Author has written 7 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Harry Potter, and Fairy Tail. ALSO AT AO3 Nombre/Name: Irene Fecha de cumpleaños/B-Day: July 3, guess that means I'm a Cancer ;) Can speak/puedo hablar: Español, English, Français Series de anime o manga favoritas/Favourite anime or manga: Sakura Card Captor, Tsubasa Chronicle, Hamtaro, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ojamajo Doremi, Kamichama Karin, Shugo Chara, Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, DNAngel, Corrector Yui, Mermaid Melody, Magic Knight Rayearth, Fruits Basket, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Princess Tutu, Romeo x Juliet, Pita-Ten, Nanatsuiro Drops, Naruto, Lovely Complex, Death Note, XXXHolic, Koibana! Koiseyo Hanabi, Absolute Boyfriend, 20 Mensou ni Onegai, Derayd, Hidarite, RG Veda, Fullmetal Alchemist, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Fairy Tail, Gintama, Psycho Pass, SAO, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, K, Shingeki no Kiojin (Attack on Titan), Bleach, Inuyasha Other pages: Livejournal (if you want to know more about update dates): Or my Tumblr Ongoing Projects: The Dragon Fest: my most recent battle with making a multi-chaptered fic. It's from the Fairy Tail fandom, one which I had recently developed several theories of how it could end. Takes after the Grand Magic Games and it centers on the past of the guild, Mavis's constant meddling to improve Dragon Slayers, and long held secrets that could make the character's understand just exactly what they have gotten themselves into. Yes, it does have pairings... and if all goes well it would probably get pretty long.. Remember that this takes place in an AU type of universe... It follows the manga until the end of the GMG. Also.. Updates take some time... Life gets in the way. I'll probably update sometime in this summer, so, patience! The new chapter is only being edited now, but between jobs and internships it's a bit difficult. Thank you for keeping up :) Proyectos suspendidos/On hiatus: La Captura de las Cartas Negativas: se trata de la continuacion de Sakura Card Captors de mi punto de vista =) Por favor dejen sus reviews!! (Alomejor y lo continuo despues...muchas cosas en mi vida..) Obey Me: Dramionie fic About Draco and Hermione recieving a punishment for obeying each other until they respect each other. What happens if the potion does not wear off that easily. Why would Dumbledore make them go though this?? And most important of all: would something change their relationship? (If I get my plot bunny back on track..) Finished Projects/Proyectos Finalizados: The Ultimate Gift: Dramione One-Shot. Draco and Hermione, a mistletoe and a portrait that does not want to let them in unless they "fulfill the tradition". Need more explanation? The Dancing Princess: Fairy Tail AU One-Shot. NaLu because, despite the fact that GaLe is my favorite pairing from the whole series, I desperately need NaLu moments every once in a while just because I love them together. Natsu as a soldier and Lucy as a dancer meet up at Mirajane's bar. You can read to know the rest. Rain Girl: Fairy Tail Modern AU One-Shot. Gruvia because I do adore this pairing, and I love Juvia's character even more. A little fluffy story that involves Juvia as a Weather Girl. Translated Fics: The Ultimate Gift in French by la pitchoune: Favorite Quotes: "I prefer brunettes." — Edward Cullen, Eclipse "Oh my God, I just called my diary, I mean, journal, a punk."-- Draco Malfoy, Dear Diary I Mean JOurnal "Don’t touch my mudblood!”-- Draco Malfoy, Dont Touch My Mudblood "And for the record, Malfoy, or should I say, Marissa... I like your booty, but I'm not gay."-- Hermione Granger, I Like Your Booty But I'm Not Gay "You reek of werewolf." -- Edward Cullen, Eclipse "Pay up."-- Emmet Cullen, Breaking Dawn "Havent you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction."-- Alice Cullen, Eclipse "I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history."-- Edward Cullen, Eclipse Jacob: How did you get here? Bella: I snuck out! Jacob: Awesome! Eclipse Edward: Do you think you could attempt to control your thoughts? Jacob: No one asked you to listen. Get out of my head! Eclipse "Its a good thing you're bulletproof."-- Bella Swan, Eclipse Edward: Next! Bella: But that’s the easiest one! Edward: Next! Twilight "I dazzle people?"-- Edward Cullen, Twilight "Maybe I'm hoping she'll get irritated and rip your head off."-- Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn "Ow."-- Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn "Why dont you two shut up and sleep." -- Seth Clearwater, Breaking Dawn "Nice girl who knew cars. C'mon Jake-imprint already."-- Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn "I love you, Bella."-- Edward Cullen, A World Without Sound "I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture." —Bella Swan, Eclipse Seth: Poor Edward! He must be crazy! Jacob: Literaly. Breaking Dawn "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."-- Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn "Fall down again, Bella?" — Emmett Cullen, Eclipse "No, I punched a werewolf in the face."-- Bella Swan, Eclipse "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." — Edward Cullen, Eclipse Alice: Ill play you for it. Rock, paper scissors. Edward: Why don’t you just tell me who wins? Alice: I do. Excellent. Breaking Dawn "Oooo, scary."--Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"-- Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn "Why am I covered in feathers?"--Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn "Oops"--Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn "Damn, Potter, do you call people this early in the morning?"--Draco Malfoy, Call Me "Mu-hoony"--Sirius Black, Obssesive Lilly Disorder "I'm riding the crimson wave."--Hermione Granger, Parents Too Young Wait till my father hears about this’--Draco Malfoy, Parents Too Young LET GO OF MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!-- Molly Weasly, Deathly Hallows Dont get me wrong, I like rabbits. I mean, they're cute and horny so they're probably happy-- Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko Did you just call me a fuck ass?-- Donnie Darko's sister, Donnie Darko What's a fuck ass?--Samantha Darko, Donnie Darko Our son just called me a bitch.--Donnie Darko's mom, Donnie Darko Life is full of embarrassment-- Caro Aguila Todo empezo con el odio hacia Ale-- Anyie Pelusi Let's TP the house!-- Gaby De Gyves ¿Por que no hablas?-- Anyie Pelusi Hah! Over my dead body will he ever get her back!-- Draco Malfoy, Pansy's Volcano Your bra is showing.-- Draco Malfoy, Obey Me I fancy something green this year.-- Hermione Granger, Pansy's Volcano That's neat isnt it? The Head Girl knows who we are!-- Goyle, Pansy's Volcano Not even Malfoy! Especially not Malfoy! Since when are we talking about Malfoy!-- Hermione Granger, Pansy's Volcano Bring on the shackles I'm your prisoner.-- Edward Cullen, Twilight Hah! You're as white as a ghost-no you're as white as me!-- Edward Cullen, Twilight Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Bella: What a stupid lamb. Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion. Twilight So it's still standing? I would have thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now.-- Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn No te preocupes, pase lo que pase, todo estara bien.-- Sakura Kinomoto, Cardcaptor Sakura Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky.--Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn Malfoy: Nobody reads directions. Hermione: I read directions! Malfoy: Like I said, only bloody know-it-alls read directions. Babysitting Blues Duude! Fuck u Fuck him Fuck her Fuck Physics Fuck everything-- Caro Aguila La la la la la la la la la la la la--Hermione Granger, Babysitting Blues You like games, Granger?--Gregory Goyle, Babysitting Blues Oh Hermione, he even lies pretty! You lucky thing!--Julia, Pansy's Volcano It's only to stop her scratching her face more on the wall and poking out an eye on the window!--Draco Malfoy, How did this happen! Hermione, I... I think I might love you.--Draco Malfoy, How did this happen! Anyie: I'm poop! Me: No, I'm poop! Anyie: NO I'M POOP! You get to snog a gorgeous, desirable, very-definetly-the-hottest-wizard in Hogwarts, of course.--Draco Malfoy, Meet the Grangers Mummy's boy.--Lily Evans, You Give My Heart Palpitations OOOO!! OOOOO!! Pick me! Pick me!-- Wormtail, You Give My Heart Palpitations Suck up to the rat, Prongsie.--Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations Wormtail: Wow, thanks, Lily. I mean, I never knew- Lily: I dont like you. You Give My Heart Palpitations I’m the CRAPPER PERSON? Moony gets to hold your attractively ill girlfriend, and I am the CRAPPER PERSON? How is that fair? Why don’t I not pick a tree and piss on your face instead! I could easily mistake that as a tree trunk! Oh yeah, I said it!”--Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations James: I want that fire blazing by the time I get back, alright?” Sirius: “Yes Mr. Prongs!” James: And don’t touch the flames, Sirius. They will burn you. Sirius:Kiss my arse, Mr. Prongs! You Give My Heart Palpitations Wizard what, exactly? I mean, how does being a wizard going to help you start a fiii…oh.-- Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations You are a precociously repugnant narcissist and a ludicrous, mucous-eating excrement stain on Slughorn’s underpants!-- Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations You are a piteously decadent pervert and a gaudy, sheep-molesting, malingering, nostril-offending turd whose natural odour could kill an elephant!--James Potter, You Give My Heart Palpitations The library. Right. Where else would one want to spend one’s Saturday morning and last hours before going home? It makes perfect sense. You know, this place is actually closed.--Draco Malfoy, The Bracelet What the hell is going on here? A party? Are you completely off that messy, adorable head of yours-do not one side curve smile at me, James Potter!--Lily Evans, You Give My Heart Palpitations I said, gather, papooses!-- Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations I am the Sarcasm Monster.--Lily Evans, You Give My Heart Palpitations What's on your mind, Priest Boy?--Georgina, You Give My Heart Palpitations You cant just lift off people's shirts, woman!--Sirius Black, You Give My Heart Palpitations Let’s go, mango boy.--Lily Evans, You Give My Heart Palpitations Die, you little prick, die!--Lily Evans, You Give My Heart Palpitations I am a handsome European buisnessman and you are in love with me!--John Conlan, The Pigman Peace in the world.--Caro Aguila 1. I caught Weasley in the Burrow broom closet checking out Potter’s “wand,” if you know what I mean.--Draco Malfoy, 10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger 1. Last night was a huge mistake and it will NEVER happen again.--Hermione Granger, 10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger James: Got a plan. Lily: Yes! James, I love you! James:...wait, I lost it. Lily: YOU STUPID TWAT! You Give My Heart Palpitations Now really. That was just immature and uneccessary.--Edward Cullen, A Woman Scorned I'm sorry I kissed you!--Jared Howe, The Host I don't want your stomach to give us away.--Jared Howe, The Host I'm going to kill him.--James Potter, Virgin Lily You were right. That was easy. For the so called smartest witch of our year, she sure is a sucker.--Vincent Crabbe, Babysitting Blues One down.--Gregory Goyle, Babysitting Blues What did I do now?--Draco Malfoy, When Worlds Collide “¡Ah ya lo recuerdo!.. fue después que nos tropezamos en la calle y usaste tu bolso como arma que estrellar en mi cabeza.--Shaoran Li, En la torre de Tokyo Because I can look into your eyes and know that you're mine.-- Draco Malfoy, Ascension Run along, little girl.--Draco Malfoy, New Year Sure, Granger. How have you been? Killed either of my parents lately? No? Me? Well, you know, the usual. Torturing random muggles and cursing old schoolmates into oblivion. Same old, same old. --Draco Malfoy, The Taste of Honey You can never be too careful when it comes to doling power. Some aren't as careful as they should be.--Wanderer, The Host Maybe I was naturally antisocial.--Wanderer, The Host Gee, thanks. A girl always wants to look her best when she's fighting for her life.--Hermione Granger, The Taste of Honey Of course she is, she's half Malfoy.--Draco Malfoy, The Taste of Honey Yes. You will be working on a project with the amazing Harry Potter. Try not to piss yourself.--Draco Malfoy, The Taste of Honey I never thought I would say this, but I think I love you.--Ron Weasley,The Taste of Honey Draco: This sucks. Harry: What? Draco: I'm going to have to stop hating him. Harry: Yeah. He can be annoying that way. But look at the bright side, you can still hate me. The Taste of Honey See? You're still a bitter, hateful git. You just moved on to new and better enemies.--Harry Potter, The Taste of Honey Hi. I'm Draco Malfoy. I think we should start over. I want to date you. Not for show, not because of Nicola. This time it's about you.--Draco Malfoy, The Taste of Honey Don't be foolish. I have no interest in entering politics. My role will be nothing more than a...supportive husband.--Draco Malfoy, The Taste of Honey Oh no! The slimy, greasy haired monster has awoken!--James Potter, Hand in Hand The thought of being separated from you... Does it sound crazy to say that I'd rather die?--Jared Howe, The Host You never know how much time you have.--Melanie Stryder, The Host Hey, you're talking to a marauder here. Nothing’s impossible, too complicated or dangerous. Especially when it involves supporting a friend.--James Potter, Hand in Hand Damn you, midget!--Sirius Black, Hand in Hand Hey, Granger, I'm bored.--Draco Malfoy, Cookies and Butterbeer I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved; the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave.--George Elliot It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.--Kill Bill Vol. 1 I wish that I could hate you, but I can't. I wish that you would vanish, but you're too hard to forget.--Autopilot Off Could you look me in the eye And tell me that you're happy now Would you tell it to my face Or have I been replaced Are you happy now? Are you happy now? Anonymus I just want to know where I belong.-- Beautiful James:Way with women, my ass. Sirius: They kicked me out, man! Potter's Charm How does a three-inch worm fall in love with a human being?--Melanie Stryder, The Host I thought you were a dumb brute. I could have forgiven you if you were a dumb brute.--Briseis, Troy Just don't forget me, and tht flame will never die out.--Draco Malfoy, The Sweetest Sin I have no idea why I just kissed him, none at all!--Hermione Granger, Black is Our World You should watch yourself. That's the future Mrs.Malfoy you're talking about.--Draco Malfoy, Step by Step James: You do know the kids are going to look like me. Sirius: Poor kids. Phoenix Song Lucky for you; jealous, possesive asses are just my type.--Hermione Granger, Erratic Much? Would Mr. Malfoy be willing to accept external arm pressure for an extended quantity of time, from a humle admirer?-- Hermione Granger, Draco's Delicate Condition DRY UP,SEAMUS!--Ron Weasley and Harry Potter, Draco's Delicate Condition After all, I haven't been murdered. That was always a plus.--Wanderer, The Host Ian: Strange world, isn't it? Wanderer: The strangest The Host My life is RUBBISH!--Draco Malfoy, Draco's Delicate Condition Hermione Granger agreed to marry Draco Malfoy. Always knew you wanted me.--Draco Malfoy, Hermione Malfoy Come on, mudblood, I'm hungry.--Draco Malfoy, Hermione Malfoy Goyle: Why can't we kill her? Draco: She' my mother, fuckwit. Ron: Then, why can't you talk to her? Draco: She's my MOTHER, fuckwit. Hermione Malfoy Eat pie, Mudbood loving loser.--Blaise Zabini, Quidditch Player's Wives I'm carrying you over the threshold. Shut up, it's romantic.--Draco Malfoy, After Victory Exactly. But we're idiots together. As long as we stick together, we'll be allright.--Draco Malfoy, After Victory She hasn't seen us in a year AND we're dead, and she's still trying to boss us around. You'd think she would have got over that by now.--Ron Weasley, After Victory Um, medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing in his condition.--Doc, The Host Melanie: Get your mind out of the gutter. Wanda: It's your mind. The Host Life for a life.--Kyle O'Shea, The Host You got the brains; I got the looks. Seems fair.--Kyle O'Shea, The Host I could sleep with you-Oh calm down, Melanie. You know what I meant.--Ian O'Shea, The Host You may have taken the planet, but you're losing this game.--Wes, The Host Ian: If she goes, I'm going too. Someone has to protect her from herself. Kyle: And I'll be there to protect the rest of us from her. Jared: And I'll be there to bring you all back alive. The Host Kyle: I don't know why you want to hear her complain. Ian: Because it's so uncommon. Which makes it a nice change from listening to you complain. The Host Jared: Fine. But if you try cuddling up to me tonight... So help me, O'Shea. Ian: Not to sound overly arrogant, but to be perfectly honest, Jared, were I so inclined, I think I could do better. The Host People die here. It happens. Kyle had said something of that effect. Funny that I should quote Kyle of all people twice in one night.--Wanda, The Host Ian: I should have killed him years ago. No, our mother should have drowned him at birth! Wanda: He's your brother. Ian: I don't know why you keep saying that. Are you trying to make me feel worse? The Host I miss everything.--Jaime Stryder, The Host Kyle: I'm waiting for an apology. Ian: Keep waiting. THe Host Kyle: I guess I was wrong. Ian: Please tell me that you have some kind of recording device available, Doc. Doc: Nope. Sorry, Ian. Ian: This moment should be preserved. I never thought I'd live to see the day that Kyle O'Shea would admit to being wrong. C'mon Jodi. That ought to shock you awake. The Host You are the noblest, purest creature I've ever met. The unverse would be a darker place without you.--Doc, The Host Draco: The sexual misadventures of Hermione Granger. I never knew you had it in you, Granger. If it were a book I'd buy ten copies. Hermione: Only to find out how many chapters are about you, you egotistical arse! Adamo Fidelitas I’m coming. Keep your knickers on. Oh, I forgot. You’re not wearing any.--Draco Malfoy, Babysitting Blues Draco: What if it doesn't come off? Ever? Hermione: Malfoy, thinking negatively isn't- Draco: Just answer the question, woman! Hermione: Then I'll just have to spend the rest of my life with you. The Unseemly Proposal Don't bullshit the bullshitter, little girl.--Draco Malfoy, The God of the Lost I may be a human. I may be a wolf. But first and foremost, I'm a Slytherin.--Draco Malfoy, The God of the Lost Why would a dead girl lie? Answer: Because she can't stand up.--Hannah Baker, Thirteen Reasons Why Tommy Sullivan was back in town, had said hi to me, and was hot. No. No. This did not compute.--Katie Ellison, Pants on Fire Hermione: We're leaving Draco, come. Draco: What am I? A dog? Hermione: No. You're a ferret. Parenting Class Lesson number one: Never turn your back on a Weasley twin. Lesson number two: Never turn your back to Draco when he's upset with you. Lesson number three: Don't keep secrets from Hermione. Lesson number four: Under no circumstances, try to catch Neville when the Weasley twins are in the room. Lesson number five: Never, ever, put Snape in a dress and try to get away with it. Lesson number six: What goes around comes around. -Parenting Class Draco: IM GOING TO DIE! Hermione: BEG FOR MERCY AND ILL GRANT YOU A QUICKER DEATH! Draco: MALFOY'S NEVER BEG! Hermione: THEN YOU WILL DIE! JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND! Draco: YOU KILLED HARRY? Hermione: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! -Parenting Class Harry: You... You... Draco: Slytherin. -Parenting Class Accio Scarhead? -Draco Malfoy, A Shelter from Discontent If you dont succed, beat the bloody shit out of them and try again. -Slytherin Motto, Paper Faces on Parade Fine. Mum, Dad. This is Regulus Black. He’s dead. -Hermione Granger, Babysitting Blues I can imagine it now... 'Draco Malfoy, one of the most sought after men in the wizarding world, has sadly perished because he was ambushed by a hoard of screaming fangirls, who promptly suffocated him by non-stop kissing. -Hermione Granger, 10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy You’re pashthetic my man. Totally pashthetic. -James Potter, A Fork In an Eye Tha’sh wha’ you think. -Sirius Black, A Fork In an Eye Boo-ya! Told you it would be Graduation Day, Zabini! Pay up! -Harry Potter, I Was His ...it was so bloody worth it. -Draco Malfoy, A Sing and a Dance “Of course she does. You're an egomaniac with your head up your arse. But she's a stuck-up bitch, so I think you two are practically perfect for each other.”-Blaise Zabini, The Bracelet Annoying…all of you are just…annoying. -Sasuke Uchiha, Let's Fall in Love Your persistence always was astounding. And irritating. Which is why I couldn’t resist testing it. How on earth did you manage to choke that down, Granger? -Draco Malfoy, Midnight Blaise: “Lady Bellatrix will probably want him back in one piece,” Draco: He’s in one piece.” Blaise: “One functioning piece, Draco: He’ll function perfectly well as a rug. Midnight Sis, welcome to the Dark Side. -Jesse Fitzgerald, My Sister's Keeper Just so you know: shame is five-fingered. -Anna Fitzgerald, My Sister's Keeper If I asked Jesse a question about sex, he'd laugh so hard he'd bust a rib, and then he'd give me a stash of Playboys and tell me to do research. -Anna Fitzegarld, My Sister's Keeper Izzy: About Campbell Alexander? I'm not sympathetic. I'm apathetic. Julia: You're right. That is the kind of pathetic you are. -My Sister's Keeper Julia: Rule number one. We talk about the trial, and nothing but the trial. Campbell: So help me God. And may I just say you look beautiful. Julia: See, you've already broken the rule. -My Sister's Keeper Equivalent exchange, beeyotch! -Ducky, Balance of Power Step One: unlock seventeen locks on apartment door, fling myself into the living room-which-is-also-my-bedroom and begin stripping off clothing. We just met for the very fist time, and as soon as you laid eyes on me you said, "That's the man I'm going to marry", and you pasted me one. I always said you were an excellent judge of character. I was on my way to bed. So let me get some sleep, or you will be sincerely sorry in five years. Oh, God. Not a bookstore. Lord, Lady, have mercy on your humble servant... -Gomez, The Time Traveler's Wife Don't look. None of this is real. We're just testing one of Charisse's virtual reality games. We call it "Parenthood". -Gomez, The Time Traveler's Wife Im not that bad! -Draco Malfoy, Infragilis We're just, you know, wreaking a little havoc. -The Commander, Looking For Alaska She's cute, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. -Pudge, Looking For Alaska Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war. -Alaska Young, Looking For Alaska Can't wear it to the opera. Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go. -The Commander, Looking for Alaska How will we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering? -Alaska Young, Looking for Alaska Fences like this exist all over the world. We hope you never have to encounter one. -The Boy in the Striped Pajamas Make good use of bad rubbish. -Elizabeth Beresford Of such inconsequential beginnings dynasties are begun. -Benjamin Mears, 'Salem's Lot Ben: Does he remind you of anyone? It was the old New York way... the way of people who dreaded scandal more than disease, who placed decency above courage, and who considered that nothing was more ill-bred than "scenes," except the behavior of those who gave rise to them. -Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another one of them will fall for the other, maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe, just maybe... forever... -Unkown Hey, Mustang. Snowball fight after breakfast. I'm handing you your ass. -Edward Elric, Miss the Girl I recently found a diary entry from college in which I described my classmates as "a herd of mouth-breathing fucktard yokels who wade around in a miasma of cliche so thick you can practically smell the bacon and cabbage and cow shite and altar candles." -Rob Ryan, In the Woods Rob: Sweet kid. Jesus fuck. Are they trying to make everyone think this was some cult thing? What the fuck are they reading up there? -O'Kelly, In the Woods God, she was young; I had the sudden urge to pat her shoulder and remind her to use protection. -Rob Ryan, In the Woods Rob: If it all goes horribly wrong, I'll let you fend off the paparazzi. Shhh. Just look at the pretty picture. -Rob Ryan, In the Woods I'm going to kill him. Forget Roy. That's my brother. I call dibs. -Alphonse Elric, Miss the Girl Roy: Help me, Alphonse, and I'll give you whatever you want. A seat in the senate, your own county, you name it. Sam: Get shot down? Shut up, I'm off duty, I can't hear you, la la la... -Rob Ryan, In the Woods I have finally reached that rebellious age, Father!! -Greed, Fullmetal Alchemist Chapter 108 Don't be stupid you shitty excuse of a father! -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Chapter 108 Scar: Won't you get court-martialed for letting me live? Equivalent exchange. I'll give you half my life. So, give me half of yours! -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Chapter 108 You’re a traitor to your gender, kid. -Edward Elric, Responsible Adults Yeah? Last time I saw you laugh, you were laughing at my pain, and I was fourteen. Face it, you have a problem. -Edward Elric, Responsible Adults Well, tell you one thing for sure – whatever stupid thing Arn did, those two brothers are probably off doing worse. -Pinako Rockbell, For the Promotion of National Unity Ying-Hua:Instead we came here and took my maiden name. Jian would have understood the name change and would have done anything to protect his only son. Rima: Amu, you're bad at rock-paper-scissors, so... Who created this stupid holiday known as Valentine's?! An idiot! -Risa Koizumi, Lovely Complex Chapter 8 Otani: Why are we hiding? I'll turn you all into fish! -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist First Anime Episode 10 Please give me something to stab him with! After I stab him, please hand me something big and painful!! -Risa Koizumi, Lovely Complex Chapter 15 My wolf was a cute guy and he was holding my hand. I could die happy. -Grace Brisbane, Shiver Risa: Otani... That boy likes you! He said that you're a kind person who's willing to date his idiotic sister-SHUT UP! -Risa Koizumi, Lovely Complex Chapter 49 Takato: IT'D BE BETTER IF YOU BROKE UP WITH THIS IDIOTIC SISTER RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! Risa: What is this?! She really did ask you to go out!! She's a specimen from the breasts planet! -Risa Koizumi, Lovely Complex Chapter 51 How old do you think I am?!! 17!! SEBUNTIIN! -Atsushi Otani, Lovely Complex Chapter 57 Risa: Otani-boushi was forever to remain short. I am Kaitou Cleopatra! -Miyako Toudaji, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Chapter 12 DON'T TOUCH HOLY SAINTS! YOU OVER JEALOUS CHIAKI! -Access Time, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Chapter 25 THANK YOU BOOKWORM! YOU ARE MY HERO! -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Episode 7 Ed: THIS IS A FIGHT THAT YOU STARTED! SO, COME ON! Red Vines... What the hell can't they do? -Ron Weasley, A Very Potter Sequel You know, I think I like your ghost better. -Paul Slater, Twilight Mediator Book 6 But the pleasure isn't owning the person. The pleasure is this. Having another contender with you. -Philip Roth, The Human Stain But mothers lie. It's in the job description. -An Abundance of Katherines God, Singleton, whatd you eat? It smells like-AHHH! PUKE! PUKE! AIIIIEEEE! -Hassan, An Abundance of Katherines Hassan:Everybody hates baguettes. How very odd, to believe God gave you life, and yet not think that life asks more of you than watching TV. -An Abundance of Katherines Seriously. I mean, you've already got the last name Wadleigh. That's a bad sitch, just to be a Wadleigh. But then you take that Wadleigh and you raise it to teh power of Bainbridge-no wonder the poor bastard never became president. -Hassan, An Abundance of Katherines Hassan: I'm a Kuwaiti exchange student; my dad's an oil baron. Clumsy as she is, if there was a way to choke on rice, she'd find it. -Kyo Souma, Fruits Basket Episode 9 Complete fugging idiots shoot guns all the time. That's why there are so many dead people. -Hassan, An Abundance of Katherines Lindsey: And really green eyes. Colin: It's great. About Katrina, I mean. You fugging kissed a girl. A girl. I mean, I always sort of thought you were gay. Merchan: Large Bergene? Medium Bergene? Small Bergene?Which do you prefer? Listen, Satan Pig. We're cool. We don't want to shoot you. The guns are for show, dude. -Hassan, An Abundance of Katherines And the second moral of the story, if a story can have multiple morals, is that Dumpers are not inherently worse than Dumpees-breaking up isn't something that gets done to you; it's something that happens with you. -Colin Singleton, An Abundance of Katherines Lindsey: Shotgun. Still... I'd rather die than say thanks to you. -Hiro Souma, Fruits Basket Episode 21 Amu: You... You THIEVING CAT! You took my first nose kiss! Just checking your breath. -Chloe O'Brian, 24 Season 6 Tamaki: Ah!! I brought you some cake! But I wasn't too sure how big your family was... So, I bought enough for 20 people, just in case. (I hope it's enough.) We have no form, therefore we fear it, and because we are formless, we revere it. Thus, we are slain. -Bleach Episode 1 If, hypothetically speaking... If we supposed that I wasn't Haruhi's father... Then why do I have such a soft spot in my heart for her...? Why do I think she's so adorable...? -Tamaki Suou, Ouran High School Host Club Chapter 36 Tamaki: HIKARU IS RIGHT HANDED! I'll be back as soon as possible. Maybe by then you’ll have grown some balls and popped the question. -Alphonse Elric, The Calm After the Storm It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possesion of a large fortune must be in want of a wife. -Pride and Prejudice In fairness, smart people do stupid things all the time. -Frank Mackey, The Likeness Me woman, Frank. Woman multitask. I can do my job and have a laugh or two, all at the same time. -Cassie Maddox, The Likeness My God, I'm surrounded by warrior women. Remind me to never piss you two off. -Rafe, The Likeness Oh my God. Brilliant. Actual torch-bearing villagers. How cool is that? -Rafe, The Likeness What the fuck was he thinking? THey're all going to live there forever in one big happy hippie commuine? Actually, never mind what he's thinking, what the fuck is he smoking? -Frank Mackey, The Likeness I used to work here, dickhead, this is my turf, don't try that shit on my. -Cassie Maddox, The Likeness All I ever wanted, was here in this house. -Daniel, The Likeness And so the problem remained; lots of teh people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Arthur Dent: You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything. Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Dumbledore: It certainly seems so. We have much to be thankful for. Would you care for a lemon drop? Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I'll be in Slytherin, all of our family have been - imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I'd leave wouldn't you? -Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Neville: Gran, I've lost my toad again. Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea. Molly: Now, you two- this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've-you've blown up a toilet or- Hermione: Goodness, didn't you know, I'd have found everything I could if it was me. Do either of you know what house you'll be in? I've been asking around, and I hope I'm in Gryffindor, it sounds by far the best; I hear Dumbledore himself was in it, but I suppose Ravenclaw wouldn't be too bad... Anyway, we'd better go and look for Neville's toad. You two had better change, you know, I expect we'll be there soon. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll i sone of them. -Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid -- we know we're called Gred and Forge. -George Weasley, Harry Potter and the SOrcerer's Stone One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. -ALbus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Hermione: So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrel stands up to Snape? THey find some isolated spot with very few people around, they land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises. Rather childish really. -Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Guard: Resistance is useless! The last ever dolphin message was imisinterpreted as a surpriisingly sophisitcated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star-Spangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish. -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Deep Thought: All right. The Answer to teh Great Question.. Tamaki: The final stage!! Kyouya disguised as a ruffian will pick a fight with Mei-chan and then at this moment, Misuzu-chi will save her!! Chairman: Hi... Hikaru-kunm you're kidding, right? I don't see that it makes much difference. They'll still be one hundred percent as stupid as usual, so I figure my odds will be roughly the same. -Haymitch, Catching Fire Cop 1: I don't go around gratiutously shooting people and then bragging about it afterward in seedy space-ranger bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around shootiing people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterward for hours to my girlfriend! There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened. trin Tragula- for that was his name- was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. 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