Disclaimer: I do not know the works of Stephanie Meyer or the musical stylings of the fantabulous Cascada, the song is He's All That

A/N: Sorry about all the Cascada, but I just love he music!! . and I was listening to it recently. Now it is time for the girls.

At the Cullen household the men are scattered sporadically around the house for example Carlisle is in his study and jasper is hidden. A scream was heard through the house and all the guys came running from wherever they had previously been. They ran to the living room and stooped…

"Arwoo!" it came again followed by a breakdown of giggles.

"Werewolves of London" Alice said to the guys who were beginning to look murderous.

"hey, its your fault you thought she was in trouble" rose jibed as esme forced them into seats and chained them there. she locked each of them with shackles and Carlisle with his fuzzy pink handcuffs.

A surround sound music filled the room seeming to come from everywhere and the girls began to sing:

(Rose)

I knew it from the start

Form the first day we met

I knew that your stupidity

Was something I would not forget

(Alice)

Since then you've lost all your bets

But I love you anyway

And I found Mr. Giggles in pieces

He's such a brat

(all)

He's all that annoying

And dumb and insane

He's all that and more

My baby, he's such a brat

He gives me this felling

They call it migraines

I still love him anyway

Oh baby, he's such a brat

He's all that annoying

And dumb and insane

He's all that and more

My baby, he's such a brat

He gives me this felling

They call it migraines

I still love him anyway

Oh baby, he's such a brat

(Esme)

Still hard for me to realize

That you hate my plants

But you're not allowed to kill them

I'll beat your ass every day

(Bella)

For everything I've left behind

You kept your pink pants

He's my prison, and my jailor

He's such a brat

All the guys look at Edward, "what?" (he's wearing the pants)

(all)

He's all that annoying

And dumb and insane

He's all that and more

My baby, he's such a brat

He gives me this felling

They call it migraines

I still love him anyway

Oh baby, he's such a brat

He's all that annoying

And dumb and insane

He's all that and more

My baby, he's such a brat

He gives me this felling

They call it migraines

I still love him anyway

Oh baby, he's such a brat

Oh baby he's such a brat

He gives me this felling

They call it migraines

I still love him anyway

Oh baby, he's such a brat

The girls left laughing evilly, they guys gazes were still locked on Edward.

"Those are yours?!" Carlisle asked incredulous

"Uh"

"I thought those were Bella's!" Emmett exclaimed

"You are no son of mine"

"But dad!"

"NO! You are disowned!"

Jasper went to get up and noticed that he was still tied. "Oy, girls! You were supposed to unlock us!"

Evil laughter answered

Edward scooted away and cried in his little emo corner.

A/N so let me know what you thought, and as always I don't mean to offend anyone at all.