Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

A series of One Shots and Drabbles about Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. See each chapter for rating, summary, and anything else you might need to know.

Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.

"Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I've ever wanted. It's always been you." Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the Floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames.

A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?

New year. New love. New threat. A powerful enemy is on the rise, and Hermione Granger finds herself intertwined in a relationship with Draco Malfoy – only she doesn't know it's him. / / RUNNER-UP: Enchanted Awards Summer 2017 for Best Relationship Development

Hermione looked at Draco in the mirror. "I will give you an opportunity to redeem yourself. You will dress me up, and we will go out. If you're more appealing than anyone else there this evening, you can share my bed tonight. If you're not…you'll spend the night listening to someone else making me moan all evening. Is that understood?" HGDM Warning: D/s, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism

If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.

The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of place, time or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break. Draco Malfoy has been the best friend of Hermione Granger since they were born. And he knows everything about her, except that he didn't fully understand he was in love with her until she started dating Ron Weasley.

Hermione and Ron's marriage fails after the loss of their first child. Over a year later she is given the chance to try and start over. Will she take it? Can a new love mend the pain of an old one, or are there some scars that never heal?

Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!

Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

A short continuation of Draco and Hermione's lives from Something Beautiful in Return.

Sally Christmas fic 2017: It's the first Christmas after the War, and Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. When they decide to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the Room of Requirement, little do they know what's to follow. Twelve days of holiday fun, to be precise. Multi-pairing, mostly tbc. Please come and be excited with me!

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

Focusing at work is impossible when you're crazy about your coworker. Draco should probably learn to shut his door. Or maybe not?

Draco Malfoy is an alpha and he is very used to getting what he wants but when his marriage negotiations begin his life gets far more complicated. Hermione Granger is an omega and just wants to be taken seriously. She'll do anything to overcome her station, even if it means making deals with a certain irritating Alpha. *Possible Epilogue Pending*

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy find themselves on a picnic. Together. Alone. How strange. One-shot

Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.

A sort of amusing, sweet and partly awkward (kind of) fluff-ish tale about a weekend where the Malfoy men finally find the courage and chat up the women they fancy. The timing of it all could have been better, sort of… Rated M for language, reference to underage drinking and explicit sexual content; you know all the good things in life. Pairing: Draco/Hermione, Scorpius/Rose.

Five times Draco and Hermione use the L word sarcastically in regards to each other, and one time they actually mean it. (Dramione Duets 2017- oneshot gift to RZZMG)

Draco and Hermione are happily married. Well, at least, they are married. But both live a second life behind the boundaries of the law without knowing from each other. What happens when their secrets are uncovered? Is it the end of Mister and Missus Malfoy? Dramione, EWE

A different take on the old marriage law trope. Read on for an emotional but satisfying roller coaster as your favorite pairing learns to love one another. One shot!

There is a magical Vegas, and it's pretty damn awesome. Hermione goes partying for Ginny's hennight, gets drunk and wakes up married to someone unexpected. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get wind of what happened... Well, let's just say that Hermione's eighth year is not going to be what she expected it to be.

At seventeen, with the world at your feet, one slip up can change the course of your life forever.

After working together at the Ministry for the past three years, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy decide that one good shag is what they need to get rid of the tension between them and satisfy their curiosities. When the suggestion arises to take a few pictures as mementos, the duo finds out just how fun it can be to have someone challenge you.

It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.

Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!

"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.

Draco's training Hermione at one of the Order's locations, but things get a little hotter than usual. Dramione. Lemon. Fluffy-fluff.

The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

She thought he was an absolute tosser, a no-good troublemaker who got on her nerves. He thought she was a stuck-up prig, a walking wet blanket who lived and breathed to make his life hell. And now they were all spending the Christmas holidays under one roof. Goodie. Scorpius/Rose with some Draco/Hermione. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

Theodore Nott has it all; a lucrative business, a small fortune, respect and any women he could want, but it's not enough. There's still a hole that needs to be filled, a need to be met. Something important is missing. Or should he say, someone? (Death by Quill submission) Dramione and one sided Theomione

A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)

Hermione and Draco find solace in each other as drinking buddies, but so much more develops. Rated M for graphic lemons. Post Hogwarts. Complete

In the heat of the moment, Draco saves Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Months later, he has been imprisoned in Azkaban for the crime of being a Death Eater. What lengths will she go to in her quest to free him and to repay that debt?

"You want me to what!" "Work…for…me…Granger," he repeated slowly as if her comprehension skills were the issue. Dramione. EWE. Based loosely on the movie Two Weeks Notice starring Sandra Bullock & Hugh Grant.

"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]

Being Minister for Magic is not easy, and things get even harder when Draco lets Blaise convince him that there's no one better for the job of Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic than Hermione Granger, the woman who tore his heart out three years ago.

"This isn't going to end well, it never does when you say such things." Draco groaned and silently questioned his mate's motives. "Do whatever it is you do, what's the worst that can happen?" Blaise Zabini, firewhiskey, and a spell of his own creation - what could possibly go wrong? EWE, semi-HBP compliant, disclaimer: I own nothing. rated M for mature content.

What happens when a drinking game between friends becomes a discovery of lies and stretched truths?

Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down. (SS/HG)

Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.

Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.

A sequel to Wrong Life by camnz. Hermione Granger is now Astoria Malfoy. After ten years of marriage to Draco, she misses being Hermione. Just a bit. Thanks to camnz for encouraging me to turn my imaginings into a story. COMPLETE

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."

Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE

He could feel her fingers softly tracing the mark on his arm. He hated that she was touching him there. He wanted to be more to her than that decision had made of him. He wanted more choices than it had allowed him. He wanted her. Draco/Hermione. COMPLETE.

A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU

It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)

Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.

For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.

An artefact that could change the Wizarding world needs finding before it falls into the wrong hands.Enter Hermione Granger, Relic Hunter.But what happens when rival Draco shows up & they have to run for their lives to escape a mad-man who wants to change the world?With surprising secrets unveiled & threats of capture & death at every turn, is it enough to make these two play nice?

Draco and Hermione are in love what could go wrong? Read and Review Rated M to be safe

Draco and Hermione can't be together. Or can they? Takes place both at Hogwarts and Post-Hogwarts. Summary is lame. M for a reason.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.

AU. Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn't be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.

Chapters of an affair, through the eyes of two lovers: an unfaithful husband and his mistress. Rated for Mature subject matter. Eleven-part series. Dramione.

"Quiet, Granger. It's just sex." He looked up and caught her chin in his hand. " Understand? No feelings. I plan to fuck the insolence out of you." Hermione groaned, shaking her head. She had royally fucked that part up.

"I'll have Granger begging to be in my bed within the month. Mark my words." "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" At St. Mungo's, Draco meets Hermione, a new psychiatrist at his hospital. After being forced to work together on a battered woman, feelings develop, but things get complicated when Draco makes a dangerous bet. Non-magic AU. Also HP/GW.

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

'You can't save me Granger.' 'But I can try, can't I' And he lets her.

Draco and Hermione have been giving into desire for months, but do they want more? Short, Lemons, One-shot.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

She did not like this game. "What are we celebrating?" "My divorce. I signed the papers today." He whispered. Then as if aware he was showing how vulnerable he seemed, he waggled his eyebrows. "Want to give some comfort tonight?"

You can't spell Granger without A-N-G-E-R. Told from Draco Malfoy's perspective. Inspired by Ne-Yo's song of the same title. Not a songfic. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. WARNING! ADULT CONTENT. EWE.

Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.

Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.

All Draco/Hermione. All drabbles. All written for a variety of reasons, even boredom.

He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.

Pansy/Hermione. Pansy is the new Editor-in-Chief at the Prophet, and if she’s going to let Hermione keep up her campaigning, she’s going to need an incentive. Warning: slight dub-con

They were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door.

Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!

Hermione is determined to fly. Draco decides to help her out.

Sequel to 'Congratulations Mr Malfoy'

Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.

Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.

Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.

Pansy's got the answer to the on-going war between Draco & Hermione, despite everyone else making nice. Sexual Tension! She's convinced she's right and she's going to prove it. A/U and OOC M for later chapters.

She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.

A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

The snow fell, the wind blew, the trees swayed, and the blond man with a heavy heart just stared. Draco supposed it was fitting that the beginning of their story was at the end of another.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!

There is a process to these things... Dramione

They just can't seem to keep their hands to themselves and this gets them in all sorts of trouble. But what happens when their secret is nearly exposed? DracoHermione.

Can Hermione and Draco work together without killing each other? or worse without f'ing each other?

Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG

Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.

Sometimes, standing on the sidelines can be more painful than playing the sport. Pansy observes. DMHG

Draco and Hermione attend a Ministry function, and a very wild night ensues. Includes an interesting proposal, a SEX SCENE smutsmutsmut! and our hottie, draco. ONESHOT.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05

DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!