My name is Simone and you need to know one thing. I write my stories for me. So if you don't like them, get over it. Not trying to be mean, but...

IMPORTANT! A few of my stories are on hold, okay maybe almost all of them. I am so sorry but I don't have time for all of them, plus I have really bad writers block right now.

1.) Satanic Love

2.) Old ties and Old loves

are the only ones NOT on hold! The rest are. Sorry!

A little about me. I am like 80 Italian and 20 American. As for my age I'll just say this : I'm able to write my stories, don't ask questions. Do with that what you will. I love writing. I want to be an author when I grow up. My role model used to be Stephanie Meyes-until she totally screwed up Breaking Dawn. I do not have a boyfriend and do not plan on having another for a while. I absolutely LOVE Jasper Hale from Twilight. In fact all the famous or fiction characters I love all start with the letter J. Lets see.

Jasper Hale, (Twilight) Jagger Maxwell, (Vampire Kisses) Jack Sparrow, (please don't make me tell you where he's from) James. (a certain slant of light) Then we got Jackson Rathbone (he plays Jasper in the Twilight movie. Yummy!) Johnny Depp, (I am scarily obbsessed with him)and Jade Puget. (hes the guitarist from AFI, the best band ever!) I HATE JACOB BLACK!

Songs that go with each book.

Twilight-I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith

New Moon-Angels by Within Temptation (you should really listen to this song)

Eclipse-Duck and run by 3 doors down

Breaking Dawn-Not my time by 3 doors down

Anyways, pictures for Satanic Love are all at the bottom. Haha. Read the little quote things. They're funny!

This is so sad but cute!

True Love Means...

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?

Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.

Guy: Give me a hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.

The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

These book series rock!

Twilight (though I hated breaking dawn) by Stephanie Meyers

The Vampire Diaries by LJ Smith

Vampire Kisses by Ellen Schreiber

Harry Potter by J K Rowling (duh)

All American Girl by Meg Cabot

Evernight (not a series yet, the next books are coming out soon) by Claudia Gray

A great and terrible beauty by Libba Bray. (again sad ending at the last one but what can you do?)

These single books rock!

The Nature of Jade (kinda sad at the end, but technically its a happy ending) by Deb Caletti

A certain slant of light by Laura Whitcomb

Tuck Everlasting (the movie made me cry!)

Jinx by Meg Cabot

Hex Education by Emily Gould

The diary of Ellen Rimbour: my life at Rose Red by um...Ellen Rimbour

The bestest movies

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Illusionist

Sweeney Todd

The Shining

Poltergist

The Dark Knight

Rose Red

My Fav bands, are you ready?

AFI, ADCD, As I lay dieing, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Boys like girls, Cure, Fall out boy, Flyleaf, GreenDay, Guns 'n Roses, Killers, Linkin Park, Panic! At the disco, Paramore, Ramones, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Slipknot, and Within Temptation.

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."

Funny!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

- Justine Milton

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Satanic Love Pictures

Sign of Satan.

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Adrien's Car

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Bella's "outfit" FOR MATURE PEOPLE ONLY!

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Adrien's bed

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Bella's wedding dress

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Copy and paste if you love Jasper too!

You know you love Jasper if:

You celebrate Veterans Day and say its for Jasper

Whenever someone mentions Texas or the Civil War you shout "Ohhh! Jaaaasper! I loooove Jasper!"

When someone asks if you know anyone emo, you answer Jasper.

If someone asks "Do you know how I feel?" or something like that, you respond in an annoyed voice "Do I look like Jasper?!"

You turned in an 15 page report on why the Confederate wasn't so bad.

The Civil war is all you read. (besides Twilight)