Penname: forevermagik (duh)

Age: old enough to be in high school

Gender: female

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Stories:

Home Videos-Edward doesn't know what to get Bella for their anniversary. So, he goes and asks Alice. But her idea is so outlandish that the entire Cullen family suffers. Edited Friday, January 19, 2007. I added a thanks to all to reviewed and prattle on about useless info that you may or may not care about.

Why Did You Leave?-The Cullen's are forced to leave Forks. Bella is forced to live without them. But when an old enemy shows up in her bedroom, seeking revenge...what will Bella do? Edited on Saturday, January 13, 2007. Just updated some info on the last couple of chapters.

How Could I Leave?-This is Edward's version of Why did you leave? If you haven't read that one, I advise you read that one before reading this one. It'll make more sense that way. Edited on Thursday, January 11, 2007. Added the lyrics of She Is by "The Fray" to the story.

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I will say three things:

One: I am insane, crazy, and psycho. You may not be able to tell it from my stories but it is true.

Two: Chocolate is way better than coffee, no matter what my boyfriend says

Three: People do not trust me with caffine and sharp objects (insert maniacal laughter)

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Favorite books:

Twilight

New Moon

Young Wizard seiries

Harry Potter seiries

Heir Apparent

Favorite authours:

Stephenie Meyer

Diane Duane

J.K. Rowling

Tamora Pierce

Favorite Music Artists:

Linkin Park

Evanescence

The All-American Rejects

Relient K

Vanessa Carlton

BarlowGirl

Aly and Aj

The Fray

Favorite TV shows:

Avatar

Gilmore Girls

Bones

Project Runway

Mythbusters

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Favorite Sayings:

Just because I have the occasional deathwish doesn't mean I'm suicidal.

Chocolate, Coffee, and other means of CAFFINE! 'nuff said.

Sounds like a personal problem.

One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.

Hoo-rah!

You just keep telling yourself that.

I vote no.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Because I'm cool like that.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Define normal.

Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.

What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?

Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.

Worry when I say I don’t need chocolate.

You say you don’t trust me with sharp objects, I ask why not.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

My mom finds it tiring to worry about me.

Don’t expect anything from me until I’ve had my daily dose of chocolate.

I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.

One day, I will be famous. Then all of you will claim to have been my "best friend" once upon a time. But I know who my real friends are. They're the ones who helped me get where I am.

I'm not obsessed. I'm addicted. (This one especially refers to when I'm talking about Twilight related stuff.)

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I will also say that I do know PhantomMagik. She is my beta reader as well as friend. We do not have an obsession with stalking each other or anything. Anyway, we are a lot alike as well as our writing styles. So we're not copying each other or anything. We are both weird and crazy. I do want to know, are all authors crazy, or is it just us?

I also know JustMeSilly. She is my other beta reader and often threatens me if I don't keep writing. She knows where I live. (shudder) I will take credit for getting her hooked on Twilight.

I will take full credit for dragging Slasherbynight6 into the Twilight/fanfic world. (does happy dance) Go me!

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