Disclamer: We do not own any of these characters. If we did, well we wouldn't be writing this now would we?

Summary: Obi-Wan is a girl and really really likes Qui-Gon. Yoda is gay and is in love/Obsessed with Mace-Windu. The rest, you'll just have to read and find out.

Note: There will be in and out of OOCness from us. Just a little warning! Enjoy the STORY!

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…….

With a sigh Obi-Wan jumped out of her skin when R2 can in with a beep. Pulling on her cap, she quickly changed her voice to a his. " R2! What is it?" A male voice called quickly while changing her stance.

R2 beeped and whistled at Obi-Wan, " Qui-Gon's coming home tomorrow?" R2 gave a beep for, that would be correct. Obi-Wan nearly jumped for joy at the aspect of having the apartment to herself for the night.

Obi sighed dreamily, " Alright it will be good to have someone other than a robot to talk to." She blinked then quickly muttered, " No offense I hope?" She asked and went off into a daydream again.

R2 whistled at her and turned on some music. While listening to a mixture of classical rock, R1 began spinning around Obi-Wan , while whistling and beeping at her.

She shook her head and pulled off her cap, and let down her brown hair. " Ya know, having him back with be very interesting." She sighed and jumped when the door slammed closed and she heard Qui-Gon's voice say, " Heeelllloooo!" She got up quickly and ran into her room closing the door, her mind screaming NOOOOOOO!

Side Story

Meanwhile! Dances around Be careful when you read this side story, it can be a bit graphic if you ask me- Cassie-chan.

Yoda drooled over Mace-Windu. Mace arched a brow , and yoda smiled and waved all fruitilly. " Hey Macey."

" No." He said without waiting for Yoda to say anything else.

" Ahhh….But you don't know what I want Mace." He whined

" Yes I do, and the answer is no!" His voice getting slightly louder showing his annoyance.

Yoda shook his head, " It isn't like I was going to ask if you wanted to snog…" He floated away, " BUT THAT WOULD BE A PERK!" He yelled.

Mace shuddered at that as he tried to get that disgusting image out of his mind." Disgusting , old troll…" He muttered.

Yoda appeared behind Mace." Oh Macey-poo" Yoda whispered, grabbed him by the shoulders, pushed him down, and gave him a big, wet trollified Yoda kiss on the lips. And then levitated quickly yelling, " WOOOHOOOO 1 point for me!"

Main Story -Woo, poor Mace, you know I almost pity the poor bastard. .Ellie-Chan…Cassie-Chan snickers, " Teehee I have a sick mind." Dances away

R2 moved into the kitchenette and if Astrodoids could snicker, he would be. ' Oh well' He thought, ' Better luck next time.'

Qui-Gon knocked on his Padawan's door," You in there , Obi?" he waited a few seconds before speaking again. " Don't make me come in there!"

" I'm busy!" She called out.

" Fine then." He said styind his fingernails, "I guess you don't want that bag of candy that I bought with my precious Republic credits." Stressing the ' my' a lot. Looking up at the ceiling." See here, I was going to be a nice master..Oh well." He shrugged, he starting walking to his room." Guess I have to …..Eat them all by myself."

She opened the door and pounced on him after making sure that everything was in place." Gimme!" She started to search him for the candy.

Now…Muwahahahahaahahaha! Ellie-chan…I love this part…so far…Cassie-chan..Oh shut up and get on with the story!

" Frisking your master can get you expelled you know." Qui-Gon replied with a cheery smile on his face.

Falling off and landing on her butt" Ooof…" She plastered on an innocent smile. " Candy?" Looking up at him and batting her eyelashes, hoping he would hand the candy over to her.

Qui-Gon looked thoughtful for a moment while getting up." Uhmmm……ermmm…Ye-no.." He began to enter his room, closing the door behind him.

" Fine…Stubborn old man." She said loudly while walking to her room. Slamming the door she stalked over to her bathroom, stripped down to the nakedness and hopped into the shower.

Side story INSERT! –Cassie-chan: " Ellie-chan, do you think that Mace will go gay because of Yoda?"

Ellie-chan: Sits and ponders her naval… " No, we do not do inter-species dating. He can be gay all he wants , but no inter-species dating. I have a threesome in the works. But they are all carbon based bipeds."

Cassie-chan: " That's rather disgusting Ellie-chan…The viewers are going to barf!"

Oh well…. ON WITH THE STORY!

Mace began wiping his mouth with his robe. " Yuck…Yuck…Yuck!"

Another master walked passed raised an eyebrow at him.

Mace looked ready to cry, " I …have just…been…VIOLATED!"

The master replied, " It's alright Master Mace. I was violated by R2D2 last week." She muttered and began to walk away very quickly.

Mace whimpered and began to walk towards his best friends apartment…Qui-Gon Jinn…

Mix the story together! Shouts with glee and dances.. Do a little dance…make a little love…Get down tonight….Get down tonight!

Qui-Gon came back out, " At least I don't whine like a girl," he said while popping his head in the NOW open door. His mouth dropped. If it was humanly possible, he could've sworn his jaw hit the ground." Y…Y..Yo…You're a girl!" Having shock written on every feature.

Her eyes widened and she swirled around in shock. Covering up her assets, but then realized he has already seen them. Sighing with anger she placed her hands on her hips." Ugh…This was not the way I wanted you to find out….And…YES I'M A GIRL!" Her eyes just widened at the sight of him gawking at her. She grabbed a shampoo bottle and chunked it at his head." PERVERT! GET THE HELL OUT!" Knock Knock Knock

Qui-Gon shut the door and whirled around and went to the door where he heard Mace's voice.

Obi-Wan didn't care if Mace-Windu was at the door. She pulled on her robe and walked out wearing her usual garb. Growling she stood behind Qui-Gon and crossed her arms over her chest. When she saw that he opened the door she interrupted." Mace. I need Qui-Gon for a few minutes, so that we can talk. " Her voice dripped ice as she walked over to close the door.

Behind Mace-Windu sat Yoda there in mid air and contemplated the many ways of getting Mace to himself. So he muttered to himself. " Good this is, I will have Mace to myself, I will." He reached out and grabbed ahold of Mace's shoulder, and quickly dragged him away not letting Mace put any ward in and snickered to himself thinking, I'm the troll, oh yeah I'm the troll!

That's the end of Chapter 1! Review and make us really really happy!