Enjoy it. I was laughing when I thought it up. R&R alright? Thank you.

Nobody's POV:

Bella groaned, this was the forth cramp in twenty minutes, ''Stupid period." she muttered under her breath. Bella had been taking Advil to relieve her pain and it wasn't working. She was close to taking the pills like they were candy. 'Gah! I want to damn the person that invented Advil to hell and back!' she thought.

Finally, Bella decided the only way to remove the pain was to take a nice long hot shower. She sighed and got up from her spot on the bed, heading for the shower.

Her thoughts drifted to Edward, 'God it would really suck if he saw—er--smelled me like this!' she thought. Just the thought made her blush like a tomato. Luckily, Edward was out hunting with his family for the rest of the weekend, so Bella, was fine. By Monday this would be over and she would be perfectly, cramp free. With a quick movement of her wrist, the shower was on and hot water was coming out. Bella removed her clothes and went in.

Meanwhile...

dramatic music plays in background...

Edward Cullen's POV

'I wonder what a bear and a llama would taste like...' Emmett's thoughts hit me pretty hard in the quite of the hunting area.

"Emmett!" I groaned, "Are you really that stupid?"

Alice walked over to where I was sitting, "You know Edward, since your full, just go and check on Bella back home. I just had a vision of her, she's not feeling to well."

My head shot up, Bella? In trouble? Sick? With a nod I ran towards my car,

dramatic music dum da dum daaaaaaa.

To Bella! Awayyyy!

Bella's POV:

I had been in the shower a total of five minutes and so far, I was cramp free, being as happy as I was, I started to sing.

"To the left, to the left! Everything you own in the box to lefffftttt..." I was trying to hit that high note and failing miserably.

Nope, I needed a new song...

"I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, still having fun. All I needed was a rubber ducky and this day would have been complete.

I turned around to look for my shampoo, when...

I fell.

"Shit!" I groaned. Then, I herd something that scared the crap out of me...

Edwards POV;

I had been sitting in Bella's bedroom for a few minutes when I herd her sing in the shower...

"To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the lefffffttttt!" she shouted. I chuckled.

Then, she changed songs and resulted to yelling...

"I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG!!" Resisting the urge to burst out laughing, I waited for the next song she would sing when I herd a crash... and an "Ah shit!" I ran closer to the door and I smelled blood...

Bella's POV:

"Bella? BELLA!" Edward shouted('What the hell is Edward doing here??') trying to open the bathroom door which I had thankfully locked, "Are you stupid?" a voice ran through my head, "Yeah a wooden door is going to keep HIM out."

I groaned.

"Edward..." I yelled to him, "I'm fine. Just..go away." the frantic pounding on my door did not stop.

"Bella, I smell blood! Open the door!"

My eyes widened. He smelt blood? I only tripped in the shower I wasn't bleeding or-- "Oh shit." I muttered when I realized what he was thinking.

"Edward! I'm not bleeding now go away!" I told him trying to keep him out.

"Bella! I smell blood!"

I looked around frantic, I needed to think of a plan... "Uh..I killed a mouse before! That's the blood you smell!" I told him from in the shower shaking my head, I was an idiot.

"Bella" his voice was sarcastic now, "It's your blood I smell."

DAMN HIS NOSE.

"Uh..." I needed to think of something else, "A mouse with my blood was walking around?"

"Well, before you killed it..." he told me, I could hear his disbelief.

"Edward!" I faked a sob, "That could have been my twin! My long lost twin...mouse..."

I herd a BANG and I knew Edward had broken down my bathroom door, "NO GO AWAY!" I shouted from the bottom of the shower...

"Bella where are you hurt--oh." I herd him trail off embarrassed, he had finally realized what was going on. 'DAMN him!'

"Can you please...just go." I mumbled.

"Uh...are you okay? Do you need anything?"

I shook my head, even though he could not see me. "Just go."

"Right...I'll see you Monday..." he said, and then left.

I got out of the shower and looked down at my clothes, what he had seen the second he walked into the room.

My underwear. Dammit.

I left the bathroom with one thought in my mind,

'I really hope it doesn't cause this big of a problem on our wedding night...'

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