On Tuesdays, he's a teddy bear doctor. The rest of the time? He beats up Bad Men.

Tony is five years old when they discover he's dyslexic.

"Best friends forever, right, Craig?" Tweek said in a broken voice. "Forever?" Craig swallowed hard and took the bloody hand in his. "Forever." He promised. Slow building Zombie!Creek

If Alex was a color, he would be shiny. If Charlie were a color, he would be blue. Cherimon bromance

Dan tries to lift Phil. Established relationship. Warnings; Dan sweat and man kisses. Phan.

A thousand years into the future, Earth has become a desolate wasteland. A company run by the The Notorious and Mysterious C controls its people. A team of young idealists seek to overthrow his tyranical reign. They are the Racers, protectors of Earth. The fate of the world rests in their hands.

Castiel is an accountant left battling depression after the death of his brother Gabriel. His salvation comes in the form of a blond man holding a Free Hugs sign.

Craig had never expected Movie Night to go so terribly right. Until Tweek showed up in those jeans...PWP. Creek lemon for Creek Grrl.

Jeremy finally finds out what Rigby has under his hoodie. Morby, Jad.

In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.

The Impala is hurt, and all Dean wants to do is make her feel better. De-aged!Dean, protective/big brother!Sammy.

Martha Hudson will do anything to get her very own Married Ones. Even if she has to lie, deal with Mycroft Holmes and indirectly push Sherlock down the stairs to do it.

"You think you can protect him? You're just a colony!" "Then I'll be a nation! I'll grow up and be big and strong and then I'll protect England from everything that'll hurt him! Even bullies like you! You'll see! I'll be the greatest, biggest nation in the world! I'll be England's hero!" Warnings; bear attacks and hints at USUK.

Why exactly does England hate France so much? Dub/Non-Con, Heavily implied Shota, Teen!France-Unconscious!Child!England. Mentions of Child Abuse.

Life had not treated Mrs. Hudson well. It made up for it, a thousand times over, by sending her Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.

Time visits Hatter for a cup of tea and a chat.

"Oh dear! Fire! You must save Alice!" He had loved her back then, you see, had loved her with everything a mad man could.

Sherlock holds up a candy store and gets into a Yo Momma fight. Mycroft is winning. Anthea is sending sexts to the president. Lestrade and John watch telly.

"I had no idea what you would be going through when I sent you on that mission." "Well, maybe you zhould 'ave checked to make zure my accomplizes weren't fuckeeng eediots!" Set after movie, no slash.

Sherlock is being bullied on a playground. Mycroft comes to the rescue. Anthills are destroyed and umbrellas are cracked in the process.

Everyone has a story and just because they don't technically count as a person anymore doesn't mean their story is gone. Her name is Lily. She is Sherlock Holmes' daughter and her death let five children live.

For fangirl-crossing. "Seeing as you can't keep your fat ass out of trouble there is only one logical thing to do. If you are a superhero, rationally, I must become your ninja sidekick to keep you safe."

His name was Stan, he was bartender and he loved Kyle. Enought to give up his life for someone he had never talked to. His name was Kyle, he was a showgirl, and all he could do was forgive.

Christophe is dead. Now he is property of an obsessed Damien. After being "rescued" from his tower in Hell, he is trapped in Thorne manor. Can he stay sane long enough to rescue his friends or will Damien break him? ChristopheRape.

Damien is intrigued by a new arrival in Hell. All the while, Clyde's just a bad ass. Dyde, because I can. And because the name makes me laugh my ass off.

A clip from the future in Zombieland.

Pip has a secret.

Christophe would dig a thousand graves, including his own, to keep Pip safe.

Because Tweek's still gone and Craig's still broken but that's okay because they're broken too so they'll just have to be broken together. Tyde for Parapaxis.

"Guess what?" "If you say 'chicken butt' so help you God I'll rip off your dick."

Christophe teaches Tweek to drive. Drabble.

"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."

A collection of Tweek-Damien oneshots ranging from dramatic to cheesy. Long live the crack pairings!

He paused outside their bedroom, pressing against the door to listen to the murmurs. "I love you so much," Clyde crooned. "But my husband must never know." His heart broke, crumbling to dust.

...It's exactly what you think it is.

Get a life, Marsh, it's just a physical thing." Without a trace of guilt, Craig slammed the door in Stan's face.

I don't know if it counts as love I really care about him, I do. But it's not some sissy lay-your-favorite-jacket-on-a-mud-puddle love Unless he asked me but hey I like my jacket and he wears boots it's more of a strip-him-down-force-against-a-wall thing

Ah, the joys of childhood.

As they sit on a bench, Tweek teaches Kyle the importance of staking your claim. Slight creek and style.

After an encounter with Tweek in the library, Craig muses on the blonde.

He hated anything strange or abnormal…But for Tweek there would always be an exception.

The difference between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. Based on the "Best friends would...Friends would..." Copy and Paste thing. Craig-Tweek friendship

Giving a glance at his closed bedroom door, Tweek took a lock of his blonde hair and began to cut. How Tweek's hair got the way it is. Craig-Tweek friendship.

"You are a very good boy, Craig Tucker. Promise to take care of my son?" "Promise." The boys are about two.

As he dangles of a bridge Tweek contemplates life, death and his decisions

Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.

One worded drabbles, about six per chapter. Part of my series of Oneshots/Drabbles called "Long Live Crack"

Companion fic to Tweek's World by The-Dyslexic-Dinosaur. His friends advised Craig to break up with Tweek but he dismissed the idea quickly. They wouldn't understand. Tweek was sweet, Tweek was kind and Tweek was the best thing that ever happened to him.

"Just apologize," he advised. "Tweek's not going to let go until you do, he has no problem with killing someone." Of an over-protective and badass Tweek, strangling a fatass and the ruining of tank tops.

A collection of creek drabbles and oneshots. ranging from fluffy to cheesy and a mixture of the two.

How the slightly disfunctional relationship between Craig and Tweek came to be