AN; the last chapter, good bye my dear readers. After this chapter the story will be marked 'complete' it will be updated occasionally but I won't be stressing myself out over it. My name has been changed from Longlivetheirishevilgenius to The Truth's Lie. My old name was too long and I like this one better. Peace, love and South Park.

Clyde POV;

There he goes. Craig Tucker, one of my best friends, floats by entirely before noticing we exist and stops to sit down at our table. "Hi guys." He mutters. Token smirks as I lean over and sniff.

"He was with Tweek!" I declare. "Only our spaz knows how to brew a black macchiato frap latte with a shot of hazel." Craig dips his head and I spy a splash of light pink on his cheeks. I feel anger brew. Token stop smirking and narrows his eyes. Ever since 4th grade we had been closer than boobs and a bra; we had looked out for each other and needless to say, we weren't happy when Craig had developed a crush on our spaz. (Who, we had decided for him was off limits to everyone, friend or foe.)

"Seriously dude, back the hell off." Token warns. Craig looks up and raises an eyebrow. "We actually like Tweek."

"What the hell does that have to with anything?" he asks sourly. I glare at him. Has he seriously never noticed?

"Dude," I begin. "You're a bigger horn dog than Tiger Woods. You have a new crush every other month, go through hell convincing them and their parents you're a good kid and breakup a week later." Craig scowled and gave me a punch on the shoulder. "Then whoever you date refuses to come anywhere near us for the rest of their lives."

"Like who?" Craig asks pointedly. I sigh as Token begins;

"Thomas, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Pip, Wendy, Bebe, Annie, Red, Kevin-"

"All right, all right!" Craig interrupts, "I get it!" I stand up and smash my fist against the table.

"No you don't," I snap. "You say you do, but we know you're going to break Tweek's heart just like all the others, and I don't want to have to deal with the fact that my best friends aren't talking to each other!"

Craig frowns and shakes his head. "This is different." He states.

"How is it different?" Token asks. Craig stands up and turns to leave.

"Because I love him."