*Sigh*

Sorry all, I haven't updated in a while, and that's account of screenwriting and summer finishing (boo). But I'm back, but I probably won't update every second, so watch out and story alert this if you want.

So, happy belated birthday to my friend, Teresa.

Me: I LOVE YOU TERESA!

Teresa: YAY!

Yeah, so this is account of Teresa's birthday, and also…for her love of Da-

Teresa: DAMON?!

Me: I wasn't finished speaking yet! You don't know what I was going to say! I could have said…uh…danger? Dan?

Teresa: DAN?! Dan who? UGH, were you going to talk about that kid from my Chem class?!

Me: ~pinches nose with fingers~ Anyway. While Teresa wanders around angrily, wondering what I'm going to say next…this is account of Teresa's birthday and for her love of Damon Salvatore, the oldest Salvatore brother.

Teresa: DAMON?! ~gets excited and runs into a wall~

Me: ~looks at her on the ground, drool coming out of her mouth. There are cartoon crows circling her head~ Wow.

Teresa: Damon?! Where's Damon?! I want DAMON!

Me: Um…so, everyone, this is chapter two of Ransom Note, and yes, Teresa finally makes an appearance.

Teresa: ~arises from her state~ FINALLY! ~She then jumps up and starts to fly around the room~ You know folks, I can only fly on certain days, everyday but Sunday

Me: Uh, Teresa, it is Sunday.

Teresa: Oh, well, that probably explains the wire on my back, doesn't it?

Me: ~nods slowly~

Teresa: Well, I don't care. BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS! Oh, and Damon too!

Me: Yes…alright, so yeah, read on!