Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own Twilight, New Moon, Stephenie Meyer, my house, ect. Stephenie Meyer does. Although I don't think she owns my house. That would be weird.

A//N: Ok, this will probably be very OOC. And for that, I'm sorry. I should know better than to disgrace the bestest characters in the world by making them act OOC, so I've added extra 'dialogue' a.k.a., the charries yelling at me (In bold font). Sad. At least, I think I will anyway.

So… On with the story! Oh, one last thing, REVIEW OR I WILL UM… DIE!! Lol…

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"Edward…" Bella called as she stood at the Cullen's front door. "Edward!" She called louder. "Alice!" "Someone!!" she finally yelled.

This was weird. Normally, someone would at least meet her at the door, because it was always kinda hard to miss the loud rumble of her truck.

She knew someone was home, because a light was on in one of the rooms, and some one was moving.

With a sigh, she opened the door and quickly stepped inside. Trying to make her footsteps silent, she tip toed up stairs. Maybe she could surprise who ever was there. Spotting Rosalie and Emmett's door open, she crept closer.

The room was empty, except, of course for the silent TV. A light touch on her shoulder distracted her from their room, making her jump and turn. There was no one there, however.

With a small shrug, she tried to forget about it, and walked towards Edward's room. Maybe everyone was in there. As she knocked once and threw open the door when there was no answer, she felt another touch on her shoulder. She bit her tongue to keep from yelping and whirled. There was no one there. Shaking her head a bit, she turned to Alice and Jasper's room. Obviously, there was no one there either. She felt a cool touch on her shoulder, and, since she was ready this time, she quickly pulled her hand to her shoulder. She stiffened as she felt something cold before it jerked out of her hold. Spinning, she looked wildly around, but saw nothing. A thump sounded at the far end of the hall. A second later, another thump sounded. Then another, and another, each time sounding closer.

Face pale, white with fear, she uttered a scream and raced to the stairs. In her haste, she failed to see the rock wall at the head of the stairs. Or so she thought, at first. A glance up confirmed that it was Edward.

"Oh Edward," she babbled," Do you have ghosts or giant rats or something? 'Cause there's thumping and… Where have you been?! I've been calling and no one came."

Since he didn't trust her legs to safely carry her down the stairs, the vampire easily picked Bella up and held her as he walked down the steps.

"I'm so sorry Bella. I knew you were here, and I knew I should have come, but the rest of the family wanted to play a joke, and Alice said that if I told you about it, she'd take you on a 3-day shopping trip." He said, looking mournfully at her.

"So there aren't really giant rats? Or ghosts?" the human asked as he let her stand on her own legs, a tightness to her voice.

"Of course not. It was just Emmett and every body making noise and running. Please don't be mad Bella." He pleaded.

"Oh," she said, a strange look in her eyes," I'm not mad." And with that, she proceeded to start laughing hysterically.

"Bella? Bella, honey, calm down. It was just a joke!"

But she just kept laughing while Edward tried to calm her down a bit. Alice and everyone other than Carlisle and Esme appeared at Edward's shoulder to look at Bella.

"Is she ok?" Alice asked.

"Does she look ok?!" Edward growled

"I think we were a bit too convincing with the joke thing." Emmett put it.

Jasper tried to send a wave of calm to her, and while her laughter grew slightly quieter, she continued shaking and hiccupping.

"Can you please find a way to shut her up Edward?" Rosalie said in an annoyed voice, although there was a hint of worry to it.

"I know a way…" Edward replied as her leaned over and gathered up Bella, his eyes warm, (Hehe, we all know what happens now, Fishy face!!) his eyes warm, before he ran over and dumped her on the couch. He disappeared a second, before coming back with something hidden behind his back

He leaned down, letting one hand rest easily at her white neck.

"Look what I can do Bella!" He called with a happy grin, a straw each attached to his two sharp canine teeth. "I'm a walrus!!" He proceeded to flop on the ground and go "Oar oar oar!" delightedly, clapping his hands together.

Bella: Er, wow.

Edward: Oh come on, I'd never do that!

Me: Well, sweetie, you just did.

Bella: growl He's MY sweetie!

Me: Whatever you say… (Singsong voice…)

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Everyone stared in shock at him. Even Bella froze, eyes wide.

"What are you doing Edward!?" Alice yelled.

A quiet snicker was heard from behind Rosalie's hand covering her mouth.

"I'm a walrus! I already said that! Now, if you'll excuse me, walruses don't talk!"

And so he fell silent, except for the occasional "Oar! Oar!" which is generally the sound seals make, but any way…

"Edward," Emmett said with a small smile, " walruses don't wear clothes, so therefore, you aren't really a walrus."

Edward just looked at him a second, before tugging his shirt off, letting the blue fabric fall to the floor. He reached down-…

Edward: What?! Oh come on. It's bad enough that I'm a walrus, but really, the clothes thing is taking it a bit far!

Bella: Oh, of course you're right Edward. (Her mind was clearly still on the topic of Edward and soon to be lack of clothes, because she blushed so red that she almost burned a finger when she put a hand to her face.)

Me: Clothes… Er, I mean, sorry, but walruses don't wear clothes, and if you're a real walrus, you can't have clothes...

Bella: Don't think about clothes! said with a growl and playful punch that knocked me off my stool.

Me: grr, fine.

Edward: Hello!? I keep my clothes! Got it?!

Me: I don't see what the big deal is…

Edward: baseball bat

Me: Fine

Bella: giggle

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"Edward, fine, I'm ok! Keep your clothes on!" she called, sitting up, calm finally.

"Aw, it was fun being a walrus though." He complained as he picked up his shirt.

Jasper snickered and resisted from sending him a wave of giddiness.

"Well, now that everything is calm and everything, what do you want to do now?" Edward asked, he himself back to normal.

Smiling, Bella stood on her toes and whispered something very quietly to Rosalie. The vampire's eyes grew wide and she looked at Bella with new respect as she nodded.

Everyone's eyes narrowed, although the human kept an innocent expression on her face.

Suddenly, in a movement too swift for even the vampires to react, Rosalie picked up a chair and hurtled it straight at Edward. The chair splintered and broke in dozens of pieces. With a smug look , Bella called," That's for playing that joke on me!"

Everyone cracked up, Emmett even falling to the ground.

Me: Are you sure you didn't have the chair thrown at him, because he only managed to get his shirt off? inquired in a sweetly sickening voice and smile

Bella: Red blush Of... Of course not!

Edward: smirk

((A//N: Ok, not my best work, but some parts were funny. At least, I think so. Why don't you ALL, and I mean EACH AND EVERY SIMGLE PERSON WHO READ THIS, should review to me, please, and tell me what you think.))