Helloooooo, peoples of fanfiction! I am TheWaffleMonster, and...I love WAFFLES!!!!!

I am a Christian, and proud of it. To anyone out there who thinks Christians are judgemental, hypocrytical, or 'perfect people', then I am forced to tell you: yes, there are some people out there who act that way. But the two people I am closest to helped me (and are still helping me) overcome depression, cutting, pornography (yes, girls can get hooked too!), and an eating disorder. They have loved me through everything and allowed me to see their struggles and less-than-perfect sides as well. My hat is off to you, Lode and Kat, for showing me God's love!

I love to draw, all the time, drawing, drawing, drawing! So wonderful! So much fun!!! And writing, too, of course...though I do tend to be a bit lazier about that.

My stories have a tendency to be dark. This is partially due to the fact that dark stories tend to resonate more with me, and more due to the fact that I usually write only when I'm feeling emo and need to vent my wrath. Strangely enough, though, I also enjoy writing pointless, silly, fluffy nonsense, just because it's funny.

Lately, I've noticed that I seem to write almost all oneshots. This is due to the fact that whenever I attempt to write a full-length story, I get about three chapters in and then either 1) Get completely stuck and just kill off all my characters or stop writing, or 2) get another long-winded idea for a story I'll never finish, put the first story on hold, and forget I ever started writing it.

Ummmm...I have a blog. It sucks. I'll put it up anyhow. http:///

I also have a Youtube, and that doesn't suck quite as badly. Just search for 'TheMixDragon' and I should pop right up!

And...I FINALLY got a deviantART!!!! YAY!!! Here 'tis! http:///

I am an avid My Little Pony and Twilight hater, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

I am a hugely obsessive fangirl who falls in love regularly with movie/book/cartoon characters. These include Zim (I know, it's weird, but...idk) Harry Potter (from Harry Potter, duh!), Uryu Ishida (Bleach), Dustfinger (Inkheart), Wizard Howl (Howl's Moving Castle), L (Death Note), James from Team Rocket (Pokemon), Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler), Yuki (Fruits Basket), Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride), Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)...and...a bunch of other people. Heh. Oddly enough, I have never had a crush on a real person, but having imaginary boyfriends instead of real ones sure saves me a lot of drama!

I have been infected by the Homestuck disease. I regret nothing. I will probably never write for it, but I love it anyhow.

I am currently searching for an e-mail penpal who's just as obsessed as I am with various stuffies, and will put up with my long rants and possibly rant in return. If you're interested in being my penpal, send me a PM.

And now, for something completely different!

Favorite music: Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Newsboys, Evanescence, The Caramelldansen! (woohoo! DANCE!)Soundtracks...lots of soundtracks...too many soundtracks. Taylor Swift, Owl City, Lady Gaga, System Of A Down, Skrillex, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Disciple, Eminem, Rihanna, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, Vocaloids, Nickelback, 30 Seconds To Mars, Linkin Park, Lisa Miskovsky, Ke$ha, From Autumn To Ashes, DeadMau5, Silly Songs With Larry, Weird Al, Kerli, Broken Iris, A Bullet For My Valentine, 3Oh!3, and a bunch of other random crap.

Well, I figure I've bored you out of your skull enough for one day...so that is all for now from TheWaffleMonster. FAREWELL! (And may the odds be EVER in your favor!)