CrimesOfADeadpool
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Joined 03-16-14, id: 5593302
Author has written 14 stories for Marvel, Ultimate Spider-Man, Avengers, X-Men: The Movie, and Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Message Received by flowermasters reviews
Alex is bored in Miss Frost's class. Luckily, he happens to have Hank McCoy's phone number. -XMFC highschool mini!AU, Hank/Alex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
The Massage by DulcetRipple reviews
One-shot. Frankenstein/Rai Noblesse, PWP. This fic was supposed to be about Frankenstein giving Rai a massage and it still sort of is… Except having sex sort of overshadowed the massage part, haha. You have been warned.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Molten by RestlessPuppy reviews
FIRST CLASS. Charles experiments with a new toy that just so happens to be made from metal. Erik notices. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Yukata Incident by SomniPhobic reviews
M-21 and Rai discover the sensuous, hidden wonders of Japanese clothing, courtesy of Frankenstein. M-21 x Rai. One shot; slash; lemon.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Good Morning, Hank by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Short, random Oneshot. Implied ScottXLoganXHank.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Hank/Beast, Cyclops - Complete
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In Fair New York, Where We Lay Our Scene reviews
Tony and Steve have adopted a cute little boy named Peter. Phil and Clint have adopted a troublesome mutant named Wade. Wade can't help that he's fallen for his childhood friend. Peter can't help that Wade is actually pretty amusing. If only their parents saw it that way. Spideypool, Stony, Phlint, SuperFamily (Spiderman/Deadpool, Captain America/Iron Man, Coulson/Hawkeye)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B.]
You Do Know Liebe Isn't An Insult, Right? reviews
Charles is beginning to wonder if Erik actually knows how to speak German. Because, Schöner wasn't an insult. Liebchen definitely wasn't. Then why on earth was Erik spitting them at him like they were? [Cherik]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
Sure Sign of Sanity reviews
Steve's a shifter. And sure maybe a Golden Retriever isn't the fiercest animal out there to be able to shift into, but he likes it just fine. And the cute brunet at the park seems to like it too. Now if only he could just get up the courage to speak to him in person so that Bucky will stop laughing at him. [Stony/Super Husbands]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
New Year's First reviews
"Yes, now let's do the New Year thing," Wade said. "What New Year thing?" "You know, 'I haven't eaten all year', 'this is my first shower this year', 'I haven't had sex all year.'" Wade and Peter's first day of the New Year. Plus Wade's bad, bad, repetitive joke about the New Year.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Complete
Till You're Locked in My Embrace reviews
[Cherik Ballet!Au] When Charles joins the Hellfire Ballet Group to replace one of their lead dancers, he gets paired with the irresistible Erik Lehnsherr. But Erik is rude and critical, and nothing Charles does seems to please him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X]
Detention, Lunch and a Dance reviews
[SpideyPool High School AU] Peter wasn't sure what it was he'd done. Maybe they'd looked at each other too long, maybe he'd said the wrong thing. Maybe it was his scent. Whatever it was, he regretted it completely. [Also featuring Stucky, PepperxPeggy and a bunch of other side pairings.]
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
A Wonderful Flag-Less World reviews
A series of short fluffy fics based off the song "A Wonderful Flag-Less World" (A world where there is only ever happy endings) /Alternatively:/ A look into the danger-filled lives of Spider-man and Deadpool (SpideyPool - Spiderman/Deadpool)
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014
A Thousand Apologies reviews
Peter took a few ragged breaths. He had killed his boyfriend. That was definitely way up on the 'Bad Things for Boyfriends to Do' list. [SpideyPool, Spiderman/Deadpool]
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
Morning Wood reviews
Groot and Rocket crash-land on a planet, and Groot decides to 'take care' of Rocket. Pre-canon. GrootxRocket
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Groot, Rocket R.] - Complete
Diagnosis:Lovesickness reviews
Deadpool waved his hand. "It's fine. It's like the voices say. Everybody hates me." "I don't … hate you." Spidey said in an exasperated voice. Deadpool perked up and leant over. "Ooh . Is that a confession of love? Let's run away together Spidey." [SpideyPool]
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2014
Research into Brazillian Wandering Spiders reviews
Or "Why Deadpool Shouldn't Have Access to the Internet". Wade makes a discovery. Peter wants to sleep. (SpideyPool - Spiderman/Deadpool)
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Complete
Meeting in Public reviews
Peter is working on his laptop. Wade feeds off attention. SpidermanxDeadpool
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Peter P./Spider Man - Complete
The Five Things Deadpool Can't Live Without reviews
The Five Things Deadpool Can't Live Without. Including violence, porn, money and a certain superhero. SpidermanxDeadpool
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Peter P./Spider Man - Complete
Comfort in a Reconnaissance reviews
Sometimes heroes just need to relax. Deadpool is very good at helping people relax. SpidermanxDeadpool
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Complete