Random Conversations
Chapter 1
Silly Turtle
The Cullens living room. Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Edward and Bella are sitting on the couch's. Emmett is laying in the middle of the living room legs and arms spred out belly up. Eye's closed
Italic Whispers, Regular Talks, Bold Yells
Bella: Umm Edward...
Edward: Yes Bella ?
--Bella points to Emmett--
Bella: Should I ask ?
Rosalie: He's pretending he's sleeping he's always wanted to dream so he is pretending.
Jasper: Yeah And I am supposed to be making him feel sleepy.
Emmett: m-m-m-mister t-t-turtle ?
Alice: Rose ? I take pity on you. I wonder how you make it through the day --shakes head side to side--
Rosalie: Hmm ? What are you talking about.
Bella: Me to. how do you survive. I mean.. Besides the fact that you are--
--Rosalie starts to glare at Bella for mentioning the fact Rose is dead--
Alice: What I mean is... Rose I am sorry but--
Edward: Your husband is Insane !
Emmett: You silly turtle. --Starts giggiling--
--Rosalie Sighs. Bella Shutters--
Edward: Whats wrong Bella ?
Bella: Umm.. I.Don't.Exactly.Like.Turtles...
Jasper: (Sarcastically) Why did you fall in the turtle pit a the zoo ?
--Bella Blush's--
Rosalie: Are you Joking ?!
Emmett: Bad turtle.. Rawwrr to you to !
Rosalie: --Puts her head is her hands and Whisper Oh dear god --
Alice: You Fell into a turtle pit !!!
Bella: I was eight !
Alice: Leave it to Bella to make the most fun places dangerous.
Edward: --Kiss's Bella's forehead whille trying not to laugh.-- It's okay Love. They weren't snapping turtle were they ?
Bella: ...
Jasper: Oh sweet Lord !!! Where is a camera when you need one !
Edward: --Growls At Jasper-- Stop Picturing it !
Alice: BAHAHAHA ! Now Theres and Image
Edward: Alice.. --- Frightening Stare---
Emmett: Your such a naughty turtle --Spanking Motions--
Rosalie: ---Sighs---
Jasper: --Snickers-- And you married him... Why Again was that ?
Rosalie: Umm.. Ugh.. I don't.. really remember.
Edward: You know what's sad ? She really can't remeber. No sarcasm there. --Taps Temple--
Jasper: --Snort-- Check out Bella
Bella: --Eye's twitching while shakeing back and forth--
Edward: Bella ! Are you okay.
Bella: t-tuurrrttlee... ---Continue's shaking and twitching--
Jasper: She's not scared or sad... Or happy. She's in shock ...
---Funny gurgling sounds come from Bella---
Alice: Maybe We should slap her. Ya know, just so she'll snap out of it.
Edward: One more word Alice.
Bella: I'm never going back there again.
Rosalie: What is she talking about.
Bella: The ZOO !!! I still have a scar...
Jasper: Cool lets see !
Edward: Shutup!
Bella: My Mind ! It's scarred my mind !
Jasper: Ugh !!! The feeling !
Alice: What honey?
Jasper: Emmett
Emmett: I'm married.. Well maybe. Don't tell Rose though.. --Giggles--
Jasper: Thats it! this is to weird. I'm out.
Edward: Me to. The Image is severially frightening.
Everyone leave the room except Emmett. He is still "dreaming" on the floor. Rosalie Looks into devorce papers.
A/N: HAHA ! I though I'd just put the Rosalie thing. They don't really get devorced she just "Accidentally Leaves the papers out on the coffee table for Emmett to see. Well There is my first Random Conversation. More to come.