A/N This is my very, very first fic so please pretty please be a good reviewer. Thanks!

Disclaimer: All the wonderful, wonderful characters belong to J.K. Rowling

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"Stupid, Stupid, ferret!" Hermione mumbled under her breath continuously as she made her way to potions class.

"Granger." drawled an all too familiar voice, "would you like to repeat that?"

Hermione whirled around only to come face to face with the biggest jerk the Earth--maybe even the universe-- had the misfortune to see. He's such a girl. Seriously if Nsync was still around he would totally belong. Why has no one given him a crown with "I'm a girly man" stamped on it. If he was at least decent to me I would make him the crown myself even put glitter and beads on it she thought. Oh no, but his little looks aren't going to work on me. I Hermione Granger, will never stoop that low as to become one of those brainless idiot girls that drool and have mini-seizures at the sight of him. I can't see why half-the school, no scratch that the whole school is in love with him. He's just an overly self-centered jack ass that thinks he's the center of the world. Her list could go on and on about him.

"You know Granger, it's not nice to stare and if you wanted to join my fan club all you had to do was ask." Bloody hell, he would swear on his own life that annoying Granger was the best thing in the world. He loved the way her hair got even wilder then it already was. It always surprised him that a bird hadn't made a nest in that mane of hers. Then the way her eyes bulged out when he said something rude to her it was utterly hilarious.

"Malfoy, you're going to pay dearly for what you did." Hermione growled her fists clenching at her sides.

"And you wonder why don't you have a boyfriend?"

Hermione was thinking of a million things she would like to do to him. If only half the things that were going through her head were legal she would be the happiest girl in the world. Hermione would gladly do any of the things that were running through her mind if they wouldn't land her a cozy cell in Azkaban.

"Someone's touchy today."

"You know very damn well why I'm not exactly all smiles today!" growled Hermione as she continued her way down to the dungeons. Draco following closely behind.

"Sooo. Where are your two little boyfriends? Don't tell me they left you and are now shagging in a empty classroom, who's their new partner Snape?"

"Jealous?" she asked snidely.

"There's better blokes out there."

"..."

"Just saying Granger. It's not like i'm licking the other side of the envelope."

"..."

"Damnit I'm not."

"Where are your two 'boyfriends' passionate sex with Dumbledore?"

"Would you mind repeating that, Ms. Granger?"

A/N:So what did you guys think? Please pretty please review this is my very first fic. Ever! I know I know this chapter was lame but, oh well better luck next time. I know things are a bit fuzzy, but some will be explained later.