Hello, I am maDameSaysWhAt. I have no idea what my name means, I just didn't want to think of a name that was compatible with all my fandom obsessions (Glee, Bones, Harry Potter, the Office, Enchanted, Phantom of the Opera, etc). Currently, Will and Emma from Glee is an almost unhealthy obsession, along with my newfound love for Bones 8D I will most likely be shooting out Ron/Hermione again as soon as part 1 of DH comes out (OH BOY! CAN'T WAIT!! 8D). I HATE hiatuses, and the Potter world has been throwing them at us since 1997. I have been writing fanfics since I was in grade school (The Maximum Dance was written when I was 9 :3 I was a bored child.) I love my dogs. Now that I've bored anyone who's reading this, let's get on to my likes :D

MOVIES: Pan's Labyrinth, Atonement, Gilbert Grape, Coraline, Juno, Sweeney Todd, Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia, pretty much any musical ever, Miss Congeniality, Bride Wars, GOOD chick flicks. Bad ones make me want to shoot myself, Knowing, Mulan, Hamlet 2, Chicago, Enchanted

COUPLES: Emma/Will, Booth/Brennan, Tonks/Remus, Ron/Hermione, Jim/Pam, Robert/Giselle, Vienne/Roux, Christine/Erik, Alice/Bella (on occasion), Han/Leia. (Yes, I read Star Wars fanfics. Yes, I acknowledge that that makes me even more of a dork than I already am.)

MUSIC: Paramore, MCR, Kate Nash, She & Him, Florence and the Machine, Beatles, Panic! at the Disco, musicals soundtracks, Flyleaf, Skillet, John Mayer, Katy Perry, Ingrid Michaelson, Michael Buble, Glee music, Stephen Speaks, LILY ALLEN

BOOKS: Wicked Lovely (Melissa Marr) Harry Potter (JRK) Cell (Stephen King) Lucky (Alice Sebold) Parrotfish (Ellen Wittlinger) The Clique (ok, guilty pleasure... lol i am fully aware that those books SUCK), Get Well Soon by Julia Halpern, My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult

TV: Bones, Glee, The Office, CSI Miami (horatio=win), Criminal Minds, Pit Bulls and Parolees, South Park, Family Guy, Nanny 911, House (seasons 1-3 only, the newer ones suck), and Shane Dawson, because that glorious hunk of man cannot be ignored XD Oh, and I've seen all the episodes of Heroes with Jayma Mays in them. My gleekness kind of makes me laugh sometimes... ((I'm ordering the first season of nip/tuck on netflix because I know Jessalyn's in that...))

Also, if you have any story requests or feel like you have any other need to contact me, my e-mail is madamesayswhat@ . :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPTTd6MfpAg (Lol Jayma. Lol.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATA8IQwk9hc (PAM WAKE UP THERE'S BUG ON YOUR FACE!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-xlu8qGZwY (REID!! I LOVE YOU!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbieSOsMIk (Lily Allen=Win)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPFI75v1OA (this man=SEX) (cory: "i'm in love with you" XD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m218J8-gNu4 (Aren't you the prettiest pussy at the ball!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2U_eqsYsbg (People love giraffes who love giraffes.)