We'd appreciate it if you read this before sending us a comment asking for updates. Please.:

Hey all, the two of us have a quick note for you. Writing fanfiction has been fun during our stay here, but neither of us really has the urge to write it any more. (Mainly Twilight, as we both feel that the whole fan-base and obsession has gotten way out of hand.) We'll probably continue writing some fanfiction for other stories, shows, movies, or whatever other media there is if we have any ideas.
We've both been working on our own pieces of fiction, which let's be honest, offer something more than writing fanficiton does. Don't get me wrong, fanfiction is fun and all, but it's not quite our own, you know?
Rather than being mean, we'll leave up all the fanfiction we've written up here for your enjoyment. There may be some updates on a few stories, but those will come far and few in between.
Thanks for reading this, and for taking your time to read all of our stories during our stay here. :-)

-Crazy Cullen Chronicles was updated! That means we're alive! We're making a comeback baby! ...maybe+

Kate:
Hi. I love to write about all else, even though I don't get to do it a lot. I've written a lot of the Twilight fanfiction that's up here, but, I no longer have the urge to really write them anymore. I may add an update or two once in a blue moon, but -not to be rude- don't count on it too much, okay? :-)

I have also moved as well, just to somewhere else on this site. Now I write Jak and Daxter fanfiction, just because it's that awesome. Don't know what that is? Then shame on you! But no, just look under the 'Games' section on this site, and you'll find it.

I'm also on deviantART and YouTube. xD If you care or wanna know more... just ask? Haha. :)

Kirs:
Hi. I love to write a whole lot, and I have now moved here:
http://www.fictionpress.info/u/668576/KirsTwilightnite
Make sure you read A Bleeding Heart on the website! ~ Kirs

~NEWEST UPCOMING ATTRACTIONS CREATED BY KIRS~

Hey y'all! Well, although twilightnite has been moving slow with their updates, I have actually been writing a whole lot of fanfics...there are possibly more to come, so keep a good eye out!

~Ransom Note: VD fanfiction (Preface and Chapie 1 is out!!)

~Twilightville Vampire Series: Twilight and Morganville Vamps Xover (Still working on)

NOTE: Some of Kirs' stories have been moved to another account, aka 'Blank Postcard'. If you're wondering where Ransom Note, A Bird's Eye View and other such stories went to, you will find them there.

Random Quotes (from our lives, not stories.)

"You know what I love to say? Humuhumunukunukuapua’a but I can't spell it."-Katie

Andy: What, are you afraid?
Kate: I'm only afraid of losing you.
Andy: I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!
(Whilst spoofing 'Twilight')

"Ugh, my spider monkey powers have failed me." -Andy

Kate: How old are you?
Andy: Seventeen.
Kate: How long have you been seventeen?
Andy: ...My birthday was yesterday.
Kate: ...Uh...Well then, Happy Birthday!
Andy: Yeah, a bit late there, isn't it?
Kate: ...Sorry...
Andy: You should be.
(Whilst spoofing 'Twilight' some more)

"I have to go get my journal." - Kate's English teacher

Haley: 'Oh, Desdemona!' (said in a really, erm, whoa-ha-ho! kinda way)
Lorissa: Did you have to say it like that?
Haley: Yes, yes I did.

Kate: You just dropped a gummy bear in my ear!
Katie: (falls off of chair laughing and lands on Kate's knees)
Kate: Dude!

Cam: ~reading line in Othello~ 'You ras-call!' - Oh, I mean, rascal.
Kirs's English Teacher: Ras-call? ~laughs~ Cassio's gone French!

Kirs: How was my cannonball in swimming?
Elena: Amazing! The splash was MONUMENTAL!
Kirs: Are you calling me fat?

Muzna: Fine. Let's have an eyes wide open, looking at each other, contest.. thing.
Kate: You mean a staring contest?
Muzna: Um, yeah.

"My backpack is going to burst like a pregnant lady's stomach!" ~ Dani

Jake: Every time you eat a fruit snack, God kills a puppy- Kate, no! Don't swallow it!
Kate: I can't! I'm choking on it!
Jake: ...Yeah, but did you end up swallowing it afterwards?
Kate: It went into my lungs. It burns.
Jake: Still counts. Puppy just died.
Kate: Nooo! -hmph- Well then. Every time you eat a Cheez-it, an old person dies.
Jake: -swallows a hand full of Cheez-its-
Kate: You just killed everybody. Jake, you suck.

Abele: Is that a sippy cup?!
Dani: No...
Elena: IT'S THE BEST CUP THERE IS!
Dani: Yeah! IT'S SPILL PROOF, YOU JERK!

Kirs: I had a dream where Pinocchio was a mass murderer and killing everybody.
Lyds: Uh, there's probably a very deep meaning to that, don't you think? About how...wait a minute. That has no meaning.

Kate: ...There's a Canadian beaver who wants to become a Mexican.
Kirs: ...um, I have no comment to that.
Kate: I didn't think you would.
(You'd have to be part of the conversation to get it. It doesn't make much sense, but then again it's not supposed to.)

.:Our Shows: Moonlight, Friends, Pushing Daises, Ghost Whisperer, Top Chef, The Simpsons, Criminal Minds, CSI, LOST, NCIS, Parental Control, What I Like About You, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, That 70's Show, Dark Angel, Eleventh Hour, House M.D., Monk, Pysch, The Unusuals, Harper's Island...

.:Books: Twilight series, Maximum Ride series, The Truth About Forever, Prom Nights from Hell, Harry Potter series, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Mediator Series, 1-800-Where-R-U Series, Keeping the Moon, Tiger Eyes, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Mortal Instrument Series, The Vampire Diaries, Just Listen, Thirteen Reasons Why, A Great and Terrible Beauty Series, The Secret Life of Bees, The Host, Speak, The Morganville Vampire Series, The Hunger Games...

.:Movies:Twilight, Penelope, Hellboy, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Pan's Labyrinth, Accepted, How to Deal, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Sixth Sense, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Sweet Home Alabama, X-Men Trilogy, The Lion King, She's the Man, Speak, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Mamma Mia!, Chasing Liberty, Mr. Deeds, The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones Series, Ghostbusters, Van Helsing, Underworld, 50 First Dates, Big, Fred Claus, Clue, Ghost Town, The Secret Life Of Bees, What Happens in Vegas...

-Kirs and Kate

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.