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Story Info

A MEETING TO REMEMBER- One more chapter, waiting to be written.

A sort of follow up story to 'Wait, Who', but can be read as a stand alone. What happens when River meets herself... in another form?

ANCIENT WORLDS- On hold. Sorry, I’m going to skip a lot of time... Probably going to finish India, jump to Greece, then Rome. After that, may just skip around a bit... Sorry

The Doctor and his archaeologist companion Meg travel throughout history, learning new things and getting in tight spots. Good for world history review

CHANGE IN LIFE – One more chapter

Madame Kovarian suceeds in killing the Doctor, but it's still not enough. She wants the world and knows just the girl-and the way- to get it for her. Inception. Dark themes, includes character death and attempted rape.

MASTER WHO- Need to get back to it. You’ll get a Christmas special within the next week and maybe 5 or 6 more chapters

What happens when the Master turns the Doctor and all his friends evil? Trouble, that's what. Everyone who he loves is going psychopathic. And some of them weren't too far from it to start with

THE DEVILS TOOL – At least 2 more chapters that I have planned, no clue after that

River Song sacrificed her soul to the devil in exchange for her daughter having one. Now she works for him, but is it possible that she's actually enjoying it?

THE JEALOUS TYPE- 4 more chapters. I’m working on it

It was burning Malfoy up inside to see his betrothed with Potter. He knew it was the Dark Lord's wishes, but he was a jealous fiance. And one day, he'd be a jealous Dark Lord. Rated T for sexual innuendo.

THE RIVER MEETS THE ROSE- 2 more chapters

River Song meets one of the women that the Doctor can't seem to stop talking about. She's very impressed with her, but not with the Doctor's previous forms. What will happen when the River meets the Rose?

Stories in planning

HENRY IN WONDERLAND

Henry Mills falls down the rabbit hole and finds himself in Wonderland. He comes face to face with his grandmother, the Queen of Hearts. Will she behead him or make him the Red Prince?

OSWIN THEORIES

Short oneshots for different possibilities of who and what Clara Oswin Oswald is

You are a...
Gryffindor
[x] You are loud.
] You like going to school to see your friends.
] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[x] You like to be the center of attention.
[x] You get above average grades in school.
[x] You’ve been called bossy before.
] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
] You are athletic.
] You are one of the best players on your team.
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
] You like the colour red.
[x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 6

Hufflepuff:
[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
] You get average grades in school.
[x] You’ve been called boring before.
] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
[x] You value honesty.
[x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
] You like the colour yellow.
] You have a job.
] You are athletic.
] You are a team player.
] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
[x] You are easily amused.
[x] You like helping others.
] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 6

Ravenclaw:
[x] You get good grades in school.
[x] You like to read.
[x] Dumb people annoy you.
[x] You are creative.
[x] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
[x] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.
[x] You hate cheating on homework.
[x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
[x] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
[x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
[x] You like the colour blue.
] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
[x] You tend to over analyze things.
[x] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 14

Slytherin:
[x] You are very competitive.
] You like the finer things in life.
[x]considering that most people on it are lazy people who can't even bother to actually search for a job, you think welfare is a waste.
] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
] You’ve been called a snob before.
] You think the end justifies the means.
[x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
[x] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
[x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
[x] You are very good with words.
[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You love to win.
] Your favourite class is Potions or DADA
TOTAL: 9

I'm a Ravenclaw!

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac

5/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

5/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Almost)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

5/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 ...

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10 Wow... Didn't think I was that much

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

You know you're a Whovian when...

1. You know what the term "Whovain" means.

2. You get stomach cramps, clutch your abdomen and yell "I'm regenerating!"

3. You try and open the door with your screwdriver.

4. When this fails, you get annoyed and ask the nearest person where the "On" switch for it is.

5. You stare at the screwdriver for a few minutes, and think "This could be a little more sonic..."

8. You ask complete strangers the year, and when the tell you, you say "What, again?"

9. You're seriously freaked by people wearing blue-tooth ear-pieces, and are convinced they'll turn into cybermen.

10. You avoid apples.

11. You hum the theme tune at any opportunity.

13. You do an awesome Empty Child impression.

14. When it snows, you wonder if it's real snow.

15. You say "Allons-y!" "Geronimo" "Fantastic!" "Spectacular" and "Brilliant" a lot.

16. You are terrified of shop window dummys, and brass bands dressed up as Santas.

17. If you find a trench coat, you put it on and run about madly, spouting technobabble at top speed.

18. You talk about Doctor Who all day.

19. You a nervous around statues, especially one of angels. you keep them in the corner of your eye, but avoid looking at the face. You dare not blink.

20. If somebody on DA posts a picture of a Weeping Angel, you post a comment saying "It's the image of an angel! You have doomed us all!"

21. You slip Doctor Who quotes into conversations and laugh in your head when no-one notices.

22. You always, always count the shadows. Without fail.

23. You take mental, or written, notes on important things The Doctor mentions or babbles about, so that when (Not "if" - "iwhen/i") you are his assistant, you will understand what the heck he is going on about.

24. You use phrases such as "Thank Rassilon!" or "For the love of Gallifrey!" or "What in the name of the Eye of Harmony?"

29. One of your most used O.C.s is made up for the show.

30. You attempt to convince your friends, family and total strangers that you are, in fact, from Gallifrey.

33. You try and enter forbidden places with a blank bit of paper.

34. You genuinely can't stop tapping your fingers in a rhythm of four. No, you really can't.

35. You copy your hairstyle from the characters on the show.

39. You listen to Trock.

41. You can and will steer any conversation, whether online or in RL, around to Doctor Who.

48. You make random Doctor Who related remark in your school books or essays or notes, e.g. "Humans have a double circulatory system. Not that we are Time Lords."

49. Your school books are covered with random Doctor Who doodles.

52. you can reel at least three episodes off by heart(s).

56. You spend hours trying to find your fobwatch.

58. You know that TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, and is not one word.

59. You start typing the words "The" "Doctor" "Master" and "Rani" with capital letters.

61. When you wake up, you look at your hair and say "Still not ginger!"

68. You read so much fic that you forget which is fic and which is the Doctor Who book you read last night.

75. You can hum the theme tune with no mistakes.

76. You don't like saluting, and if you do do it, you salute with your index finger only.

90. You get freaked by people who tap out the rhythm of four...and who have never heard of Doctor Who.

99. Your ears detect Doctor Who related stuff from a mile off.

104. You walk up to strangers and say brightly "Hi! Not seen you in ages! How've you been?" And when they stare at you, you say "Oh...right..." then walk away muttering "wibbly wobbly, timey wimey..."

109. You quote. and quote. and quote. Until somebody tells you to shut up.

110. You keep on quoting anyway.

111. You slip slightly edited quotes into your speech, e.g. somebody says "You always say [insertthingyoualwayssayhere]" and you reply "I say a lot of things. I rarely make sense."

116. You get annoyed when people criticize your obsessiveness.

127. Your ring-tone is the TARDIS engine noise, or the Theme Tune.

131. You cancel everything you arranged to do on Saturday (If you've made the mistake of arranging anything at all) in order not to miss a single second if Doctor Who.

134. You spend ages trying to copy the faces made by some of the Characters.

145. You use Doctor Who analogies to remember things.

147. You try and join Hermits United.

152. You spend ages trying to toss a screwdriver or torch so it spins over twice before you catch it again.

153. You succeed

154. You say "I need a bigger head!" when you forget something.

163. You will steal the TARDIS.

167. You dislike turning right.

175. Instead of saying 'Ladies and gentlemen', you say 'Ladies and gentlemen and variations there upon.'

176. You don't call it water; you call it something to combat dehydration.

177. You turn left. Always. Even if it means going a very long way round. Or backwards.

178. You count the shadows.

179. And stay out of the shadows, for that matter.

180. You are convinced The Doctor was the one to explain Gravity to Newton.

181. You want to arrive to your prom in the TARDIS.

182. You can't sit still or act sane on a day a new episode of Doctor Who is showing.

183. To You an Easter egg doesn't mean a chocolate egg. It means a secret DVD extra with The Doctor.

191. You are gonna ask Santa to send someone to fix the next crack you see in your wall

192. You remember that he will always be a madman with a box.

198. You bite eyes and a mouth into apples. Because it makes them taste nicer. Somehow.

201. When you see someone trying to fix something and getting frustrated, you say "It's only a Type 40!"

202. You realize that there's no such thing as an irrational fear of the dark

203. You have an irrational fear of gas masks.

204. You know that Bow Ties are cool.

205. You can fool a Dalek with a straight face and a Jammy Dodger.

206. You are eternally on the lookout for anagrams.

207. You've bothered to read this list and noticed that the numbers are wrong.

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :)

America's Intelligence:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Aw. But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

List your 12 fave HP characters:

1. Luna Lovegood

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Tonks

4. Mcgonnagall

5. Bellatrix

6. Neville

7. Voldemort

8. Snape

9. Seamus

10. Lupin

11. Sirius

12. Fred/ George- I can't seperate them! Deal with it

(Yes, I know I have no golden trio... I don't like them)

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
Um, no, and since I hate slash, I wouldn't want to

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
She's a creepy old lady... I don't think that way

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! No pregnant men, and no threesomes. Especially with Snape!

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
No, but I want to read about all this explosive problems... or powers

5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No! Draco is MINE(for rent to Hermione and Ginny), and Neville is Luna's. Leave them in peace

6) 5/9 or 5/10?
5/10. That could actually be interesting, like him taming or... or the other way around

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible?
Again, No threesomes and no Draco play. But it would be funny... he would probably run out with burning eyes...

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
I don't wanna do a canon story couple! Fine...

The baby had some... disabilities... Wolves with magic aren't the norm. But it is when you have a werewolf wizard's child.

9) Is there any 1/8?
NO. I hate different generation relationships

10) Suggest a title and summary for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
When Fred is killed in the final battle, George blames Harry and kills him. For this Voldemort is eternally grateful.

Repaying debts

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
Um... is that really going to work out?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
I don't have a 'friend's list', but some of my friends read it.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11?
No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
No, his aunt? You're messed up in the head

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
That's illegal!

16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use?
Snape vs Snape by Ministry of Magic. I know, taking the easy way out with Wizard Rock

17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Canon fic, no OOC

18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
Watch out- wolves bite

19) 1 and 7 are in a happy realationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night-stand with 11 and a breif unhappy affair with 8, then follows the wize advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Luna and Voldemort are in a happy relationship until Voldemort runs off with McGonnagall. Luna, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Sirius, and a brief unhappy afair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Bellatrix and falls in love with Tonks.

So she's straight and then Bellatrix lets her know she's gay?

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

THAT'S SO ME!!!

Guys, stereotypes are WRONG

Some stereotypes about me

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

Guys you have to remember that stereotypes hurt. Don't do it.

I like:

Hunger Games

Harry Potter

Doctor Who

Darkest Powers Trilogy

The Immortals Series

The Skinjackers Trilogy

Anything fiction!!!

My favorite Harry Potter Pairings:

Draco/ Hermione

Draco/ Ginny

Blaise/ Ginny

Harry Potter subjects:

Evil! Harry

Hermione Malfoy(related to malfoy)

Evil! Hermione

Evil! Dumbledore

Evil! Ginny

Fun! Forge and Gred

Supportive! Gred and Forge

Funny! Voldemort

Favorite Harry Potter...

House: Slytherin

Girl: Luna

Boy: Draco

Older character: Voldemort

Group: Death Eaters

Book: Half Blood Prince

Favorite Doctor Who...

Doctor: Tennant(10)

Companion: Donna

Character: River

Episode(s): The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon

Villian: Daleks (Of course!)

Fear: Weeping Angels and Vashta Nerada(darkness)

Catch Phrases: "Hello Sweetie" "Spoilers" "Run"

That's it everyone. Love ya!