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Joined Apr 19, 2004, id: 575084, Profile Updated: Sep 16, 2012
Author has written 32 stories for Gone with the Wind, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, StarTrek: Enterprise, Twilight, NCIS, Little Women, A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy, and Hunger Games.

I see you have stumbled upon my profile for whatever reason (the back button is right up there if you've come here by mistake and need to make a hasty escape). My name isn't actually Poohdog, believe it or not. My name is Jessica. I'm a recent college graduated (Biology degree) who's been around fanfiction.net for, well a while. Further back than the date of my earliest currently posted story because I had some that I ended up deleting later on.

Anyway, I mostly write Harry Potter but I've also written for a few other fandoms (as you can see by the nifty list above). I may also later write some Avengers, Big Bang Theory, and/or Game of Thrones. I take a while to post anymore (life has gotten steadily busy since I left for college and hasn't slacked now that I've graduated) but I may update a bit more quickly if someone mentions they want an update on something. As Emiliana Keladry can testify (see my favourites), I'm a bit scatter-brained but a mention can help me focus.

As for reviews, I like them very much but if you read and don't review, that's fine. I do tend to like a review if you favorite but, meh. My favorite reviews are actually critiques. I'm not an aspiring writer but I do like to write and I like to get better at it so if you see something that would help make me better in writing style, characterization, grammar, spelling, voice, anything, please let me know. I do appreciate it and I won't get angry about it. It sometimes seems like people are so cautious around here about saying anything that could be construed as negative that nobody is too honest.

I've decided to try, from here on out, to try to use the country specific spelling and phrasing from wherever the original work is from (with the exception of foreign languages as I only speak Spanish other than English and then only so-so. Add my lack of multi-lingual ability to the things I'd like to work on). Mostly this applies to Harry Potter. However, I probably won't get it all right. Please forgive me if I accidentally butcher anything and let me know. I am from the United States, and proud to be, but one of my goals in life is not to be an "American Idiot". I'm actually from the northern-middle part of the country, far from New York, California, Texas, and Florida so I actually have a very bland accent but have only ever said "ain't" and "ya'll" in jest (in case you were interested, though you're probably not, saying someone has an American accent is about equivalent to someone not being able to tell between an English and a Scottish accent; across the country, we're quite diverse in accent and speech patterns).

Sorry to join the cult of posting random links but I really do think this is a good one: http:///?qh=ion=&q=howtoavoidbeingtrolled#/d3c9b3b There are a lot of people who take a negative review and claim it's a flame. The article is meant for Deviant Art but I think it's applicable to fanfiction.net as well.

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Whisky Wisdom by Alohaemora reviews
George is reluctant to accept that the answers to his problems cannot be found at the bottom of a bottle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: Sep 5, 2016 - [George W., Angelina J.] - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 11,503 - Follows: 9,748 - Updated: Aug 30, 2013 - Published: Jul 8, 2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cats and Boots by QueenMegaera reviews
One-shot. The final scene of Neverwhere. Struck by bad conscience and worried about Richard's mental health, Gary makes the cab turn around and is in time to witness something he will never forget ... or will he?
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: Sep 9, 2012 - Complete
Beginning, Middle, and End by Meltha reviews
Mags remembers more than most people do.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 12, 2012 - Mags, Finnick O. - Complete
Thrice Undone, Thrice Anew by The Hobbit's Rhapsody reviews
"Do you love Me?" — Susan Pevensie discovers a packet of letters her siblings never sent her before they died. Now, with wasted years behind her, she finds herself alone on a cliff-top, for an encounter that's long overdue. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: Feb 24, 2012 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Pride and Prejudice in Space by non-damsel reviews
Not modernized, but futurized! Elizabeth is a scientist on a war zone fringe planet; Darcy is a politician and galaxy golden boy. May sound strange, but come on, give it a chance.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,315 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 170 - Updated: Aug 20, 2011 - Published: Jul 31, 2010 - Complete
Is Draco Malfoy a Git? by Northumbrian reviews
The question is a simple one, but what conclusion will the finest legal experts of the wizarding world reach. More importantly, what will the jury decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: Apr 22, 2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 69 - Updated: Nov 26, 2010 - Published: Apr 26, 2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Meet The Lupins by SweetDeamon reviews
"What would you say if I told you my dad is a werewolf?" "The same thing as when you said you can fly on a broomstick, or that you're going to go to a school for wizards, Teddy. You're COMPLETELY bonkers!" AU. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 119 - Updated: Oct 28, 2010 - Published: Jun 15, 2010 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
One and Two and Through and Through by Seraphim-Burning reviews
When her son is kidnapped Alice Kingsleigh must return to a world she has avoided for seven years to face the kidnappers, her own demons, as well as the boy's father. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,090 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 283 - Updated: Apr 11, 2010 - Published: Mar 15, 2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Probie's Handbook: A Guide to Gibbs Survival by Gixxer Pilot reviews
As much as McGee enjoys Gibbs’ team, his first year as a field agent was a little…trying. To protect all future probies, McGee puts his writing skills to good use and comes up with a guide for the future generations dealing with Hurricane Gibbs. Complete
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Mar 21, 2010 - Published: Nov 16, 2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Guide to the Weasley Girls by dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 70 - Updated: Mar 9, 2010 - Published: Feb 8, 2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 38 - Updated: Feb 3, 2010 - Published: Aug 20, 2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: Aug 28, 2009 - Published: Apr 3, 2007
Broken Promise by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Trip and Malcolm find themselves stranded on an alien world while the crew are held hostage. It’s not that bad… until Mal falls ill.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: May 10, 2009 - Published: Aug 24, 2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
A Law of the Medes and Persians by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Harry's hopes of a little time for reflection after the Battle of Hogwarts are dashed by unexpected threats to his godson and to Kingsley's position as Minister, and once again, he and his friends find themselves in a courtroom taking on an old enemy ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Jan 18, 2009 - Published: Nov 19, 2008 - Harry P., Dolores U.
Huilen's Story by persephonesfolly reviews
Forced to care for the monster who slaughtered her sister and cursed against her will to live the life of a vampire. This is Huilen's untold story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Nov 26, 2008 - Published: Oct 12, 2008 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
Six Impossible Things by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 18 - Published: Nov 1, 2008 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 54 - Published: Aug 9, 2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Firegambler reviews
This is a song fic for the song above. Remy's a new student at the institute and Rogue already can't stand him. How will the two fair in a Danger Room Session? Romy! SONGFIC!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Feb 2, 2008 - Published: Dec 23, 2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 144 - Updated: Jan 17, 2008 - Published: Jul 28, 2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 452 - Updated: Oct 1, 2006 - Published: Aug 26, 2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
I, Janitor by Constance Eilonwy reviews
So he's not saving the world. It's still the best job he's ever had.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 23, 2005
Him and Her by Artemisa-arcanum reviews
Musings over a redheaded girl. My stand against all the sappy poor little Ginny stories. Even the ones that don't start like that. Before HBP but not really AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 23, 2005 - Harry P.
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: Apr 5, 2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wolfmoat by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks. A special tapestry sends Lupin and Tonks on an adventure where they deal with a Roman wizard, Lupin's ancestor. COMPLETE! Ch 7 Plan C?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,505 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Jan 19, 2005 - Published: Dec 6, 2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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Random Pieces reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. It's a bunch of one-shots, some canon, some AU with a lot focusing on Remus/Tonks. Latest Chapter: In drunken grief, Severus Snape conceived a daughter with a woman he never really knew. He chose to stay away but at times… at times he got a glimpse of the child that could have been his if he'd wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,983 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 64 - Updated: Jul 22, 2019 - Published: Dec 23, 2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
He Realized He Loved Her reviews
Snapshots of the moments where on some level they knew there was a girl who had their heart. Couple per chapter. So far, Lily/James, Ted/Andromeda, Molly/Arthur, Rodolphus/Bellatrix, Bill/Fleur, Kingsley/Andromeda, Lucius/Narcissa, Cygnus/Druella, Lily/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,708 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Jul 20, 2014 - Published: Jun 25, 2010 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Here and Mine reviews
There are things her little brother doesn't know and she wishes he would hurry up and learn. Katniss and Peeta's daughter deals with some of her parents "oddities" caused by their participation in the Hunger Games without even knowing that they're odd. Canon, post Mockingjay but pre-Epilogue, one-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 7, 2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Peeta M. - Complete
Project PinkHaired Weasley reviews
Fleur is not the sort of sister-in-law Ginny wants. And with Tonks so obviously heart-sick, it becomes increasingly obvious to Ginny that Tonks must be in love with Bill. She and a reluctant Hermione start laying the groundwork to play matchmakers. Canon couples. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Jul 15, 2012 - Published: Mar 16, 2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
25 Christmas Tales reviews
25 Christmas-centric stories for the first 25 days of December. Different Harry Potter times, characters, and places. Canon pairings. Characters reflect latest chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Dec 24, 2011 - Published: Dec 2, 2011 - Arthur W., Molly W.
Final GoodBye reviews
Mrs. Whatsit stops by to say a full good-bye years later when Meg and Calvin are grown up and living far from where they started. One-shot
A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: Nov 5, 2011 - Complete
Die Erst Liebe Ist die Beste? reviews
Laurie loves Amy, that he never doubts. But has he ever fully given up on his first love? One-shot. Laurie/Jo one-sided , Laurie/Amy, Fritz/Jo
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: Mar 15, 2011 - Laurie, Jo M. - Complete
Pickles reviews
Over the course of the day, the NCIS team comes to discover that Abby is most likely expecting. The question is, does she know? One-shot. Minor McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: Nov 4, 2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Lost Children reviews
The trouble is, the other side can do magic too", scary enough for a Prime Minister to hear that magic hurts as much as it helps. How does it feel for parents of muggle-borns who lose their child to another world. Myrtle, Ted, Lily, Dirk, Penny, Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,827 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Sep 23, 2009 - Published: Apr 14, 2009 - Hermione G., Ted T.
Edward or Jacob reviews
Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Jul 5, 2009 - Published: Nov 7, 2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Fate reviews
One-shot. Snape watches as Bellatrix kill the man who stole her sister from them years before and realizes he has far more in common with this muggle-born than he ever wanted to believe. Ted/Andromeda, one-sided Bellatrix/Rodolphus and Snape/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 24, 2009 - Ted T., Severus S. - Complete
Appearances reviews
Andromeda Tonks is due to have a baby in late September. But that doesn't explain why her hair keeps changing to bright colors. At work. At least she doesn't look as much like Bellatrix when her hair is blue...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Feb 28, 2009 - Published: Jan 9, 2009 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks
I Give Him Till Sunset reviews
Ted Tonks's daughter has just moved back after the fall of the Ministry. With her husband... the werewolf. A conversation between Ted and his daughter after Remus leaves in Deathly Hallows. One-shot. Obvious undertones of Remus/Tonks and Ted/Andromeda
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 17, 2009 - Ted T., N. Tonks - Complete
Do You Always Begin Conversations This Way? reviews
The story of how Percy Weasley met and fell in love with the muggle he married. Percy/Audrey, obviously along with some other mentions of canon pairings. Done for a challenge involving Princess Bride quotes. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: Feb 4, 2009 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
This Is Home reviews
Song-fic. Switchfoot's This Is Home. Memories of the three traitors in the last generation of the Blacks, Andromeda, Sirius, and Regulus. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 28, 2009 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
Returning the Favor reviews
She made it okay to be clumsy; she made him laugh with funny faces when she read him stories; she made herself his favorite babysitter without even trying. And when it comes down to it, Neville wants to try and return the favor. FRIENDSHIP Neville/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Jan 26, 2009 - Published: Jan 19, 2009 - N. Tonks, Neville L. - Complete
Home at the Holidays reviews
Two-shot. The first married Christmas for two couples, Molly/Arthur and Ted/Andromeda. First up, Molly and Arthur have an announcement to make to her family on Christmas Eve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Dec 24, 2008 - Published: Dec 23, 2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Lost Collection reviews
They could have been a very worthy collection, all five of the Blacks. But in some way or another, Slughorn lost them all. Professor Slughorn reflects on one of his collections, the Black family: Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius, Regulus. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 14, 2008 - Horace S., Regulus B. - Complete
The Call reviews
They were three sisters in all, sisters who stuck together and loved, sometimes only each other. And then came new types of love. Obsession, duty, and possibly true. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda. Andromeda/Ted Narcissa/Lucius COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Dec 14, 2008 - Published: Jul 19, 2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Black Tears reviews
One-shot. She grew up with the Black family beside her at Hogwarts but Molly has never seen one of them cry until she runs into Andromeda when they're both trying to be alone after the war. Molly's thoughts on the last generation of the Black family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 14, 2008 - Molly W., Andromeda T. - Complete
Bella in the Land of Oz reviews
Bella has fallen down the stairs and is having a very strange dream about the lovely land of Oz, which she travels with her lovely, and apparently stinky, dog- err, werewolf, Jacob, while meeting lots of new but vaguely familiar friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Sep 12, 2008 - Published: Jul 28, 2008 - Bella, Jacob
Want a Muffin? reviews
Waking up to wand to the throat, visiting a werewolf at 5am after a full moon, and being told to interview a werewolf about Sirius Black would frighten most people. For Tonks, it's just a regular day as Moody's trainee. Moody/Tonks/Remus FRIENDSHIPoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: Aug 30, 2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Talk reviews
Logan and Ororo have been recruited to give Jamie "the talk". No, no not THAT talk. The one about his, dun-dun-duh, GRAMMAR! One-shot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jun 15, 2008 - Multiple/Jamie M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Playing Telephone reviews
Funny how one little incident can turn into one very big rumor... One-shot. Hoshi/Malcolm
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 14, 2008 - M. Reed, H. Sato - Complete
Couched reviews
The x-guys have upset the x-girls, what else is new, and are paying the price, more old news. That's right, they've been kicked to the couch. Problem is, there's five of them and only two couches... Future set. Kurtty, Romy, Jott and more. Complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Feb 21, 2008 - Published: Feb 7, 2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Of Muffins and Mayhem reviews
Kurt's tired of cooking disasters. More specifically, he's tired of Kitty's cooking disasters. So now it's time to teach Kitty how to make muffins that don't bounce or shatter floors. Kurtty smatterings. Romy second and third chapter.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jan 5, 2008 - Published: Dec 26, 2007 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Heart of the Holidays reviews
Professor Xavier gives the students permission to have a New Years party provided they keep it to a reasonable number. Currently a Lancitty and Kurmanda oneshot, more info inside.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 19, 2007 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Memories of a Coward reviews
The man who taught me how to fight Dementors a coward. Words cut deep... and sometimes that's for the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 17, 2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
To the Secret Lair! reviews
Harry has a meeting with Sirius in the Shrieking Shack to ask him a question. Apparently he's not the only one who schedules appointments there. Slight RHr. Set during fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 21, 2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Tell reviews
Hogwarts wasn't Hogwarts without an oddity. For Ron and Ginny there was Loony Lovegood. Just before them, for Bill and Charlie, there was Silent Suzy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: Aug 19, 2007 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Got Milk? reviews
You STILL drink right from the carton. A late night encounter between two returning xmen turns into a four way conversation about what has happened between leaving Xavier's and coming back again. Kurtty, Oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 4, 2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Think Nothing of It reviews
Against her will Ella escaped her mother's beauty and was shoved her mother's reputation having done nothing to deserve it. So who can she goes to when she's left alone in the world? Oneshot
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 13, 2007 - Complete