Disclaimer – Do you really think it's mine? Didn't think so…

A/N – This was inspired by an unintentional prompt from my friend, Ode to a Firefly, during one of our more…interesting conversations. This is also my first drabble ever. Let me know what you think by dropping a review!

"Bella! You have got to see this!" Alice chirped.

I groaned and rolled over, forcing my eyes open – the room was still painfully dark.

"Bella!" she cried; I could hear the pout in her voice.

I muttered darkly and managed to swing my legs over the edge of the bed, wincing as my bare feet brushed against Alice's icy ones. I leaned forward just as I realized she was literally bouncing up and down. Her boobs bounced upwards – hitting me solidly in the nose; I cried out as blood poured from both nostrils.

"Damn it, Alice, you broke my nose!"