Real Name: Oh hi! i'm None of Your Business IV!

Age: Has your mother not informed you that it's rude to asks people that?

Adress: You're kidding right?

Phone Number: Ha ha, yeah no.

Date of Birth: Why am I being asked this?

Sex: EXCUSE ME?

Orientation: You had better be talking about that boring meeting thing on the first day of school.

Religion: Is something you need to find rude questions asking person!

Race: Race? More like chase! as in I chase you with this stick!

Weight- THAT'S IT!

And thus was the day when passerby witnesses learned firsthand the importance of quitting whilst they were behind.

also carrying a big stick does deter intrusive questioners.

Welcome to my page-thingy! Read Fanfictions! no likey, no looky, if you do likey then yippie-doo, there seriously should be enough warning in the summery for you to tell the difference. Flames you say? This is Fanfiction babe it's supposed to screw with your mind, also I don't care. Constructive criticism only, I seriously don't have time to read any comments that sound a lot like whining. Don't be a gingerbread man without the icing people!

If you do happen to like my stuff then imaginary cookies for you!