Hi, I'm an English University student who's studying illustration and loves to write in her spare time.

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Quotes from my old profile that I didn't have the heart to delete:

Doctor who

"Can you imagine silver leaves waving above a pool of liquid gold containing singing fishes? Twin suns that circle and fall in a rainbow heaven? Another world in anther sky? If you come with me, I will show you all this - and it will be, I promise you, the dullest part of it all. Come with me and you will see wonders that no human has ever dreamed possible. Or stay behind, and regret your staying till the day you die."

"First things first, but not necessarily in that order."

"There's no point being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

"Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?"

"Am I ginger?"

Rose: "I want her to say "We are not amused." I bet you five quid I can make her say it."
The Doctor: "Well if I gambled on that it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveller in time."
Rose: "Ten quid?"
The Doctor:" Done"

Reinette: "What do monsters have nightmares about?"
The Doctor: "Me!"

Rose: "Arthur?"
The Doctor: "Good name for a horse."
Rose: "Oh no, you're not keeping the horse."
The Doctor: "I let you keep Mickey. Now go go go!"

"Always take a banana to a party."

"You're a clever man. I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the room."

The Doctor: "But um, hold on. Hold on. What was your name?"
- "Banakaffalatta."

Penny: "Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?"
The Doctor: "What are you, a journalist?"
Penny: "Yes!"
The Doctor: "Then make it up."

Monty Python - :

"Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"And now for something completely different."

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of Government."

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best mate can just blow up like that?"

“Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it!"

“He must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."

Black adder - :

"LF: "You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman."
BA: "So you should take your plane out to dinner and a movie?"
LF: "No, get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!

"Baldric, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing subtle plans are here again."

"The idea of the game is to give away all your money as fast as you can."- The Prince's idea of how cards are played.

EB: "I've got a problem with my manservant."
Doctor: "Well, just pop it on the table and we'll have a look at it."

EB: "Baldric, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?"
B: "To catch mice, my lord. I lie on the ground with my mouth open and hope they scurry in."
EB: "Do they?"
B: "Not yet, my lord."
EB: "I am not surprised. Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom."
[Later, Baldric walks in with a dead mouse tied to his nose]
EB: "Why?"
B: "I got tired of the all-mouse diet, my lord. I thought I'd try cat instead."

Hot fuzz - :

"That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse."

Andy: "Everyone and their mums is packin' guns round here!"
Angel: "Like who?"
Andy: "Farmers."
Angel: "Who else?"
Andy: "Farmers' mums."

Angel: "Oy! When's your birthday?"
Underage Drinker *1: "22nd of February."
Angel: "What year?"
Underage Drinker *1: "Every year!"
Angel: "Get out!"
Angel: [to the second underage drinker] "When's your birthday?"
Underage Drinker *2: "8th of May... 1969..."
Angel: "You're 37?"
Underage Drinker *2: "Yeah!"
Angel: "Get out!"
Angel: [turns to last drinker] "When's your birthday?"
Underage Drinker *3: [high pitched] "Uhhhh..."

Danny :"By the power of Greyskull!"

"What's the situation?"
"Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!"

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village."

"Pub?"

Robin hood bbc:

The sherriff: Forget the outlaws, save the mine!"

Robin Hood: "Never forget the outlaws!"

Much: "well all i'm hearing is arrows, lead and certain death...encouraging!"

The sherriff: "La dee da dee da...chop of their heads!"

"Show me an argument that has ever been resolved with bloodshed?"

Much: "I like the bat. The bat understands me."