Pairing: Puzzleshipping
Genre: Humor

X-x-o-o—BMI—o-o-x-X

Anzu smiled at the results of her BMI. It was 17.3, meaning she was underweight but she didn't mind. She needed it to be, if she wanted to have the body of a dancer.

"Anzu-chan, what are you doing?" Yugi asked from behind the computer chair the girl was sitting on.

"Hey Yugi, just checking my Body Mass Index." She explained.

"What's that?" The former pharaoh asked also joining Yugi behind the chair.

"It's to see if you're weight fits with your height." Yugi explained.

"How about I calculate Yugi's." Anzu suggested. "Let's see, height is 153 and weight is 42 kilograms." She pressed the calculate button. They didn't even have to wait one second for the results to appear. The result was 17.9

"Oh, the norm for a good weight is 18.5, so you're underweight Yugi." Anzu read the screen. Yami didn't think of it much, he watched the bar with the three colors, his Aibou's pointer pointing in to the yellow area. His eyes trailed down to the text below the bar and they widened.

"How about we calculate yours, Yami?" Anzu suggested as she turned around, only to see the two boys gone. "Where are Y-"

"YAMI STO-MMPHH."

Anzu stood abruptly from her chair and rushed to where the cry came from. She arrived at the kitchen to find Yugi on the floor, mouth stuffed with food and Yami raiding the fridge for more food. Yugi looked at Anzu, pleading for help with his eyes.

"Aibou, you need to gain weight right now!" Yami screamed in despair. "That thing said it could affect your health! Hurry!" Yami said dumping more food on Yugi's lap.

Anzu giggled and turned around, leaving him to his overprotective boyfriend's mercy.

Author's Note: These used to be all in one chapter but I have decided to seperate them all so I didn't have to have a whole collection to add a new one so I could update more regularly.