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I go by the name of Brittany.

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I'm pretty much a tomboy since I grew up with two brothers, and me being the middle child and only girl.

I'm a pretty tough chick.

I'm also a extremely nice person.

I have some of the greatest friends, whom I love dearly.

Twilight is my addiction and weakness.

I tend to be random.

I play goalie for my varsity high school team, we had a great season of 7-5 and I had 5 shutouts!!

Sadly my season ended early because of a torn acl!

Talk to me, and I will talk back to you!

I love reviews, they truly make my day.

Other than that, have any questions, ask me.

I don't bite.

I promise!


Links for When Oreo's Get Involved:

Emmett's Stripper Outfit- http:///meplleki.html

The Ugly Gnome- http:///photos/nullnullminus/2291318487/


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Cole. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Cole...

1991: Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

My Favorite Quotes:

Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled against my chest. Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?" I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. -Eclipse

“Excuse me, sir,” I said to Hector, and pointed at Edward. “That man is my Mexican Princess, not yours so back off!” -The Adventures of Bella and the Crazy Cullens(disenchantedx)

"You and Mr. Loverboy need to cut it out, and you need to serve me my dessert, woman!" -Perfect Strangers(twilight-is-lovee)

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Mr and Mrs Cullen by Aleatoire reviews
What happens after Edward and Bella are married? Will other conditions be fulfilled, and how? A complete story picking up after Eclipse, originally written in 2008 before Breaking Dawn was published. Revised and expanded weekly, beginning September 2015.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,780 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The OD Patient by AuntiePanda reviews
Bella Swan has been slowly destroying herself since Edward left her, but its all about to change when she goes too far and overdoses, ending up as Carlisle's patient in the ER...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,571 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Bella, Edward
Maîtrise by infamouschelsea reviews
Maîtrise. A member-only cocktail bar full of secrets and mystery. When college graduate Anastasia Steele is desperate for work, she applies for a job at the newly opened bar. But what she discovers there will turn her world upside down. Expect explicit language and adult themes. (No Ana or Christian deaths. No Cheating.)
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 347,706 - Reviews: 3277 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson - Complete
Damages by Imaginationgirl91 reviews
What if Jack did manage to kidnap Ana from the apartment after her night out with Kate? How can Christian get his wife back as well as managing the aftermath of her horrific ordeal? She saved him, but now it's up to him to save her.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,367 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Complete
A Painless Face by Breanna Avery reviews
AU:Ana is taken out of a world full of abuse. When Grace takes her in, she slowly but surly falls for Christian Grey. But with her thoughts only being expressed by pen and paper it's hard to form any real relationship with him and she wishes more than anything that she could find her voice. But her past lurks in the dark, which could ruin anything she dares to have with Christian.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,725 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Dimness of Edward by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride Me Anytime by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Life Worth Waiting For by twilightgurl22 reviews
Carlisle and Esme get pregnant against all odds. Bella is born and Edward finds his singer, even though she is just a baby. The cullens are forced to put baby bella up for adoption to keep her safe. What they did not know is the war is just starting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Quality Time by sunchaser116589 reviews
Most of the family, and a reluctant Edward leave for a two day hunting trip. Jasper, Emmett and Bella are left to bond with each other, or, at least, Bella will sleepover. I mean really, what could go wrong? First fic.Updated 1/4/09 Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Emmett, Jasper
Love is in the Air! Or is it? by sunchaser116589 reviews
It's Valentine's Day! Yep. Bella wakes up, but, of course, doesn't realize what day it is. If you're nice, and review a ton, I'll add better chapters to it later today. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by RAWR.ImaMonster reviews
Bella has been abused since she was 15 then moves to Forks to meet Edward Cullen. Can he fix her or is she broken beyond repair? Pretty bad at summaries but please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Manipulation by vix2020 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Singing wars of the Cullens by bloodsuckingpirates reviews
The girls of the family Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella are going against the guys Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. in an all out singing war. rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disneyland by gategirl700 reviews
One day the Cullen family is under going extreme boredom. Emmett and Alice get a crazy idea to go to Disneyland! What happens? Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
Bedazzle Me by PhoenixReckless reviews
Emmett buys a Bedazzler. Do the math people. For this, just pretend that Edward can't read minds. If he could it wouldn't be as funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Emmett, Edward
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Cullen epidemic! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when Bella gets the chicken pox? Bella hates staying in bed and gets rebellious, and what makes the Cullens so miserable? It will happen when they least expect it! BXE EXR EXC AXJ set before Breaking dawn, but post Eclipse! HAPPY READING! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blooming Love by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
Emmett is Bella's big brother, but when she moves with Renee when she is 3 they are separated. She gets news that her brother died in a bear attack,but is that really what happened? What happens when all the Cullens, Swans, and Blacks meet each other? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Chapter 7 Unexpected by Sumomo14 reviews
This is chapter 7. in Breaking Dawn, in Edward's POV. I enter this into a contest, and I want your opinion on it! .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are You Listening Mom And Dad? by Sumomo14 reviews
I'm sorry about the first version having no ending, but its fixed now! Cute but sad One-shot about Edward taking Bella to meet his parents
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untitled by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Just a short story i wrote. Goes with the feelings im feeling now. sad.hurt. A tale about a girl named Elizabeth and a boy named Anthony. M for language.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Overcoming Fears by EllaAngel reviews
Bella has been a foster child since she was 5 yrs old and life has not been easy for her. After one particular instance, Bella becomes afraid of men and can not stand being touched by one, so when she moves in with the Cullens, what could become of her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,048 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9731 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wakeup Call by la saboteuse reviews
One Saturday morning, Bella wakes up...but Edward hasn't noticed yet. What could be done to turn such a circumstance to her advantage? Hmmm... Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by RAWR.ImaMonster reviews
This is a one-shot taking place after Broken Beyond Repair, so if you haven't read that this won't make any sense. Dreams bring Bella back to Phil, in this case, who said revenge is a bad thing? Rated M for violence, strong language and some harsh humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Strange Happenings In The Town of Forks by TeamJempwarth reviews
The crazy things that the Cullens, Bella, and other characters do in the small town of Forks. Completely OOC. Funny though. Rated T for crude humor. :3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008
Exchanging Gifts by McManda627 reviews
Pure Christmas smut. Bella takes Edward's suggestion for his Christmas present to heart and it turns out it's a gift both of them can enjoy. Previously a one-shot, now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Christmas Treats by Charming101 reviews
Written for the BritishBitches Smutvent Calendar. Bella and Edward spend some alone time together, and fun ensues. Lemon. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jizz In My Pants: Cullen Boy's Style by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Saturday Night Live. Jizz in my pants. Cullen Boys. oh the fun. haha one-shot. enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
When It Rains by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella is from Great Britian, but she is also confident and cocky. What happens when she moves to Forks? Full Summary inside! *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,881 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You tube by moggle94 reviews
what happen when bella finds something interesting on youtube? rated T for swearing and other stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when a human Bella is rushed into a Cullen Christmas? Alice has gone overboard again. What will happen? This is no ordinary Christmas! ----please read, I truly suck at summaries :D it's not really that dramatic, only genre close!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
It Started With A Shower by Horsewhisperer990 reviews
When Edward and Bella decide to take their relationship to the next level, what will happen when they are rudely interrupted and the adults get involved? Chapter 25 and 26 honeymoon is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,269 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Butter! by la saboteuse reviews
Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
News by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
What Not to Wear: Bella Swan by Sara811 reviews
Alice and Rosalie sign Bella up for the TV show What Not to Wear to cure her of her jeans and tees wardrobe. When everyone goes to New York, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Emmett gets bella drunk by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Emmett and his freakout list by Warrioroftheseventhstar reviews
Emmett is makeing a list of things he can do to freak his family out. But he also adds in Bella. He reaches into the dark places of his mind to make the list. But will the family find out that such a list is real? This is a ONESHOT! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who knew a handstand could be so difficult? by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Title says it all.... Before BD. **BASED ON A TRUE STORY**
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Secret OneShot by Twilighter620 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Edward's Pecs by la saboteuse reviews
This was actually first written in jest; my friend was bored, and I joked about writing a story about Edward's muscles--then I thought, 'Hey, why not? I'll try it' It has since evolved. So, check it out! It will put marvelous pictures in your head!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hey Cowboy by amgglekim reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! What happens when admiring from afar becomes up close and personal? Features: Bartender Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward and Bella have a conversation. One word they use a lot is 'pretty'. Can you guess why? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7812 - Favs: 9,861 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Lies In The Forest by UnusualLoveSong reviews
Twelve year old Bella is anything but ordinary. She is home schooled and isolated from other kids. In her spare time, she sits in her backyard and gazes into the forest near her home. One day she decides to run away and to see what lies in the forest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,407 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments by la saboteuse reviews
“Bella, you are adorable when you’re embarrassed, did you know that?”...Edward and Bella come back to Forks after their honeymoon for one more week to tell everyone goodbye. POV hopping begins ch4. On temporary hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 243 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chuck E Cheese's by blamethebigots reviews
The Cullen's at Chuck E. Cheese's...Yeah crazy. Two-shot, I think.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testing by FroggyDarren reviews
Bella's coffee break is threatened to be cut short by lack of coffee. Will a new delivery help? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Day of Fun by emonessxvampiress reviews
What happens when Bella is left home with Emmett? OOC Two-shot?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Bella's Afraid of What? by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett finds some of Bella's old school papers....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Animal Crackers by RandomPurpleMonkey reviews
One Shot-Bella is at the Cullen's and gets hungry. So she gets Animal Crackers. What will happen when she dicides to play with her food? just a random story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
How Old Bella REALLY Is by Sara811 reviews
It's Bella's 102 birthday, or is it. Silly one-shot about a debate between Emmett and Bella over her REAL age. 18 or 102, you can find out, if you read.:D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Learning To Breathe by musically inclined reviews
Bella finds out something that could drastically change her and Edward's life forever. What is this secret? And why doesn't she want to tell Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,344 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Sex Education by vampirekisses1901 reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 383 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Teach Me by DelilahTCullen reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Flordia Calls! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when you take 7 vampires and one drunk human to FLORIDA and go to a water park? Watch as the drama unfolds! Ok, I suck at summaries, and its my first fanfiction so please read it if you have time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Thoughts by MaximumBasketCase reviews
A conversation between Bella and Alice about the magnificent Edward. Just for fun one-shot. Hope you like it! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Part One: Boogers, Part Two: FLushed New! by Vampire Crayons reviews
Part 1:An Emmett, Jasper and Bella incident. Part 2: A mood spoiler for Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Scared by DelilahTCullen reviews
Alice sees a scary movie, with Bella and Rosalie and is scared out of her mind and can't sleep. What is she going to do about? Who'll make her feel better? Her brother, of course. Can you guess who it is? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Bella on Crack by SimonAndSimone reviews
When Edward leaves Bella somehow gets on crack. When she hangs out with the LaPush boys anything can happen! Falling for Embrey and what about toothpaste? Then what happens when the Cullens come back! T just in case. SEQUEL IS UP! BELLAS HUMAN EXPERIENCES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Bella's Reasons To be Turned by ACullenForever reviews
Bella is making a list of reasons for why she should be turned.They each come with a little story about how she tells Edward. Others are involed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day by hideunspoken reviews
This is a collection of scenes for each of the quotes of the day for Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Game On! by mnov29 reviews
A day at the Cullen's turned interesting with a game that we all know and love! And it's NOT truth or dare! Read to find out and then Review! Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Edward's Bachelor Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Just a small story that I wrote revolving around the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day. "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp by pleasebiteme reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Skunked! by PhoenixReckless reviews
Edward gets back from the worst hunting trip of his life! He ends up skunked and it's up to Jasper and Emmett to get rid of the stink!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun With Emmett by XEdwardCrazyX reviews
What happens when Edward has to hunt and Emmett has a little fun with his favorite human, Bella at school. How much trouble could one vampire and human get into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Iris by me-twilighter reviews
Just a oneshot. Edward/Bella songfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lost Bet by gracefullyme1025 reviews
Why Edward would ever bet against Alice, I have no clue. But now he's plotting his revenge... Story is better than the summary. R&R please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,507 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Propositions by isabellsah cullen reviews
Set after eclipse, Edward goes hunting for a weekend while Bella goes to work with little sleep, her monthly visitor and a disturbing bus load of campers, just a crazy oneshot BxE always...Mike gets shut down
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Wise Man Once Said by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
A day in the LIfe of a Father by Hikari102490 reviews
Edward is finally a dad after nine months. How will he fair through Elizabeth’s stages of development? Especially when she becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,870 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
You got BURNED by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella gets sunburned, and guess who helps? Thats right, our Edward. But what happens when he gets to see more than he has? Will he show how much he likes it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Does This Hurt? by spicehnoodles reviews
Bella tries to hurt Edward — physically.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't call me Eddie! by MaximumBasketCase reviews
One shot in Edward's point of view. What happens when a hyper Bella and 5 vampires go out into public? First one shot. R&R. Bella is out of character! T for like one bad word!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Reunited by twilight-amazinggrace reviews
An account of Bella waking up to find Edward back. A romantic one shot; my take on what went on that morning. Some Reviewers preferred to the original. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun at the gym by Emily Mood reviews
The Cullens pull some fun pranks at the local gym.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Emmett
A Very Cullen Christmas by Horsewhisperer990 reviews
Edward must survive this Christmas without Bella, in the company of his wacky family!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Cullen's and Bella's Views on Various Things by qwsedcrfvt reviews
If you've read Emmett Cullen's Views on the Nintendo Wii or High School Musical, these will be one-shots in the same pattern, all in one nice little package. Otherwise, the title really says it all. Rating for slight use of language in some chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Bites by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has bites, and Edward trys to help her. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Meal Time by LunaPuff reviews
Time to feed. But on what? Inspired by Angeliss. Think about the lemonade, Angeliss!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella - Complete
My Poor Child by musically inclined reviews
Bella loses the one person she was growing closer to, her father. Carlisle steps in to comfort her in her great time of need. Father-Daughter esq.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
What will we do with the Cullens? by butterfinger45 reviews
This is a hilarious multi-chapter fic!maybe emmett eats peanut butter, maybe jasper gets tied up with christmas lights, maybe alice kidnaps bella on a huge shopping splurge, youll never know!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
I kissed a girl by AngelsEyesAngelsLies reviews
Edward is gay and has a boyfriend. Something happens at a party that makes him question his... choice. To song "I kissed a girl" BxE. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friends, Not Food by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
People are friends, not food.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Cockroaches by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella sees a super nasty bug! Will Edward help or make it worse? ONE-SHOT i think theres some language, I forgot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Needs by DelilahTCullen reviews
Eddie's at home bored. While Emmett and Rosalie are going at it. Since he doesnt have Bella for now how will he fix his little *problem*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You Make Me Happy by la saboteuse reviews
One-shot fluff. A wonderful morning shared by Edward and Bella...at Edward's house...heh-heh-heh...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fight by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Bella is having a fight with someone. Set between New Moon and Eclipse. If you don't think it is funny that is okay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Edward Finds Fanfiction by PockyxPocky reviews
Edward, everyone's favorite innocent virgin vampire finds some not so innocent entries on a fan fiction sight! About him! *Le Gasp* Just when someone walks in... no description of what he reads! sorry but the reactions are all good R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
Beaten by Kyln reviews
Bella has been Abused all of her life. Will her prince come to her rescue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
Scary Movies by me-twilighter reviews
Oneshot: What happens when the Cullens are watching a scary movie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Day by mnov29 reviews
Bella is at the Cullens and sticks up for herself. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Pirate by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Emmett and some of his antics involving Bella, Edward and the other Cullens. Bella is a vampire. Read and Review! Due to popular demand, it has been made into a series. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Cullens in Alaska by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Oneshot. The Cullens are taking a holiday in Alaska, and snow creates a myriad of fun possibilities! Bella is a vampire, and she and Edward are married. Post-Eclipse. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sat what? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward and Bella talk about something they've never really talked about. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
FucFreaking Retarded by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella does something REALLY stupid. Can you figures out what she did before you end? ONE-SHOT rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
I kissed a girl by Pennyforawordortwo reviews
Bella gets bored one day and listens to music. Title explains all. I do not own the song 'I kissed a girl' or twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella - Complete
Emmet's Form Of Torture by DelilahTCullen reviews
Emmett's Torture. Enough said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Crackers? by DelilahTCullen reviews
What happens when Bella's hungry and her food is dangerous . . . to vampires, you say? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Playing Dirty is mean by JaceDamian23 reviews
Summary: Bella and Emmett have a bet going on, and Bella plays dirty to win, but you have to play dirty to win sometimes. One shot, may write more if people like this story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Adventure in Walmart by xxJxROxx reviews
Emmett and Edward go to Wal*Mart to get Bella food. But Emmett finds a way out and looks throughout the store on his own. What does he get himself into? I promise the ending is hilarious! one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
4th of July Disaster by cullens12 reviews
Its the 4th of July, and Emmett buys loads of fireworks. You know something crazy happens if you mix Emmet and fireworks. Uh-oh! Please read and review. First Fan-fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Dinner Party by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella prepares to have a diner party with her soon to be vampire family, with her very observant and suspicious mother. But first Edward has to convince Bella to agree to this embarrasing situation. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fruit and Veggie Conspiracy by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella has a rough time with cutting a mango and baking a potato. The Cullens are enjoying her suffering. Based on a true story...This is kinda dumb, I advise you to NOT read it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Cullens, To Bead Or Not To Bead? by eccentricity is a virtue reviews
Alice inflicts another torture upon her unsuspecting family. Beads, boredom, bedlam!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Vacation Of A Different Kind by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
the cullens in disney world. oh god. can you imagine the insanity? a little fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Purr by vampirechick123 reviews
so the big question...can Edward purr. not lemony! One shot! Fluffy Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Cullen Bunch by Shekiah Rosay reviews
A parody of the Brady Bunch theme song with a vampirish twist. I hope it's not quite as irritating as the original. LOL Based on the famous fanart by SimplyDelightfulx!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Forever Together by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella wakes up from a nightmare, only to be comforted by Edward. POINTLESS ONE-SHOT. Fluff. ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spring With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are your typical American Vampire family. They're just an ordinary family with lots of issues. With a few twists. Hippie Carlisle, Civil War Anniversaries, hormone-injected cows, sneaking blood behind the house, momness; the list goes on.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Irritability is an Understatement by ShelbyNicole9 reviews
Being a woman is hard. Having a vampire for a boyfriend is VERY hard. how do Bella and Edward handle 'That time of the month? ONE SHOT set sometime during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Eddie's PARTAY! by swimmy123 reviews
What happens when Emmett throws Edward a party? Edward has a very, very bad time. Not directly related to Party Time! NNNOOO! but similar. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Party Time! NNNNOOOOO! by swimmy123 reviews
What happens when Alice decides that Bella needs a party? A very, very bad day for Bella! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
V8s and Hunting? by EdwardsangelForever17 reviews
Just a random oneshot about Bella, Edward, Emmett and V8s... and some hunting too, sorta. Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Case of the Spots by night lupine reviews
Bella gets the measles! Luckily, she has her perfect vampire boyfriend to care for her. In other words, useless fluff :D. Rated K.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
How to Annoy Your Vampire Family EMMETT STYLE! by Krb13 reviews
Okay, you can probably guess what this is about just by the title. But if not. Okay so this is about Emmett annoying his family Bella's a vamp too in weird ways. And sometimes he can be totally random like me SO GET READING! AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Ooops! by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Bella accidentally reveals a human trait that she is not entirely proud of. To Jasper and Emmett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Fun with the Llama Song by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
This is just something that my friends and I made up when we were bored. It is a conversation that the Cullens and Bella have regarding the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008
Jacob Tries to Kidnap Bella by call me crumpet reviews
Set in Eclipse. After the bonfire at La Push Jacob is taking Bella to Edward, but what happens when Jacob doesn't want to hand her over? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Beauty Time Blunders by TotallyEclipsed77 reviews
Does anyone ever wonder what Bella and Alice talk about during their Makeover time. I do. This is when everyone is out hunting and Bella must be babysat, so the job goes to Alice who uses the time to fill her makeover quota. Bella is human. A one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pissed and Sick by not dead yet reviews
Bella has the flu and isn't in a real happy mood. Edward is trying to help but maybe a bit too hard. Full of throwing fits and shower fights and much much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Hyperactivity by Tearlit reviews
Alice visits Bella in the middle of the night. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Emmett vs The Mower by Rosalie McCarty reviews
A silly one-shot. It's Emmett's turn to mow the grass... but who has the patience for that? Just silly good fun.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The Power of Flour by musically inclined reviews
Carlisle asks Bella and Edward to make cookies for the children in Forks Hospital. What trouble can they get themselves into? *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Family Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Alice buys bumper stickers. The impromptu sequel to "Manly Bonding."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Fever by xStayWithMe reviews
Bella gets a fever in the middle of the night, and Edward's there to take care of her until she gets better. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Guy Talk and Visions by dreamBIg25 reviews
Edward chats with Carlisle. Alice has a vision about Bella and Edward. oneshot...goes with "A Lifetime of Happiness"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. Wedding day bliss, with sugar for everyone to make the ending happy. Sugary, rot your teeth out sweetness. You have been warned. XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Alice's Idea Of A Sleepover by arebeltotheidea reviews
Alice gets board with being by herself while Bella's in the house. She drags Bella to her room and they build a 'cubby' in which, they discuss some pretty normal things... The boys see it in a whole different light! Nothing is what it seems... ONE/SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Jasper's Chocolate Cake by Emmi-Chick reviews
Emmett bets that Jasper can't eat a piece of chocolate cake, and things turn nasty.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Payback by Vamp21 reviews
The Cullen's and Bella decide to get payback on someone after they say something not very nice about Bella. You'll love it! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
PineSol and the Blessings of the Damned by rhyejess reviews
Bella and Esme bond post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Blood Drive by TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Bella's Hurt Again by NoFangYou reviews
Bella was washing cars with Emmett....and slipped. Edward tends to her wounds and gets a little hot and bothered in the process, though Bella wouldn't know. No Lemons....strickly PG
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett & Economics by THH reviews
Emmett teaches Bella something new.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Teenagers by Sincerely Alex reviews
What happens when Bella is left home Cullen's house,alone while the Cullen's are out hunting?With a plasma flat-Well,Emmett's tv and the Fuse channel?For my best friend Alisa, because she LOVES Gerard Way.Due to demand, I will Cont.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
AliceEvil by J'adore Edward reviews
In a trade Bella agrees to go on a shpping trip with Alice for two days and a night in return for a weekend alone with Edward. Little does Bellla know Edward and Alice have been plotting. I would be grateful if you read this it's my first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
School by One-Headed Boy reviews
Everyone is bored in school. Slight hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008
Role Play by Imagination Goddess reviews
Edward has proposed to Bella, so Alice wants her to spend more time with her family-to-be. Things get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Boys by tHe JoKeR aNd I reviews
Bella is left all alone with the three Cullen sons! oh no whats going to happen next? first fan fic R&R! please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Hockey by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
A oneshot about a clumsy Bella in Gym class. What happened to her happened to me! So have fun reading this at my expense! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Emmett's idea of fun by moggle94 reviews
Emmett's bored. uh-oh nothing good can come of that. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Family Discussions by mamaesme reviews
Summary: After Eclipse Emmett ponders Bella’s vampiric ability out loud, and then it all just goes up in flames from there. Fluff!Family Moment
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Cullens go Bowling by minime21 reviews
The Cullens drag Bella to go bowling with them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Snow White and One Clueless Vampire by Woodland's Cloud reviews
What happens when Emmett is left to babysit Bella alone? What if you add a disney movie to the picture?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Apologies, With A Twist by Woodland's Cloud reviews
Emmett and Bella are playing Sorry. What could go wrong? Answer: anything SEQUEL TO Snow White and One Clueless Vampire
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by Pocket1122 reviews
Bella spends the holidays with the Cullens and Alice gets them to play a variety of Christmas games.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Waking Up in Your Arms by cchelleex3 reviews
This is another one of those many stories that you have read. Yes, Another 'My version of Breaking Dawn'. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Miss, your cards are cancelled by dear forever yours reviews
Alice's credit cards gets cancelled. What happens when she finds out who is behind it?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Feeling a Little Cold? by I Kissed a Cullen Boy reviews
bella is hanging out with the cullens at the lake and edward says something a little suprising... R&R PLEASE! i beg of you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Detention by little miss laugh alot x reviews
One-Shot. Cullens and Bella end up in detention and it's all Emmett's fault? What'd he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
What they thought by ACullenForever reviews
One shot, it what the family though of edward before Bella came.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
You Realize That This Means War? by LaLaFaery reviews
Bella wages war against an unlikely, wallpaper-covered opponent... with Edward's head.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Emmet & Carlisle by Katerina792 reviews
Title says it all. xD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
emmett's Reaction by vjd reviews
In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Fillings Of A Newton by ohxmyxria reviews
Written for Irish Froggy's contest;; describe a situation in which Mike tries to make Bella his. Ever confident Mike Newton decides to take advantage of a sunny, Edward-less day to try tell Bella that she belongs with him. One-Sided MikeXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Edward's Darkest Secret by Bledward reviews
You will never believe what Edward's darkest secret is... read to find out Crappy summary, but hey, who cares. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
alice decorates by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
Alice decides that Edward's room needs to be redone. He doesn't know, of course. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by mangofishtaylor reviews
Bella's life with the Cullens seems dangerous enough as it is without a little dose of Emmett's antics on the side. What happens when a little fun goes too far? One-shot about how hanging out with vampires can pose a bigger threat than expected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Hunt by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Emmett is hunting . . . in the Cullen house. Takes place after New Moon while Bella is still human and Emmett is still, of course, a vampire. Some big brothers do love to tease!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy to be the Victim by witheringtoviolet reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by Alice. Again. But why does the kidnapper leave her completely alone in the Cullens’ mansion? EdwardxBella. Valentine’s Inspired.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
The Sims Obsession by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets hooked on the Sims. Pretty self explanatory. All in Bella's POV. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
How Esme Views Her Family by theworldatlarge reviews
Esme's opinions on every member of the Cullen family, including Bella. After Eclipse, before Bella and Edward's marriage/Bella's change.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Wii Wars by Cullenfamilymember reviews
What happens when the Cullen's get obsessed with Nintendo Wii? Why did they hide the car keys in the microwave? Why did they spray paint the house red and blue? And why for pity's sake is Bella getting Kidnapped by Team Boxing! Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
First Day by Nails For Biting reviews
I had the idea of what would happen when Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie went to a new high school after Bella was changed, so here it is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Define Mischievous by AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by awesomelyme reviews
This is a random story about what Christmas would be like for Bella with the Cullens. Between Alice decorating and giving gifts the possibilities are endless. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Pranks and Revenge by EdwardLover44 reviews
These are just a bunch of oneshots wiht Bella and the Cullens gettieng back at each other when they do mean things to each other or get evil plots! Read and find out what our twilight characters have up there sleves! 6
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Emmett's Oddities by Dookstheferret reviews
This is a bunch of one-shots about Emmett being... well... Emmett! Rated T because I am not sure what I may do in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008
One Last Banana by Angeliss reviews
Written for yayme2012’s challenge: BellaXBanana. Bella relishes her last time to enjoy a banana and Edward teases her about it. Fun, fluffy, humorous, and slightly sad on the part of the banana. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens: At the Zoo! by yayme2012 reviews
The Cullens want to have a little fun... Emmett gets to see the bears, Alice goes bankrupt in the giftshop, Jasper causes stampedes, and Edward starts slapping a monkey... and you thought he was the sane one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
Manly Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/14/2008
Emmett and the Vampire Butterflies by SmilingJane reviews
Just a normal, quiet day at the Cullen house, right? No such luck.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Caring for you by Nails For Biting reviews
Bella coughed again and she opened her eyes slightly. She looked like an angel still, hair stuck to her head from the sweat, face flushed. Oneshot, Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Aldara Gaea reviews
It's Christmas time! Edward decides to surprise Bella by giving her gifts for the twelve days of Christmas... what could he possibly have in mind? Enjoy some Christmas-time-with-the-Cullens fluff. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shopping at Walmart by Light Up The Sky reviews
Welcome to humiliation buddy. Edward and Bella pairing. Comedy oneshot, read and review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Babysitting by Amzie4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are stuck at home watching Bella? Why, 20 questions, sleeptalking, and a practical joke, of course! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Christmas at the Cullen's by NoFangYou reviews
Bella spends Christmas at the Cullen's. Despite one little bump in the road, she has the perfect day. Who wouldn't, spending it with the world's favorite vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Alice! by iluvcarlisle reviews
Alice gets an idea... What could possibly go wrong? Read and Review please! Random oneshots! If you don't review, I won't write.. Mwahaha!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Holly Jolly Cullens by librina reviews
Bella celebrates Christmas with the Cullens. What could go wrong? humor BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Blood Drive by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella, Emmett and the Dukes by Marie Pattin reviews
What happens when Bella and Emmett want to be like The Dukes of Hazzard? Oneshot. First fanfic. PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Apples To Apples by Dookstheferret reviews
Alice wants to play a little game... What kind of fun with the Cullens have this time?please read and reveiw! Not another truth or dare.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2007
I you Emmett pickles huh? by Fool's Ivory Wings reviews
Okay, umm, if you have read Bella and the jumbo pickle then you will get this. The title kinda gives it away. but if it isn't that obvious to you, i will give you some clues. Bella, Emmett,and a jumbo pickle, nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Bella and the jumbo pickle by Fool's Ivory Wings reviews
Bella has a dream about a possessed jumbo pickle. Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Headache by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s sick, luckily there’s always someone there to take care of her. EdwardBella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Sweets by twilightscallingme reviews
Bella suffers when the Cullen family goes hunting and she is left with Alice. Edward has to take care of her when he comes home. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Trivial Pursuit: The Deluxe Edition by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What do the Cullens do when Emmett is bored? Play Trivial Pursuit of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The Last Blue Tree on Oreo Avenue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward spends the day with his daughter
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2007
Test by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella once again is amazed by Edward’s smarts and her own stupidity. EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Gift Twilight OneShot by ultraviolet9 reviews
Emmett goes shopping for a wedding present.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Emmett - Complete
Bella Gets Glasses! by not.your.average.vampire reviews
Bella gets glasses. Alice and Edward take her to the Mall of America to get them. She decides to show them off to the rest of the Cullens. What could go wrong? Now rated K! Chapter 4 should be up by Sunday!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Cribs by Georgiana1234 reviews
Yo yo yo MTV, come check out my banging crib, MC carlisle shows you round his estate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2007
Emmett and the Mosquito by Rosalie Sparrow reviews
A mosquito has come into the Cullen house and starts to annoy Emmett. Will all be hunky dory or will there be catastrophe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
SuperEmmett! by ohxmyxria reviews
One fateful night, Bella stumbles along a Cullen Family secret no one ever wanted to know. And of course all the Cullens have to get in on it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Emmett - Complete
Cullen Residence, Emmett Talking by fantasyfan7 reviews
Emmett has a problem with unwanted people calling when he is left alone on a Saturday. I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Sporks & Spoons by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
What if Emmett told Bella how vampires were made? Oneshot, bit nutty don't know if you'll like it, PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Enthralling Escapades of Bella Swan by Who needs coordination anyways reviews
Bella wants to make up on lost time when the Cullen's return to Forks. These encounters give her a crash course in living with her favorite unbalanced vampire family. The frock coats and 'mattress so plush you'll turn to mush' are just perks along the way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,398 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Cullen's Bowling Adventure Extraordinaire by FidgeyTova reviews
SEQUEL to The Cullen's Crazy Mini Golf Extraordinaire! Emmett once again causes more trouble as the Cullen's go Glow Bowling! Please Review! Warning! 100% Crack!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Emmett and Bingo Fun by iceprincess263 reviews
Bella is alone with Emmett and wants to go play bingo. What will crazy Emmett do at bingo? Who shows up? Rated T in case. R&R Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
The Cullen's Crazy Mini Golf Extraordinaire by FidgeyTova reviews
The Cullen's decide its a good day to go mini golfing, but it turns into complete chaos for Edward as Emmett can't stop causing trouble! Sequel coming soon, so please review! Warning! 100% Crack!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Emmett Cullen by Chibidarknekoangel reviews
The fun awsome life...death thingy of Emmett Cullen. I suck at summaries. 3rd chapter is now up please, please read! Emmett get's himself in BIG trouble.Reveiw! i love reading them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Shopping Fun by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Alice and Bella take Edward shopping, 2 words, poor Edward. Please read and review, promise you'll like it, It's my first fic so I want opinions!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Babysitting by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
While Edward and Bella are at a parenting class, it's up to Alice to babysit their daughter... R&R. Finished!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Redecorating with Emmett by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Emmett and Bella decide that Edward's room needs an upgrade.... or would it be a down grade? See what they do to it! Edward wants his revenge on Emmett, with Bella's help! is it just me, or is she evil? Now Complete... DO NOT KILL ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suprisearama by xxpitchjasperxx reviews
This is the sequel to Zoorama. It won't follow the same guideline but its something that happens about a week after Zoorama. This definitely has some humor and some lemons later so teens watch out for the language mwah. It's m bc of the end ha. Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice cream! by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Grocery shopping and fishslime by Nayame reviews
Edward has to go hunting and Bella wants to go grocery shopping. Edward won't let her go alone, so Emmett accompanies her. Just a little bonding time between Emmett and Bella, set after New Moon, Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Swingset by iiCE-EYES reviews
Edward? Frightened? Ha! The thought made me laugh. [edward x bella : oneshot ]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Wakey, Wakey Sleepyhead! by Broken Wings Can't Fly reviews
They slowly turned around to face three very angry women Esme, Alice, and Rosalie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
A Mother by Butterscotch82 reviews
Esme's reflections on being a mother, preTwilight to New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Zoorama! by xxpitchjasperxx reviews
This story is about a trip to the zoo. This is my 2nd fanfic and my 1st attempt at some fun for the characters. I'm thinking humor here. I'm rating it M for language but some minor adult scenes might come later on. It all depends on what fits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Trojan Man by ShanniMo reviews
Emmett's expirience with the school nurse gone bad...i promise this is one freakin hilareous story. trust me. twilight will never be the same... one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
A Question of Sexuality by ShanniMo reviews
its just a regular day with the cullens when they go shopping.but what happens when Rosalie has a little fun with emmett.one furious beautiful vampire an unsuspecting emmett and a cute gay guy who was in the wrong place and in love with the wrong vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2007
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Home Videos by forevermagik reviews
Edward doesn't know what to get Bella for their anniversary. So, he goes and asks Alice. But her idea is so outlandish that the entire Cullen family suffers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Emmett the Tanpire by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Emmett has a little accident at the Salon the Cullens have a riot of laughs. Poor Emmett. . .he just didn't see it coming.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
You never cease to amaze me Bella by forevermagik reviews
Bella was visiting her mom in Phoenix, but what happens when a swimming accident puts her in the hospital? Disclaimer: I do not own this! It is property of Stephenie Meyer! Final Chapter Posted!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Demented Love by psycial reviews
Rated R Just to be safe. One shot fic. It's about Hagrid confessing his love for Harry. How will he react? almost Slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
When Oreos Get Involved reviews
What happens when you mix bella, the cullens, and oreos? First ever fanfict! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett
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