Redecorating with Emmett

(((Just to let you know, when I own the rights to Twilight, Rooms To Go, Wal-Mart, Dracula and Disney, you will have to duck for cover because pigs have sprouted wings and are migrating toward the Bahamas)))

So here I am. Sitting in Edward's room, while he and Emmett are outside wrestling around. You see a few days ago Emmett hatched an idea. I decided it would be fun and went along with it. I also loved hanging out with Emmett. He is the best big brother a girl could ask for. The other day he gave Mike a black eye because he "didn't like the way he was looking at me," but I kind of feel bad for Mike, school pictures where the next day and there were no retakes.

Like I said a couple days ago Emmett had an idea. He thought it would be fun to redecorate Edward's room. We decided to go with the "fairy tale princesses" theme.

So we went to "Rooms To Go," and "Wal-Mart." And people thought I didn't have a bad bone in my body, that's 'cause I don't, Emmett on the other hand has nothing but bad bones.

At "Rooms To Go" we got a white canapé bed with matching: dresser, mirror, and desk. We also got a pink "Disney Princesses collection" rug and bed spread. At "Wal-Mart" we got the same pink as the rug in paint form and we were lucky enough to find white shelve, something to hide the sound-system, and a cut out of a Disney castle. But we where not as mean as to through away all his stuff, we even got some of the same paint he has on his walls already.

So when Edward came back from hunting found that every slightly manly that was in his room was replaced with frilly girly stuff. And a quiet, peaceful blissfully unaware me sitting on his bed reading "Dracula." I was cracking up at some of the non-sense in the book when I herd a whimper. When I looked up from the book I saw a devastated Edward. He was so cute; he was doing the whole puppy-dog pout thing, sound included.

"Aw Edward you don't like it?" Now it was my turn to pout, "I thought it looked cute."

"Bella," he sounded kind of… exasperated.

"Yes, Edward," I was still pouting as he made his way toward me.

"Did you happen to forget that I am a BOY?" He made it sound like I am incompetent.

"No, but you have to admit you do tend to have mood swings worse than a pregnant lady," I really didn't mean that but Emmett gave me coffee this morning and I wanted to see want he would do, but I think he saw the playful glint in my eyes, for he smiled a small smile, who could really smile in this situation?

"Silly Bella," he ruffled my hair and I smiled up at him, but he didn't smile as big as I had hoped, " now tell me, love, did you forget I am over one-hundred year old?"

"Of course not."

"Then way is my room decorated for a five year old female?"

"Emmett," Emmett and I had discussed this, as soon as I said his name he appeared in the doorway. He had been itching to wrestle for weeks now, and this seemed the perfect ploy to get himself a match.

"You rang?"

"Emmett, what did you do to my room?" Edward had said this through clenched teeth. Wow, he must really be mad, maybe he figured out it was planned. Hmmm.

"Well Bella and I decided to get you a bed, don't you like it?" Now he was looking at me kind of funny, hmm.

"Bella, why would I need a bed, I don't sleep?" Oh, that's why.

"But, I do sleep, and I am over here a lot, so I figured I would get you a bed," not entirely a lie.

"Couldn't the bed match my existing room?" No. That would ruin the point.

"I didn't see any that I liked to match it, so me and Emmett thought we would redecorate. It just so happens that there was a sale on this stuff."

"And I wanted to see what you would do to us, little brother," huzza Emmett steps back into the conversation.

"Emmett, you can have a three second head start… one, two, three," and they were off,

And so, here I am sitting on Edwards newly required bed, thinking. I think I am going to make up clues for him to find his stuff, but I think I am too late for that seeing as Edward is done with Emmett, and said vampire is painting the walls back to the original color. Hmm, why is he doing it a human pace. He is looking pretty agitated, and muttering stuff about how Edward can't take a joke and humans are so, so very slow.

"Hey, Emmett, where is Edward?" oh no, he's smirking, that cant be good.

"Oh, He is just talking to Alice. He said something about how you insist on him getting a bed you can go with Alice and Esme to pick one out, but Alice might take you clothe shopping too, after all, Alice is Alice," this is the part where I groan and fall back onto the bed.

"Bella, time to face your fate. Alice is coming, and she seems pretty eager to shop," curse you Emmett, you and your stupid plan. You said I would get out scotch free.

"Come on, Bella, the mall a waits," Alice sang as she drags me down stairs by my wrist.

"Alice, do I have to?"

"Yes."

"But Alice."

"Now, now, Bella, you're the one who went along with Emmett's crazy ploy, now you have to pay for it," ah the motherly voice of Esme.

"Esme is right Bella, you are the one who helped redecorate my room," I just glared at him, then he had to go a smile crookedly at me, and my glare faded. Stupid crooked grin you get me every time.

"Fine," I huffed as I got into the back seat of Carlisle's Mercedes, "but I wont be happy about it."

Boy, was I wrong. With Esme there, Alice didn't go too crazy. And I actually had a good time. Only because Esme wouldn't let Alice go into… inappropriate… stores, and I didn't come home with to many new articles of clothing, actually I think I only got about ten. We did get Edward a black, queen-sized bed, with black and gold sheets. The bed didn't have a back bored, so we could have it kind of like a day bed in the middle of the window. I think it will look good, but I'm no Alice.

(((Yeah, I don't go shopping a whole lot so… I just left that part out… don't hate me. And I know it is not like Alice to not get Bella a whole lot BUT Esme was there to stop her!)))