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Poll: How long was Captain Jack Harkness gone for between the first and second seasons of Torchwood? If you know something more exact, please PM me! Vote Now!
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Joined 05-02-10, id: 2349307, Profile Updated: 01-14-14
Author has written 33 stories for Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, Shadow Children series, Beowulf, Shakespeare, Tuck Everlasting, 2002, Doctor Who, Frozen, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Torchwood, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Name: only one other other person in my country shares my first and last name (though, strangely, someone else in my city shares my first and middle name)(her first name's spelled wrong though)

Gender: Female

Location: United something - and don't think there's only one choice. Plenty of country's names start with United. United States of Mexico, United States of America, United Kingdom - the list goes on and on, and I'm not sticking with one.

Age: Older than 10 and Younger than 100

Favorite Books: Les Misérables (musical and unabridged book - the Liam Neeson movie was terrible) Harry Potter (books, NOT movies), Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings (also books, not movies - but the movies aren't bad), Artemis Fowl, and probably plenty of others that I can't be bothered to think of right now.

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge, Sweeney Todd, Rent, Sound of Music, pretty much every other musical that I've ever seen - excluding Nine - plus some chick flicks and some adventure movies that aren't nearly as good so I don't want to actually list.

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Big Bang Theory. Also Legend of the Seeker isn't bad, especially the second season.

Favorite word: Eleutheromaniac (I'm not putting the definition, so go look it up. I don't think it's in the dictionary either, so try the internet...)

Youtube username: pelahnar4 - I make fanvids for Moulin Rouge and Doctor Who/Torchwood.

Favorite Music: EVANESCENCE!! And they recently released a new album and it is amazing! Other good music: Enya, Les Misérables, Miss Saigon, Wicked, Eagles, Beatles, Avril Lavigne, The Moody Blues, music from all the above musical movies, Mannheim Steamroller.

Pet peeve: When people are under the impression that 'could' and 'could not' are synonyms. Don't believe me? Think about this - what is the difference between the phrases 'I could care less' and 'I couldn't care less'? Hmm? Hmm? Well, apparently they mean the same thing, because plenty of people - including my own sister! - use 'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less.' This drives me mad. (please don't be offended if you are one of those people. Simply think about the phrases logically, realize that saying you could care less implies that you do care some and saying you couldn't care less implies that you don't care at all - what you were probably trying to say - then thank me on bended knee for showing you the error in your ways and help me change the world for the better by pointing out this terrible anomaly to anyone you hear using it).

I'm sure I have other pet peeves, but that one annoys me so much I can't think about anything else right now.


If I take a long time to update, it is for one of the following reasons:

1) I have no idea where to go with the storyline (I'm terrible with actually finishing stories and almost never have an ending in mind when I start writing - or even when I'm half-way through). This is why reviews are so nice - you can give me ideas that I will almost certainly use in some way (giving you due credit, of course)

2) I'm busy elsewhere - not usually valid, but I'm in college now - homework, you've gotta love it! Of course, sometimes the knowledge that I have other things to do automatically floods my mind with ideas. As soon as I get the time to write them, unfortunately, they have all run away. They hide in dark corners and only come out again (often strangely mutated) once I'm busy again. Ideas are fickle things.

3) I've gotten bored with the story and have put it on a shelf for awhile. I'll tell myself that I'll work on it, but . . . I might leave it there for awhile - sorry.


Please, read and review my stories! Like them if you will, hate them if you want! If you hate them and wish to convey this through a review, please give a good reason and please have an account first - that way, I can understand and dispute your hatred. (So basically, if you don't like it, give constructive criticism, not a flame! :) Wishful thinking, right? Well, a girl can dream.)

Thank you!

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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,183 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7528 - Favs: 15,680 - Follows: 18,340 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 138,728 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 242 - Words: 619,139 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Rose Weasley and the League of Dragon Riders by Alissie reviews
Rose Weasley is back at Hogwarts for her second year! She will face duels, dilemmas, but most of all, dragons. But what will happen when the dragons begin lashing out at the Riders? And who will believe Rose's warnings with only her locket leading the way? Year Two of Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,091 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W., Lorcan S., Lysander S.
The Garden by Feathercroft reviews
Currently ongoing! - The Queen wasn't what the people expected. Indeed, she wasn't what anyone had expected; but when Prince Henry brought home his bride the court could not help but fall in love.
Ever After - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,039 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 10/23/2010
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,483 - Follows: 19,521 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Impossible by subtract reviews
The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,358 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Lucid by prolixdreams reviews
This is the story of Dean and Cas - the parts that no one saw, the parts when Dean slept and found a world where things were different, simpler, safer. [Canon compliant destiel, spoilers for basically every episode from 4x01 on.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel]
Vworp! by The Bibliomaniac reviews
Until River, all time capsules made a wheezing noise when they landed, not just the Doctor's... maybe it's a Time Lord thing? One-shot, told completely through dialogue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Complete
October 31st by The Bibliomaniac reviews
A Herr Fluffermeister story. For some reason, the Doctor's forgotten what Halloween is. Amy's decided this needs remedying.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Uncharted Territories by Nancy Brown reviews
River maps the interior of the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Stars May Behold My Tears by Nancy Brown reviews
Megan gets to know the regulars at the coffee shop, even the regulars who don't always know her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Bounce by Nancy Brown reviews
A mysterious device affects the lives of the Doctor and his friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Madame Vastra, Canton D., 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Jack's Revelation by The Bibliomaniac reviews
Takes place during "The Long Game". The Doctor wins Jack's complete and unending loyalty without even realizing it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Jack H. - Complete
Thumbs by The Bibliomaniac reviews
Another in the Herr Fluffermeister series: Rabbits don't have thumbs. They have learned how to deal with the lack. The Doctor has thumbs. He has not learned how to deal with the lack... but he thinks he has.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete
Continental Shift by Nancy Brown reviews
Melody Williams is a geography teacher.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Melody P., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Strange Brew by Nancy Brown reviews
Ianto Jones works at a coffeeshop in Cardiff. Unfortunately, he thinks he works for Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H., Gwen C., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Bite Me by Nancy Brown reviews
Gwen is turned into a vampire. Because Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Gwen C., Ianto J., Jack H., Rhys W. - Complete
Coffee Talk by Meltha reviews
Captain Rogers can't sleep. He's done enough of that.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Next Gen: The Rising Shadow by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Hogwarts. I've wanted to come here for so long. But somethings happening. I don't know what, I can't guess what. There's a new Professor that my Uncle refuses to trust. There's a corridor were not allowed to walk into. A gamble that could destroy us all..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,875 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
What If? by Leedle-leedle-lee reviews
What if Lily and James could follow Harry after they died? What if Hermione was the one person able to see them? What if she became Draco's friend and Cedric's breakfast partner? What if ballet became the bridge between the living and the dead? What if Vernon was taken out of the equation, as well as Ron? What if Neville was given a chance? What if this fic was finally updated?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,718 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Perfect Little Donut Seeds by The Bibliomaniac reviews
Another story about Herr Fluffermeister. It's breakfast time on the TARDIS! YUM!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Introducing Herr Fluffermeister! by The Bibliomaniac reviews
I'm not sure if this is crackfic or not... but it involves a talking rabbit who wants to go on vacation...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Understanding Jack by The Bibliomaniac reviews
Takes place during "The Sound of Drums". Martha's sleeping, so Jack has a chance to talk with the Doctor. Why was he left behind?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Return to the Beginning by Meltha reviews
The world is not as it should be. There are some things mortals should not pretend to control.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Artemis, Katniss E. - Complete
A Golden Rose by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
The Daleks by The Poet of Saffron Park reviews
The story of the enemies of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Daleks - Complete
I am Human by powerstaark reviews
This is almost definately an Alternate Universe story. Oswin Oswald escapes from the Dalek Asylum and lands in Cardiff where she meets Captain Jack Harkness and Torchwood. I'm trying to fit it in with current canon. In Jack's timeline this takes place after the defeat of the Master but before Owens first death.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Oswin O., Jack H. - Complete
I Am Swaplocked by Doctor WTF reviews
It's just the sort of case that Molly Hooper lives for. Identical twins murdered on the same night on opposite sides of town at the same time. But the victims didn't have an identical twin. And twins don't share fingerprints. And for some reason Sherlock Holmes thinks that he is a Consulting Detective instead of her Pathologist. Fascinating. -A swaplocked sherlolly fic-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
How to Write a Doctor Who Episode by The Poet of Saffron Park reviews
Now in poem form!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
Ritual at Summer Solstice by bookaddict19 reviews
Weeks after the last battle Hermione Granger disappears leaving her friends to wonder what happened. AU-Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,953 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
How Children of the Earth Should Have Ended by esking reviews
Because this was all I could think of when I watched Jack talking to the 456.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Only Constant by Magic Cabbage reviews
The humans may come and go, but the TARDIS will always be there for her Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Thirteen Roses by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Rose Weasley receives some flowers. What do they mean? The shortest and most meaningless of oneshots in the history of short and meaningless oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The First Time by Pooky1234 reviews
The first time Jack realises that he loves Ianto happens when he least expects it.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The red dress by pamy
She wore a red dress once, a long time ago. That is what he remembers. Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Ris Fallon reviews
Jack is hoping the Doctor can return his mortality. Jenny is hoping the Doctor still wants to be her father. Together, they know there's nothing to do but wait-and live a little in the interim.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Fob Watch by esking reviews
"What's that?" Ianto picked up the item in question. "Oh, um… I don't know." He frowned, genuinely confused. "It's just… I'm not sure. I've had it all my life, but I never really…" he threaded the thin gold chain between his fingers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Susan Tyler by bubblygal92 reviews
Based off a rumour that Jenna Louise Coleman's character is Susan Tyler; the daughter of Rose Tyler and the clone Doctor. Written in order to cope with waiting for Series 7. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] 11th Doctor - Complete
Degeneration: New Old Face by QueenOfBeasts reviews
While playing tourist on an alien planet with River, the Doctor suddenly falls ill. When he wakes up the next morning, he's not the same man. Now he has to break it to the Ponds, but will they accept this new, old Doctor? Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mothership Reject by Arabella Song reviews
What happens when Sheldon's home planet doesn't want him back? Quick one-shot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sheldon C. - Complete
First and last by pamy reviews
These moments right here are the reason he hates time travell. Drabble. Set during the season 1 episode 'Dalek'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Last Children of Gallifrey by Doctor WTF reviews
Cured of his drums the Master had expected to die with the fall of Gallifrey. Unfortunately, others had different plans and now he's stuck with the Idiot and his pet Earthing. Dying would have been preferable. A drabble series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, River Song/Melody P. III
The Runner by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor said he ran when he looked into the Time Vortex... why?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - 1st Doctor, The Master
Journey of the Maimed I: Blind by Leedle-leedle-lee reviews
Hermione was blinded at the Dpt. of Mysteries and Neville lost a leg. No one else, except Harry, lived. Then Dumbledore sends the three to his brother - Gandalf the Grey. They, along with another who's not-so-welcome, join and journey with the Fellowship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G.
Forgotten to be Remembered by midnightwolf2192 reviews
Harry, Hermione, Luna and Neville are the only surviving members of the Order of the Phoenix. They take a risk that will forever change history as they know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,228 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Hello Again Housewarming by Doctor WTF reviews
She doesn't recognize the number, but in her line of work that isn't so surprising. But who is the voice on the other side of the line and why does he want her to buy a house for someone called the Ponds?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Martha J., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Gift of Time by Riddle Wraith reviews
After The End of Time. The drums still exist in The Master's head, and he finds that the Time Lords were wrong about the signal. The drums mean more than he knows, and he was never told about the destiny he was supposed to have. One-Shot. Sequel discontinued and deleted.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2011 - The Master, Bad Wolf - Complete
Ero Illic by magsdalena reviews
Oh, secrets. When Annabelle Malfoy steps into the school as a sixth year, secrets are everywhere. What is she doing here so late? Why is her last name Malfoy? She meets true friends, teachers, and Harry Potter. But one secret can destroy her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,973 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P., OC
This is it by PadawannaB reviews
A little story of how it starts, goes and ends. Published to celebrate the Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, dedicated to all those who have ever watched a certain TV series and dreamed of stars and adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
all my life, i've only been pretending by thelilacfield reviews
Love is a game that two play and both win by losing their heart Eva Gabor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Narcissa M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Blips on the Radar by wildemoon
A series of vignettes written by tuning in to Pandora and switching to my iTunes about halfway through and writing until the song was done. Various pairings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
When Hermione Calls by fiendfyrewriter reviews
What if Hermione called instead of Ron in the 3rd book? How would this be different? Dursley-mocking, OOC, One-shot, no pairings. Made just for fun while hyper at 2am. Hope you like it! *Changed to full-blown story because of popular demand*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Suppose by secooper87 reviews
In Edwardian London, after being chased and shot down by Torchwood, the Doctor finds himself saved by a little girl who knows about alien worlds. He struggles to figure out: who and what is Sara?
Crossover - Doctor Who & A Little Princess - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sara C. - Complete
A Lantern in the Dark Autumn by Nancy Brown reviews
"You'll go as a priest, I'll go as a pregnant nun."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
1969 by secooper87 reviews
The timey-whimeyness has never been timey-whimier, as Martha and the Doctor meet Amy Pond and try to work out what's really happening in 1969. And honestly, how many regenerating psychopaths can there be out there? Massive spoilers for Seasons 6 & 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
An essay I did for Health class. We had to write a letter to a 'friend' to convince them to not smoke and I, being the HP fanatic I am, naturally chose Voldemort. Oneshot, but if anyone wants an entire correspondence, I can write more. For those who care, I got an EXCELLENT grade on this ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Dear Agents by MrsMalfoy14 reviews
They don't work for the same people...yet they are partnered up/"I'm agent Malfoy...this is my partner agent Granger" "Can I drive on the way back?" "No... you'll get used to my driving eventually""Would that be before or after we die?"They have a mission
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Belonging by Nancy Brown reviews
Jack and Ianto, and a conversation on a roof.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Rory Williams: PartTime Horcrux Hunter by goldenegg31 reviews
In which Rory Williams defeats Lord Voldemort in his spare time. Crackfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rory W., Voldemort - Complete
A Love That Will Last Forever by MisticLight reviews
Satine and Christian weren't the only ones who fell in love at the Moulin Rouge. Satine has a sister with a story of her own. Satine/Christian. OC/OC. COMPLETE. Total edited chapters: 4.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - [Satine, Christian] Harold Z., OC - Complete
Five River Song Ficlets by Nancy Brown reviews
River makes friends, has a baby, gets married, and falls in love. She never did get the hang of doing things in order. Spoilers up through AGMGTW
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Permanent Installment by Linaritara reviews
Stuck in that grave, Jack has a lot of time to think. And this is some of what he thought.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Jack H., Jack H. - Complete
The Fairy Song by MissBliss8527 reviews
To the tune of the Llama Song. Please no flames, thi is just something stupid I made up. I do not own Artemis Fowl.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011
Ah Keeper, Keeper by timunderwood9 reviews
After she kills herself Harry discovers just how far Hermione went to save his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Yesterdays by Nancy Brown reviews
Our yesterdays live on in our memories. So does he. JxI
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Ianto J., Adam - Complete
Steady by writable reviews
As she runs, she feels the jewels she'd been so careful to snap into place fall away from her. Diamonds are the most ironic of all them all. Anklets, bracelets, earrings. How strange it is to actually feel richer as one by one, they drop to the floor.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Satine, Christian - Complete
He SaidShe Said by Meltha reviews
Draco and Hermione have somewhat radically different stories about their first date. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Names by Nancy Brown reviews
The man without a name, the Doctor who can't cure anyone, and the fairy tale princess meet, but not for the first time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
At First Sight by writable reviews
He watches as she leaves him for a second, her arms thrown up in surrender, as she declares that it's ladies choice. But Christian cannot process such finite words. Ladies choice. Ladies choice? She is a lady, and he is her choice. Him. Him?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Satine, Christian - Complete
An Untold Story by Frozen Emerald reviews
This is the story of Vernon Dursley and Petunia Evans; how they first met and eventually fell in love. They are not the horrible adults the books describe, but just your average couple. PS/SS takes off where this story ends. One-shot, for HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Vernon D., Petunia D. - Complete
The Order of Lunacy by Smoochynose reviews
An emergency meeting of Harry's mind has begun. Humour is teasing Common Decency, Logic's annoyed at Creativity and Magic for breaking the laws of reality, and more importantly they need to decide what to do about Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Watch Your Character by Joelle8 reviews
In which an innocent story changes the fate of Wizarding kind forever more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Visitation by Meltha reviews
Hermione was taken from Hogwarts in her seventh year and received worse than a death sentence. Post-HBP AU, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Changes and What Does Not by luvsanime02 reviews
Some things change, but that's fine with Bill, as long as others stay the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Bill W., Fleur D.] Fenrir G. - Complete
Mermaid Scales by alias093001 reviews
In order to complete a product they've been working on, George must procure the help of one Hermione Granger. An entry for the Twin Exchange's Love in Unusual Places challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Being Over by bookworm5114 reviews
What is life after the war like for Harry and the Weasleys? How are they coping after everything thats happened. Just a quick little oneshot, but could be more in the future
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Conflicting Loyalties by OldMan39 reviews
Before Snape leaves to tell Dumbledore about Voldemort's intentions to kill the Potters, he has a short conversation with Lucius Malfoy. Please R&R, as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Doctor WTF's Answers by Doctor WTF reviews
Doctor WTF's Answers to Questions You Always Wanted to Ask About the WhoVerse But Were Always Afraid to Ask . Part Two! A plot emerges? Where did that come from?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
The Road to Nebraska by VLH5589 reviews
The story of Bo's last night at Andy's house.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Woody, Bo Peep - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Callamitus Clause by Alissie reviews
Rose Weasley has arrived for her first year at Hogwarts, but things are not as they should be. Can she, along with the Potters and the Scamander twins, set it all right? Year One of my Rose Weasley series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,695 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., Lysander S. - Complete
Damn Near Impossible by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Draco tries to win Hermione Granger's heart... but it ends up being kinda hard. And he was like, "Take that back!" And I'm kind of a badass, so I was like, "Make me!"And he was running out of ideas, so he was like, "Go snog a Mudblood!" Narrated by Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What You Never Knew by Joelle8 reviews
What you never knew about various characters in the Harry Potter series. From their loves, to their tragedies, to even their motives: there is always more to someone than meets the eye. Chapter 30: Helga Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,450 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
25 Things I learned From Moulin Rouge by angelthree117 reviews
Title pretty much says it.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Christian, Satine - Complete
Lack of Immortality by OldMan39 reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. has never had good luck with friends. Warning: has some dark/depressing content. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Holidays in Azkaban by OldMan39 reviews
Two Death Eaters find a way to celebrate the winter holidays in Azkaban. Sort of an entry for Muchcoffee and Flyinglion's holiday contest. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Avery, Mulciber - Complete
Tempest Tossed by Meltha reviews
The summer before sixth year, Draco is in France, but he's not alone. One shot ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illogical Sentiments by OldMan39 reviews
Percy Weasley and Penelope Clearwater discuss the nature of reality and romance. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Worse Than Death by OldMan39 reviews
Draco Malfoy is depressed and looking for something to do with his life. After a chance encounter in Azkaban, he has an idea for what that might be. Warning: has some rather dark subject matter. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
A Singer's Story by Stanleylouis reviews
Set in 1852 with the Moulin Rouge characters, Lady Charlotte Heatherford is soon to marry a rich and loving Duke. But what happens when a mysterious, handsome man saves her from a river and shows her a life and love that she never knew existed?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Christian, Satine
I Wanted To Laugh by SareRide9 reviews
Ginny confesses one of her well kept secrets and all they can do is laugh. G/H One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
They Call Me Insane by Joelle8 reviews
They call me insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Before The Ring by LadyDoroAnne reviews
Everyone has a family, and everyone has friends. What was Smeagol like before the ring, and who did he leave behind to suffer when he was banished? Terrible summary, good story. Please read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Smeagol
All I Ask of You by RavenclawRebel reviews
Satine travels back in time, landing in the Phantom's Lair. Christine travels forward in time, appearing in the Elephant. Chaos ensues. Crackfic! Read and Review please!
Crossover - Moulin Rouge & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Satine
The Greatest Thing by Skyward Deviant reviews
ChristianXSatine. Just a continuation of the movie and what I think should have happened. Reviews are highly appreciated.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Christian, Satine
Lightning Jack by swabloo reviews
"I've lied and died so many, many times." What else did Jack Harkness lie to the doctor about? Two years, a childhood, and a lightning-bolt engraved scar?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Jack H., Harry P. - Complete
There and Back Again by generalzoi reviews
Oneshot - To Margaret, Alice had always seemed only half-anchored to this world. There's a hint of Malice near the end.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alice K., Margaret M. - Complete
Why Bowties Are Cool by DoctorWhoChica reviews
Amy Pond meets the Tenth Doctor, but it isn't a happy meeting. The Eleventh Doctor remembers it all too well...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
April Fools by Arlath's Star reviews
The Torchwood team's unique sense of humour makes April Fools Day an event to be dreaded - perhaps even more so this year than most.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Firelight by theoldandthenew reviews
A short fic I came up with to show Hermione's determination and her devotion to Harry, and his inability to deny her anything. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Memory by ValFish reviews
Memory Harrison makes an unexpected discovery that she's a witch. Then, at Hogwarts, she befriends none other than the Weasly twins in their first year and sees what kind of trouble she can get into with their mischievous adventures. OC story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Birthday Clues by Estrella00 reviews
Virginia Silence Chase-Gates wakes up to the same thing every birthday morning. Clues leading her to unexpected places, and she wouldn't have it any other way. A little "what-if" fluff piece.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ben G. - Complete
Lost Children by Poohdog reviews
The trouble is, the other side can do magic too", scary enough for a Prime Minister to hear that magic hurts as much as it helps. How does it feel for parents of muggle-borns who lose their child to another world. Myrtle, Ted, Lily, Dirk, Penny, Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,827 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hermione G., Ted T.
La Lune Rouge by FoSizzle reviews
After Satine dies and Christian is shot by the Duke, their souls are reincarnated into children of Paris. After Celene saves Sebastian from a life on the streets, their lives are forever entwined, unless a dark outside force pulls them apart....
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Christian, Satine - Complete
sgniR eht fo droL by Mithostwen reviews
Yes, the title is "Lord of the Rings" backwards. All the LotR characters are the complete opposites of their canon personalities. For example, Pippin is wise and powerful, Sam is out to kill Frodo... you get the idea. One-shot. Tolkien, forgive me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Stopping The Rain by ModernScribe reviews
A missing scene in which Jacqueline confronts the prince.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Marvin, I Love You by Bad Werewolf reviews
The two oldest beings in the universe meet at the edge of space to complain about life, the universe and everything.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Jack the Giant KillMeNow er by Meltha reviews
The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Donna's Happy Ending by Fates My Bitch reviews
Because Forest of the Dead was wrong. Everyone but Donna and Lee had a happy ending and I hated that fact. She kept the Doctor on his toes. She deserves to be happy damn it! So here we go, Donna and Lee's happy ending. Donna/Lee
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Donna N. - Complete
The Lost Collection by Poohdog reviews
They could have been a very worthy collection, all five of the Blacks. But in some way or another, Slughorn lost them all. Professor Slughorn reflects on one of his collections, the Black family: Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius, Regulus. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Horace S., Regulus B. - Complete
RapsolutelyMental unzel by Meltha reviews
The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
RumpelStillAsCrazyAsEvertskin by Meltha reviews
The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Change is as Good as a Rest by netgirly2k reviews
Now she's got a half Time Lord - half Human lounging on her couch watching the X-Factor, and a TARDIS growing in a jam jar in her kitchen. Femslash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
The Ceremony of Innocence by Ember Nickel reviews
Ooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Five Times Jenny Met One of the Doctors companions by netgirly2k reviews
Jenny meets some of the Doctor's old friends. Spoilers for The Doctor's Daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Edibility, Drinkability, and Chewability by foxtrot852 reviews
This is the short story of an argument between Legolas and Gimli about whether water is considered edible, drinkable, or chewable. LabyrinthXover in that Jareth shows up for a few paragraphs, but requires no knowledge of Labyrinth. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Does It Hurt? by alsdssg reviews
After Satine dies, Christian has a question for Nini.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Nini, Christian - Complete
An IMAX Special, Survivor Middle Earth! by Mithostwen reviews
The LOTR characters are all paired up in tribes with as much conflict as I could get, and now YOU get to watch what happpens! I know there's already a few of these out there, but PLEASE READ!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 4/11/2004
Of Christmas and Hidden Chambers by Lady of the Dragon reviews
Hogwarts has seen its fair share of mythical creatures: Slytherin’s basilisk, Dumbledore’s phoenix, Mermaides, etc. So it shouldn’t be much of a Christmas surprise if Harry were to find Gryffindor’s Golden Gryffin, hidden in another secret chamber. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
One Last Breath by Evanne Martine Hall reviews
***SEQUEL TO CLUB ROUGE*** Christian and Satine have gone on with their lives in Albany, but will their past come back to haunt them? *Chapter two up.*
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002
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Forever Constant reviews
He'll always be there and she always has been. She doesn't age and neither does he. He never changes and neither does she. They are similar in so many ways - but what's more important is how they are different. Scenes from the lives of Jack and the fortune teller girl.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 27,159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Owen H., Faith
There Was a Girl reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Do You Wanna Build a Death Ray reviews
Parody version of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman. With "death ray" instead of snowman. Of course. (Rated for creepiness.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question reviews
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone were to discover exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear. On the Fields of Trenzalore, it's only a matter of time before this happens.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Random D. - Complete
Becoming a Time Lady reviews
After leaving Messaline in her stolen spaceship, Jenny unexpectedly runs into Captain Jack Harkness and together they set off to find the Doctor again, having plenty of their own adventures along the way. Currently: Jenny remembers an unsolved mystery on Messaline, and they return to her home planet to find there is more wrong there than she could have guessed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,214 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H.
Hermione's Muggle Friend reviews
After Cedric Diggory is killed, Hermione breaks the International Statute of Secrecy by telling the whole situation to an old friend of hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Last Time reviews
River Song has been in the Doctor's life for hundreds of years, but eventually it will have to come to an end. Everything does eventually. The problem that the Doctor has is that, with River, how will he ever know if it's the last time?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Martha J., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Life and Death (and a few weird things in between) reviews
Some things in the universe are in flux and some things are fixed. There's a new fixed point in the universe, one that was never meant to be. And this one's different. This one lives inside a human and if that human dies, then the fixed point is changed - and fixed points can't be allowed to change. So that's my job. I must keep this human alive.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2013 - TARDIS, Rory W., Clara O., Jack H.
Dalek Souffle Party reviews
Oswin throws a party and the Daleks eat her souffles. OOC Daleks. Very, very OOC Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Oswin O., Daleks - Complete
I am Human reviews
AU: Oswin was human the entire time, no matter what the Doctor says, and a lot more happened to her than she remembers. WARNING: Spoilers for the Asylum of the Daleks! Do not read if you haven't seen it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Daleks, Oswin O. - Complete
Meeting Jack's Doctor reviews
"I thought that was just what aliens looked like." Really? Toshiko Sato: mathematician, technological genius, and alien expert - fooled by a pig in a space suit? Of course not. Here's her side of the story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - 9th Doctor, Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Police Telephone Boxes reviews
Stuck on Earth in the 20th century, Jack finds the TARDIS, but the reception he gets from her isn't exactly what he expected...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jack H., TARDIS - Complete
Dancing reviews
Music and dancing, a glass floor/ceiling and purple clothing. A purely fluffy Jack/Rose one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
The Shadow Star reviews
Satine isn't sick, so when Harold is trying to convince her to stay, he doesn't have that as an argument...full summary inside. Rated T for semi-mild language.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Satine, Christian
Christmas at the Moulin reviews
Christmas has never been a good time for business at the Moulin Rouge - it's a time for family, after all. But perhaps family can be found, even in a brothel.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Nini, Satine - Complete
The Pain of Remorse reviews
'Remorse' rewritten - in the climax of the story, Voldemort takes Harry's advice and feels remorse for what he's done. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
No Word That is Not True reviews
Satine lives and the Duke is gone don't ask how , but Christian has returned to England. Satine, unable to follow, does nothing but eat, sleep, and sing, all emotionlessly. One night, she receives an unexpected guest with rather startling information...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Satine - Complete
A True Seer reviews
Sybill Trelawney is not what you might think. She's smart, she's cunning - she went to Slytherin and belonged there. But most important of all, she knew things. She had information that she trusted with no one during the war. But now, it's time to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sybill T.
Strange Shadows reviews
Shadows and lightning. Dark cloaks and top hats. Was it real? Or had he imagined the whole thing? And really, did it matter? One-shot.
Tuck Everlasting, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Remorse reviews
Voldemort takes Harry's advice and reflects on his crimes. And what did Hermione say would happen if someone who had made Horcruxes felt remorse for what they had done . . .?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Try or Not to Try reviews
This is an emulation of Hamlet's soliloquy 'To Be or Not to Be' applied to school work instead of life. If you are interested in well-written poetry, this is not for you. If you are interested in helping a young, terrible poet improve, please R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
The Herot of Hrathgar
A very short poem about Beowulf's adventures in fighting Grendel and his mother,then dying in the fight against a dragon.
Beowulf - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Beowulf, Grendel - Complete
Dreams and Dreams Destroyed reviews
Nini is a child growing up at the Moulin Rouge. She dreams of dancing and singing with the can-can girls and is told she has the talent to do it. Will her dreams come true? Well, no, it says so in the title. But why not?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Nini
Harry Potter Must Die reviews
"No, no, no - Dementors don't kill, Harry!""Kiss. That's what I meant-I have to be Kissed. It's inevitable." A new take on the time travel scene in PoA, where Harry saves himself in the nick of time...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Stars On the Same Stage reviews
After the Duke leaves, the Moulin Rouge falls into debt and Harold has to fire actors left and right. After the Opera Populaire is burned to the ground, everyone is jobless. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Moulin Rouge & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Satine, Christine
Abandoned reviews
Cecilia Dixon was a member of Little Hangleton's higher class and had everything she wanted - including a man she loved with all her heart and who she knew loved her back...until he ran off with the tramp's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - OC, Tom R. Sr.
How She Felt reviews
This is pretty much the entire movie told from Nini's point of view. It's also a prequel to If Only You Knew, but I don't think it matters what order you read them in. Terrible summary, but please read anyway?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Nini - Complete
Harry Potter's Narnian Middle Earth reviews
This is a medley of names, places, and events from the three greatest series of this century and the last HP, LOTR, and Chronicles of Narnia twisted and changed almost beyond recognition, then thrown together into a funny, cute story. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Proud Beyond the Grave reviews
A one-shot from the ghost of Jen's POV - nothing creepy, just her views on how the revolution turned out! Please read and review!
Shadow Children series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
If Only You Knew reviews
Satine isn't sick, but she did go through with the play and let Christian leave instead of singing the final song. She doesn't want to go to the Duke after the play - then something extremely unexpected happens . . . Rated T to be safe. FINISHED!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Nini, Satine - Complete
AntiAnimagus Musings reviews
When did Lupin and Sirius learn the spell that they used to force Wormtail to transform and what did the Marauders think of it at the time? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Before the Ball reviews
Hermione spent three hours getting ready for the Yule Ball - but even that wouldn't have been enough without the help of a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Satine Out of Control Reposted reviews
Instead of singing the final song at the end - Satine gets really angry and completely loses control! Rewritten to add in advice from reviewers. One-shot.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Satine, Harold Z. - Complete