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Author has written 28 stories for Assassin's Creed, How to Train Your Dragon, Dragon Quest Series, Kuroshitsuji, Final Fantasy VII, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

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In Which Mario Dies by Ai Romnol reviews
Listen okay, this was meant to be like, maybe a two chapter thing. I dunno. ASDF movie and deviantart started this rabbit hole years ago.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ezio A., Mario A., Cesare Borgia
In The Name Of Yuffie Kisaragi by Yes-4-Yuffentine reviews
Concerning the humorous life of Yuffie and her life's dramas, which always seem to drag a certain gunman in. But Vincent doesn't seem to mind, knowing exactly how to turn the tables on her. He actually seems to enjoy that part rather a lot actually. [Language, adult themes] [Yuffentine, Cloti]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 141,206 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Keep it Nice by aogiri reviews
"Shizu-chan, are you up for a bet? If you win, I'll leave Ikebukuro forever." Another typical day at Raira Academy, and Shizuo and Izaya find themselves stuck in detention together. Of course Izaya would do anything to get rid of the boredom. But will Shizuo accept his deal? Raira times, Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Weapon or Meister? by Super Pan-chan reviews
If you were part of Soul Eater would you be a weapon like Soul? Or a Meister like Kid, Maybe even both like Maka or Crona! Take this test to find out! It's easy, simple, and fun! Why not give it a shot? What have you got to loose absolutely nothing! R&R!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Always Listen To Your Elders by Jadeah reviews
When Yusuf doesn't take Ezio's warning seriously, he finds himself in a difficult situation.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Yusuf T., Ezio A.
Libero by FerrumVigro reviews
Altaïr discovers that the process of growing-up is challenging, not for Darim, but for him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T.
A Stitch In Time by TheWaffleMonster reviews
Saves nine...or so he thought. All he wanted to do was fix up a few tears in his clothing. What could possible go wrong? In a word: Grell. Absolutely NO pairing. Rated for Grell acting like Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Alis Aquilae by I'm Iller reviews
Ficlets of Ezio with his eaglet novices.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ezio A., Apprentice
Rumor Has It by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Gossip and rumors are rampant,even among a Brotherhood of Assassins. Especially so...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ezio A., Apprentice - Complete
Objective of the Game by tanyart reviews
Some interconnected scenes from an AU in which the an indy game company by the name of AC tries to make a game called Ubisoft.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
A Month with Dragons by words without reviews
Yusuf says, 'Lately I've been thinking that I might be immortal.' -Spoiler warning for Revelations-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sofia S., Yusuf T., Ezio A. - Complete
A Goodbye by Marching Clocks reviews
Ezio visits Leonardo one last time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
A Neighborhood for Cats by Rabbitprint reviews
AU, modern day, Malik/Leonardo. The military gives Malik his discharge papers. His mother gives him a cat named Altaïr.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Malik, Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
In Ol' London Town by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
In Ol' London Town, something howls in the night. Can you hear it, Jack the Ripper? The Assassin's coming for you. T for themes. A gift for iguanablogger.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
When He Wakes by tanyart reviews
He made it his to show where he saw it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Blood Soaked Texas by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
Texas. An outlaw and his girl. There's a scar on his lip. Cowboy Assassins, what more could you possibly want?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Stranded by Roster reviews
Hiccup and Toothless are attacked by the legendary "Skrill" and crash land on an island. Things unfold, leading the two scrambling to find a way back home to Berk. -Fluff, Adventure, Friendship-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,595 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
The Culinary Catastrophes of Leonardo da Vinci by xahra99 reviews
Leonardo discovers a new obsession-cookery!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
Pictures by lunaperla reviews
Moments in the Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood universe from the eyes of the women. May contain some AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Never the Same Person by Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Because Desmond's never the same person when he wakes up. Oneshot. Set during Brotherhood.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
A Bunch of Hot Air by McGinnis INC reviews
"I don't love you either," he replied. "Good," she relaxed, "just so we've gotten that out of the way." Because sometimes falling into another realm isn't half as fun as you'd think it would be. EzioxOc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,715 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Story about a Quest, that's also about a Dragon by TheMoonclaw reviews
DQ8 - A series of scenes from throughout this quest, also known as a video game. Rating just to be safe.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
A Different Bleeding Effect by Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Probably one of the many reasons why Malik can't trust Altair to be left on his own for too long. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Affairs of the British Heart by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
Shaun needs a cuppa'. But she's in the way, and he'll have to go past her first. Y'want pointless fluff for your evening in with your J20 and your cat? You'll get it here. T for language, M for themes later.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Shaun H., Rebecca C. - Complete
Requiescate in Pace by Tae-Kwon-Do Dragon reviews
Sad little one-shot of Ezio and what I speculate happened after his father and brothers were killed. NOT A PART OF "DESINY"! R&R please.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
A Learning Experience by Yami B666 reviews
When Maria first told Altaïr she was pregnant, his response was to blink and stare at her dumbly. "Did I do that?" AltaïrMaria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Sicurezza by Heian Edenwood reviews
Grief can drive a man to come against mountains and stand against ranging winds and seas. But what happens when he finally falls?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
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Here In Ikebukuro reviews
A collection of prompts done for my tumblr blog, "Here-In-Ikebukuro", a blog dedicated to the various characters of Durarara!. I generally attempt to write one prompt a week (the previous prompt, "Tied", was very long, so I made it its own story). Contains various pairing fluff as well as humor and drama.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Namie Y., Vorona
Tied reviews
based off a tumblr prompt, "Reblog this and my muse is tied to yours for an hour". Got a little out of hand. IzaNami, suspense. Some swearing and gore.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Cats game reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have finally met it- their draw. Their stalemate. Their cats game. But...they didn't expect to meet it as actual cats. (Complete!)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Lollipop reviews
Vorona is eating a lollipop. And Shizuo has to deal with it. ShizuRona one-shot, fluffy fluff fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Shizuo H., Vorona - Complete
Breaking the Cycle reviews
EDIT: We've all heard of the common Assassin's Creed Mary Sue- a beautiful girl who magically falls through her xbox into the somethingth-century and immediately captures the heart of Hot-Assassin-Of-Your-Choice. What if we replaced this Mary Sue with your average teenage girl, and what if she could freely travel to whichever time period she wished- and back? (updated sporadically)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Haytham K., Connor K.
The Mystery Of London High reviews
/AU/ Ciel Phantomhive is starting his first year of high school against his will, and no one grinds that fact into his face more frequently than Sebastian Michaelis, the school's English Literature teacher. However, when demonic pentacles are discovered painted on the hallway lockers, it's up to the duo to solve the mystery...and do some homework along the way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Black Drabbles reviews
*Haven't read the manga yet, based on the anime for now* Just a bunch of random oneshots with our favorite Earl, his Butler, and their little friends...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Yuffie and Vincent A Larry and Steve parody reviews
After watching the 1996 cartoon, "Larry and Steve", I just couldn't help myself. So I rewrote the entire script and replaced the cynical, ill-fated talking dog with Vincent Valentine, and the frugal, somewhat insane old man with Yuffie Kisaragi. Hope you enjoy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Incredibly Heroic Adventures Of Yusuf Tazim reviews
He wasn't always a 45-year-old wisecracking nutjob.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,452 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Yusuf T.
His Butler, Arabian reviews
When the house of Phantomhive receives an unwanted gift from Prince Soma, Ciel's daily routine is somewhat...inconvenienced. After all, what's a boy to do with TWO immortal servants? *Anime-verse, so far*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M.
Dribble Drabbles reviews
Of Author and Assassin. Short stories of all Assassins Creed characters first person stories include yours truly , mostly crack. Will be updated from time to time :
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,004 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Modernacity reviews
Some short stories about the AC cast in the Alternate Universe/Future/21st century. WARNING: completely random. Will be updated whenever I get inspired.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Connor K., Ezio A.
Ask Altair! reviews
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Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Altaïr
Barren reviews
A long, sad one-shot explaining why even after twenty years of marriage, Cristina and Manfredo never had any children.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Cristina V., Ezio A. - Complete
The Dane and the Flame reviews
Anders is a Danish sailor. He couldn't care less about the Borgia- until, during a pit-stop in Rome, they murder his father. Now Anders seeks revenge, and the Assassins can help. But how does one find the invisible?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Apprentice
Testing Judgement reviews
Ezio, Altair, and Desmond are all summoned by a mysterious member of Those Who Came Before, who does not believe they are fit to save the world. It's up to the three Assassins to work together to prove their worth...Or die trying.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Ask Ezio! reviews
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Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Two Men and a Mermaid reviews
AU- Ezio Auditore's been a little down on his luck since his family died, and nothing's really been working out. But when he convinces his best friend Leonardo to go exploring with him, they make an incredible discovery... Ezio x Rosa AU- set Venice, 1480
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
To flirt with a horse
Ok, so Medea's a horse. She keeps up appearences well, but everyone knows that sucks. Medea is pretty upset about it, so what can insomniatic Angelo possibly do to help? *not serious pairing here, people* DQ8
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Dragon Drabbles reviews
Of Author and Viking. Snippets of the Vikings and the Dragons, first person features author herself. Usually no longer than 1500 words, written purely for fun.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Artist theft reviews
When Leonardo da Vinci vanishes, it's up to Ezio Auditore to solve the mystery- with no small help from his friends, that is. Join Ezio, Leo, Rosa, and Antonio on another epic adventure, stuffed with laughs, thrills, and tears!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Assassin of the Opera reviews
Ezio raised an eyebrow at the poster crinkled in his grasp. 'Assassino of Florence, Premier tonight' it boldly announced. He HAD to see what THIS was about...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
They said reviews
They said he was a demon, who killed for sport. Why didn't she believe them? Ezio x OC oneshot, no romance. May seem a bit Mary Sue at first, but just read it through...Trust me, no Mary Sue ends like this.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Switcharoo reviews
Okay, so maybe everyone was a little drunk the night they pulled off the invasion of the Palazzo della Seta. And maybe, Ezio and Rosa exchanged some words they shouldn't have. But when they wake up in each others' bodies, only chaos can unfold! ExR humor
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
Ode to a broom reviews
Ever wonder why those little street sweepers always drop their brooms when you push them? Well...here's ONE explanation.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Novice day reviews
It's humiliating to be captured by the Venetian guard, but it's even MORE humiliating to get captured by NOVICES.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
A quiet dinner party reviews
A short tale of one of Ezio's many adventures as a noble.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ezio A., Giovanni A. - Complete
Thumps reviews
Ottoviano was sick of it. Every night, some inconsiderate jerk was always making loud 'thumps' on his ceiling. And he was thoroughly sick of it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete