Disclaimer: I do not know the works of Stephanie Meyer or the musical stylings of the fantabulous Cascada, the song is He's All That
A/N: Sorry about all the Cascada, but I just love he music!! . and I was listening to it recently. Now it is time for the girls.
At the Cullen household the men are scattered sporadically around the house for example Carlisle is in his study and jasper is hidden. A scream was heard through the house and all the guys came running from wherever they had previously been. They ran to the living room and stooped…
"Arwoo!" it came again followed by a breakdown of giggles.
"Werewolves of London" Alice said to the guys who were beginning to look murderous.
"hey, its your fault you thought she was in trouble" rose jibed as esme forced them into seats and chained them there. she locked each of them with shackles and Carlisle with his fuzzy pink handcuffs.
A surround sound music filled the room seeming to come from everywhere and the girls began to sing:
(Rose)
I knew it from the start
Form the first day we met
I knew that your stupidity
Was something I would not forget
(Alice)
Since then you've lost all your bets
But I love you anyway
And I found Mr. Giggles in pieces
He's such a brat
(all)
He's all that annoying
And dumb and insane
He's all that and more
My baby, he's such a brat
He gives me this felling
They call it migraines
I still love him anyway
Oh baby, he's such a brat
He's all that annoying
And dumb and insane
He's all that and more
My baby, he's such a brat
He gives me this felling
They call it migraines
I still love him anyway
Oh baby, he's such a brat
(Esme)
Still hard for me to realize
That you hate my plants
But you're not allowed to kill them
I'll beat your ass every day
(Bella)
For everything I've left behind
You kept your pink pants
He's my prison, and my jailor
He's such a brat
All the guys look at Edward, "what?" (he's wearing the pants)
(all)
He's all that annoying
And dumb and insane
He's all that and more
My baby, he's such a brat
He gives me this felling
They call it migraines
I still love him anyway
Oh baby, he's such a brat
He's all that annoying
And dumb and insane
He's all that and more
My baby, he's such a brat
He gives me this felling
They call it migraines
I still love him anyway
Oh baby, he's such a brat
Oh baby he's such a brat
He gives me this felling
They call it migraines
I still love him anyway
Oh baby, he's such a brat
The girls left laughing evilly, they guys gazes were still locked on Edward.
"Those are yours?!" Carlisle asked incredulous
"Uh"
"I thought those were Bella's!" Emmett exclaimed
"You are no son of mine"
"But dad!"
"NO! You are disowned!"
Jasper went to get up and noticed that he was still tied. "Oy, girls! You were supposed to unlock us!"
Evil laughter answered
Edward scooted away and cried in his little emo corner.
A/N so let me know what you thought, and as always I don't mean to offend anyone at all.