4th of July Disaster

Disclaimer: Me nor my friend own these characters but we soo own this plot

Chapter 1

Emmett's pov

Rose is going to kill me!! Why might you ask i just dropped 567,890 on firecrackers,stink bombs,roman candles, sparklers, blackjacks, bottle rockets, screamers,aerial repeaters, aerial shells,flying spinnners, fountians, ground spinners, mines, and wheels. The only reason i am going to get in trouble is because last year i almost blew Edward's volvo(i am not gonna lie i really was going to blow it up for payback for what he did to me at school). I also just maxed out rose's and I's credit card for the 5th time this month.

A few days later

Rosalie's pov

I still wonder how Emmett could have afforded all those fireworks? As long as he didn't use my money, its all right I guess. I now arrived at the mailbox, and when I pulled out the mail, I realized there was a bill addressed to me. Hmm... that's funny, I don't remember using my credit card lately. I quickly opened the envelope, and saw the bill for 567,890! Then I knew.

"EMMETT!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I RIP YOUR JEEP PIECE BY PIECE, AND MAKE YOU GLUE IT TOGETHER WITH GORRILLA GLUE! THEN KILL YOU AFTERWARDS!!"

Chapter 2

Emmetts pov

Shit ohhhh SHIT! I am in deep trouble! People, this is the time to be very scared of a woman, and especially if it is a vampire woman, and when they are mad, run for your life.

"Yes sweetie?" I said as i buried my face in her neck.

"What the HELL Emmett!! 567,890 ON FIREWORKS AND IT IS NOT EVEN FOURTH OF JULY! Emmett We just got our credit card back now you want it to be taken away!!" Rosalie shouted at me.

" Well see I was thinking that we could get Edward back for the prank he did to us at school so I thought we could do this" I said then I whispered into her ear the plan.

I watched her anger disolve into a mischievious grin.

"Ok, we will do that but make sure your mind is not thinking of this plan and if you do make sure you block your mind. Oh and don't forget to tell Carlisle of who thought of this idea and who maxed out our credit card bill." stated Rosalie.