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Jacob Black was having a good day.
His Rabbit was fixed.
Billy bought more of his favorite cereal.
Quill and Embry weren't busy.
On top of all that, he'd lost his stalker.
To celebrate he took Quill and Embry to Port Angeles.
And then promptly lost them. The trio had gone into the music store and Jacob couldn't get them out. He eventually wondered out on his own.
He was still wondering around when he felt the acute sensation of being scrutinized.
"Not again," Jacob groaned as he turned around.
She was there, with the same bright smile and a T-shirt that said, "I heart Werewolves," and waving frantically. The only difference this time was that her hair was purple.
"What is wrong with you?" the stalked werewolf demanded.
"Nothing. I'm just waiting for you to imprint on me. I love you," she replied with a glittering smile.
"What makes you think that I'm going to imprint on you? Or that I'll love you?"
"Because we're soul mate!" come the cheerful reply.
Jacob rolled his eyes and walked away quickly.
A few blocks later Jacob stopped to confront his stalker. Turing fully around he opened his mouth-
And blinked.
"Why are there two more of you?" the haggard werewolf demanded of his stalker, who waved at him.
"I love you Jacob, marry me!" the two additional girls swooned in unison.
Then they got into a fight on who loved Jacob first and who would marry him.
"Ignore them. I'm your only love," the stalker replied with a gleaming smile. She waved again.
Jacob turned and ran.
Over the next half hour Jacob's groupies/stalkers kept multiplying.
He was in a full out run when he passed the music store, just has Quill and Embry were coming out.
"Run! They're coming! Get to the Rabbit!" Jacob yelled back to his friends, hoping to save their lives.
Quill and Embry looked at each other, then looked down as the ground started to shake. Little rocks at their feet start to bounce up and down. As one turn turned to looking in the direction Jacob had come from.
They both paled in unison as a mob of teenage girls broke though the crowd, knocking innocent bystanders down and trampling pedestrians.
Quill and Embry high tailed it after Jacob.
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Several close calls later the three friends were going at Cullen speed back to Forks.
"I think now I believe you about the whole stalker thing from before," Embry commented.
Jacob gave him a dirty look.