-shots of Jia and Memeily Moon Princess-Kim's life was normal till she met Luna, a talking cat. Next thing she knows she is Sailor Moon, Guardian of the Moon. In her pursuit to find the Princess of Moon, she finds love, friends and enemies. Just who is the Moon Princess? See this Kickin it version of Sailor Moon Chapter 9-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW251PYJ3Vc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cz25tHq6uA Egyptain 3-Kim was given the Millennium puzzle by her uncle. When she solved it, an ancient spirit appeared. Who is he really, and what is the story behind the Millennium Items? KICKIN IT VERSION OF YU-GI-OH! Queen of Cards and Sire of Flora-Yusai Fudo and her friends meet Akiyuki Inziki in Satlite. The two stick together even with the threat of the Dark Signers and the confusion of the Crimson Dragon. MY VERSION OF YU-GI-OH! 5D'S. Well that's it. please read my stories. Have to put more quotes. Later! |