Heys everyone. I've been talked into this by a friend of mine, but I guess I'll be posting fanfics I've already made.

One of my friends has told me how good these were and so I'm posting them here for you all to read.

In other news...

Current Residence: If you look here to know where I live then you're a stalker. fine I'm in East Nowhere
Interests: Animals, and Anime'... and COD
Favourite movie: Star Wars
Favourite band or musician: Paramore, Audioslave, Midnight Oil, Green Day, 3 Day Grace, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, P!nk
Favourite genre of music: Rock. Maybe some pop.
Favourite artist: Jackson Pollock, my friend, and my mom (yup call me lame but still she is great)
Favourite poet or writer: Richelle Mead, Robert Frost, James Patterson, Erin Hunter
Favourite photographer: Unknown
Favourite style of art: Anime', CHUBI'S, and splatter painting!
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Touch
Shell of choice: uhhh. Beach shells?
Wallpaper of choice: Picture of my favorite characters
Skin of choice: Flowers and leaves
Favourite game: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Assassins Creed Brotherhood, Sims 3
Favourite gaming platform: If you mean like a gaming system then Xbox360.
Favourite cartoon character: GAH I CAN"T DISCIDE! TOO MANY TO CHOICE FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personal Quotes: "Yesterday was hurtful, and you may feel sorry for yourself today. But tomorrow is a new day." "I'm nobody, nobody's perfect, therefor I'm perfect." "When life gives you lemons... SQUIRT LEMON JUICE IN THE EYES OF YOUR ENEMIES!"
Email: ONLY FRIENDS MAY KNOW MY EMAIL!
Favourite color: Forest green, black, silver, ice and watery blue.
Favourite season: Summer, no school, and it's warm.
Favourite place to be: The woods behind my house where nobody can see me. But I'm usually in my room.
Favourite song: Be Yourself by Audioslave and Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday
Favourite character in general (anywhere movies, games, so on): Max from Maximum Ride, Soap MacTavish from COD MW2, and Ezio from Assassines Creed Brotherhood, Jewls from Pulpfiction, The characters I make up.

93% of american teens would have an emotianal breakdown if some random dude called them a freak if you're one of the 7% that would say "what was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile

99% percent of american girls would cry if they saw justin beiber on a skyscraper about to jump if you're one of the 1% that would be on the the skyscraper, sitting on a lawn chair with popcorn telling him to do a flip copy and paste this onto whatever you want

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate gay pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you think that doing the disclaimer more than once is silly unless there are new characters involved, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

70% of soldiers would be sitting around like a sack of potatos if they didn't have any weapons what so ever. If you're one of the 30% throwing skittles and screaming "TASTE THE F*CKING RAINBOW!" at your enemies, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Twilight said that breathing wasn't cool then we'd lose 97% of the teenage girl population. If you're one of the 3% laughing, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Edward Cullen showed up at someone's front door the 48% of girls would rape him, another 48% would maul him. If you're one of the 4% who'd call him a fairy then slam the door in his face, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Superman and Batman got into an epic battle 99% of nerds would not leave the area until they saw the outcome. If you're the 1% of nerds who have a life and would blow the two off, copy and paste this on your profile.

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

I walk a loney road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
'Til then I walk alone
ah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah
aaah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the boarder line
On the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
'Til then I walk alone
ah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah
aaah-ah
ah-ah
ah-ah
I walk alone
I walk a...

guitar solo*

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
'Til then I walk alone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMDd4on20Yg

31 ways to annoy your teachers...

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????”very loudly
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5.Dress up like L (death note) and walk in with no shoes
6. IF your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”
7.(back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8.Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
17. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
18. (back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you=P that’s payback for that F!” D
Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
20.When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
21.When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
23.Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
24. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
25.Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
26. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
27. Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
28. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge lol
29.During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
30. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
31. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher ina phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

This might get you in detention, expelsion, suspension, exportation, and posibly future jail time so don't say I didn't warn you.
If you laughed at this or have done at least one of them, copy and paste it on your profile.

40 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1. Lock him in a room with all his fangirls. See how long he survives.
2. Continueously remind him that he lost Bella to a dog.
3. While he's sleeping badazzle all his clothes. Bonus points if you get ALL of his clothes (including underwear).
4. When he leaves paint his room pink and cover everything in sparkles, my little pony, and other girly shit.
5. Tell him Bella dumped him for Casper the friendly ghost.
6. While he's sleeping tattoo Stalker on his forehead.
7. Follow him around thinking Can you hear me now? Now? Now? Now? How bought now? And because only he and Bella are supose to know he can read minds he can't do anything.
8. Push Jacob onto Bella so that he is on top of her, take a picture, then show Edward. Tell him where Jacob currently is and follow him to see what happens.
9. Ask him in a cheesey british accent, "So are you a brit?"
10. Follow him around singing, "Crumpits and tea! Crumpits and tea!"
11. Make him listen to Justan Beiver for hours on end. Bonus points if you get him humming baby to himself.
12. Tie him to his bed and bring in the fangirls.
13. When he walks in annouce to everyone, "Look TinkerBell is here!"
14. Tell pita on him for sucking deer blood.
15. Ask why he's so far away from PixieHollow.
16. Give his fan girls an Edward tracker and see how far he gets until they catch up.
17. Kiss him with Bella around. Even funnier if she thinks he kissed you.
18. Put a letter in his mail box thanking him for subscribing to Pixie Cosmoes Swimsuit addition then tell Bella.
19: Stick a playboy magazen in his backpack and before he goes to Bella's tell her that you think he might be hiding porn. And watch her discover and possibly maul him.
20. Tell all the gay fan GUYS where he is and watch him get butt raped.
21. burn the Barney theme song, Dora the Explorer, or any other obnoxious childs song you can think of on all his music CDs.
22. Super glue Jacob to his back.
23. Follow him around thinking about a bunch of sex stories about him and Bella. :Edward: GAH! TOO DISTURBING!!! AHHH!!!!!!!
24. Do the above but it being about Jacob and Bella. :Edward: AHH! MY BRAIN'S MELTING! :Me: What brain?
25. Ask him if he's gotten gay with all the guys in Twilight, and Casper the friendly ghost, and the guys from MW2, and the guys from all the Disney Channel shows, and so on.
26. Kick him in the croch then say, "Oh wait there wasn't anything to kick." and walk away.
27. While he's hunting scare away all the deer and other animals he might try to eat.
28. Replace all his clothes with bright team Jacob outfits FOR GIRLS.
29. Tell him Bella is looking for him then lock him in a closet for a week or two. And when Bella IS looking for him then let him out.
30. Call him TinkerBell, Fawn, Silvermist, Rosetta, Iridessa, or any other fairy from the TinkerBell movies you can think of.
31. Ask him, "Hey do you have any pixie dust on you?"
32. Lock him in a cage so he can't hunt and feed him veggies.
33. Hand cuff him to Jacob.
34. Ask him any question and when he answers slap him across the face and shout, "LIAR!"
34. Sing 'Telephone' but replace I with Bella so it would end up like this, "Stop calling stop calling Bella doesn't want to talk anymore, left her head and her heart on the dance floor."
35. Tie him down to a bed upside down withut pants and bring in the gay twilight fans.
36. Dystroy his sterio.
37. Break all his CDs
38. Paint his car all rainbow then spraypaint, "I'm a magical fairy from PixieHollow!"
39: poke him.
40. Stare at him and when he blinks shout, "HAHA! I BEAT YOU!!!!
(If you laughed or are possibly gonna do these, copy and paste on your profile)

Easy combacks for women with men and their crap flirting...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
(If you are a girl and will or did say one of these things, or if you're a guy and this was said to you before, copy and paste this on your profile)

Quotes of my OCs and Other characters... (Will have (OC) if I made them up)

"Come on you stupid piece of shit truck!" Weaver COD Black Ops
"No... I'm trying to lead you to the land of mystical cookies and rainbows. OF COURSE I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!! Everyone's useless but me!" Irina (OC) COD MW2
"What the hell what that? Are you trying to guess us killed? Maintain a low profile!" Price COD MW2
"We have a nuclear missile launch! Code black! Code black!" Ghost COD MW2
"Shepard betrayed us." Soap COD MW2
"Vete a la mierda {go to hell}, you don't scare me." Gonzalo (OC) COD MW2
"You'd think being Russian would make you immune to the cold." Heatstroke (OC) COD MW2
"We don't permit beer on the barracks. Got it? THe last thing we need is a drunken yahoo with a gun running around the base." Scarab (OC) COD MW2
"It will be the end of the world... of War Craft." Some guy on South Park
"Smithers, release the hounds." Guy from Simpsons
"Whose the bigger fool? The fool, or the man who listen's to him?" Obi-Wan StarWars 4
"It's better to be pissed off then pissed on." Katie my friend
"Requiesce in Pace (Rest in Peace {Bad spelling in Itialian})" Ezio from AC Brotherhood
"I'm just peachy. Couldn't be better. In fact the sky's farting rainbows and I see magical pixies everywhere." Ramirez from one of my fanfics
"You steal another man wife and then go hide inside a fortress? Nothing hangs between your thighs. In fact there is hole there so deep it reaches into the maledetto inferno (fucking underworld)!!!!" Bartolomeo from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
"Don't fucking swear! It's not fucking nice!" My friend Katie
"Someone my age, imbitchilie (jerk {More bad Italian spelling!})." Ezio from AC Brotherhood
"At least my name is worth it's curency! Unlike yours, which is counterfit!" Bartolomeo from AC Brotherhood

How sexy are you?

HOW SEXY IS YOUR NAME? add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME" *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexy over 301-599 points=Super sexy!!! *beyond 600= Sex Goddesses!!!! A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=100 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 Don't 4get to add ya name at tha bottom!!! 1. giulia- 43 i'm ugly 2. chayna-56 i'm ugly 3. Corrina - 50... 4. Andrea- 39... 5. Melissa-37... 6. Samantha-49 7. VANESSA-41 8. Brandon-40 9. LOREN- 40 10. Annfrancis-75 11. Valery-64 12. victor-46 13. Laura-230...ehh thats pretty good. 14.Cami- 99 15. Savannah 358!! HOlY SHiT! 16. Jessica- 676 17. Marlene-389 18.angela328 hell yea!! 19. Tyler 20.Christina1887 DAMN!!!!!!! 21.Michael 589 22. Laira- 900, i am just good like that 23. Kristina- 1982 (Tina- 1155) 24. paige: 450 hmmm pretty good 25. john: 640 very very sexy 26. RAchel: 764 very very very sexy 27. Rain: 1150 beyond very very very sexy 28.chico-308 29.Kasha--447 ehehe 30.Devon-693, beyond very very very sexy 31.Princess--992, im beyond verry verry sexy!!!!!!!... i just got it like that 32.Ashley--whoohwoo 678 i beaurtiful that liek wayyyy beyond sexy 33.Gabby:341, hum, i kno my name sexy, shit cuz im sexy!!!!!!!!!!lol 34.MANUEL--831 BEYOND SEXY BITCHES 35.SUPERMAN AKA MICHAEL--1,246 SO IM FUCKIN INCREDIBLY SEXY SHIT GOD DAMN SO GIRLS GET AT ME 36.LINENA--1,445 IM VERY VERY VERY VERY SEXXY AND DAM GOOD LOOKING. 37.Cathy--734 Im verry verry verry sexy!!!! 38.terrell--1695 im very very very very sexy!!!! 39. Latifa1062 from my head count but who those im just way 2 sexy 2 count this bullshit! 40.jerry...1,255 41. Karissa Aka DiAmOnD BaBaY- 1130.. Damn im beyond sexy!!! true story!!! 42. Mark--639= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! 43. CIARA= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!! 44. Samantha-1303..not true...(Sami-438..still not true) 45.theresa-1318..not true at all-beyond ver verry very sexy 46.krissy 1150 pretty damn sexy* 47.Genevieve 1253 48. Angela - 898 49.Alayna-1060 ya just gotta luv me! 50.Kaile- 659 51.Zina- 773 ooooo i'm sexy! 52.rebecca822 beyond very very very very very sexy and im pretty dam good lookin 53. LAURA!!!-711! yay me!!!!!!!! 54. BRANDY-1202!!! OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 55.satina 1368 IM SEXY!!!! 56. Madison - 996 HELLZ YEAHZ!! 57.Dagrun 982..muhahh...at least my name is sexy...i know i know wierd name...(im not from america) 58. Margret, 1478 HELL YEAH beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! damn it took me almost 5 minutes to do math on this, cause I dont have this stupid calculating thing in my comp. 59. Sarajevo1038. long names are super sexxxxxy 60. Natalie1095...woah thatz cool 61.) Lauren1206My Name is Beyond Verrry Verrry Verrry Sexy 62.emily680 thats beyond very very sexy 63.Gina-753*that'z beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!! 64.Arain1250super sexy baby!! 65.Amanda830-oh yea al right-woho! 66.Marina-1275 HELL YAH IM FUKIN SEXY AS HELL! 67.Tiffany-1479 booya im sexy!! 68. Melissa- 769, woop-woop!! XD (WildFreek woz 'ere...) 69. Angel 798 YEAH!! and the number i am has to be good too right? xD 69 x] 70.Kyliejean1564 FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!! im happy now!!!! =*371.EmilyRose1418 Superr Duperrr Sexxiee ] damnn I feel like a Goddess :D 71. Cassie- 680 *happy dance* 72. Eloise - *783* Woo Hoo! xD 73. Katie 964Hell yeah! XD apparently I'mveryvery verysexy! 3 lulz! XD 74. Dana678apparently im beyond verry verry verry sexyXD 75.Lilliandelrisa2,036 Ohhh...my...god...IM SEXY!!!!! 76. Richard 1047 lolz apperently im incredibly sexy lolz 77. adrianna) i got 1728 beat dat!!! 78. Brittany I did I gt 2,084 top score!!!! Wat wat! Yeah! 79. Meghan 733 wow, did a lot better than i thought, im sexy! so back off bitches! 80.Giselle-- Im SEXY ! 703 ! Never thought i'd score this high ! 81. Emily-- Im sexy! 580! I didn't think my name was all that great. 82.Thalia815 wow!I never thought I was THAT good =3(is good to have strange names) 83.Elaine - 1040 (..wow..) 84.Simone - 913[ DAMN I'M A SEXY CHICK BITCHIES!!! :D] 85. Merlissa-1096 (AWW YEAH! LUVIN MY NAME!!) 86. Courtney- 1710 Wow. Didn't know I was this sexy ;) (Blade4923) 87.Melissa-696, wow, I'm a sexy goddess. 88. Rebecca-822 OH YEAH I'M A F*CKING GODESS!!! Worship me!
-If you got a result you are happy with, copy and paste on your profile-

Well you know you are truely a noob if you went along and read EVERY last thing on my profile.