A/N: I saw the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day and felt the need to write this. I think the idea is kind of cute :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of it's characters.

"A bachelor party? But, I don't even know anyone!" Emmett was eagerly pushing me towards the front door, ignoring my near constant protests. Bella sat on the couch in between Alice and Esme, her head cocked to the side in confusion as she watched the scene before her.

"You don't have to know anyone for our kind of bachelor party," Emmett said.

I planted my feet onto the floor to avoid getting any closer to the door. But Emmett just pushed me harder, causing me to skid across the hard-wood floor, my shoes making a high-pitched squealing sound against it as I slid.

Jasper was trailing behind us, grinning from ear to ear, sending waves of excitement all throughout the room. But I was too far past furious to acknowledge his ability that set off his own emotions for the rest of the room to experience. They all were blocking their minds and I couldn't tell what was in store for me next. That only made me ten times more furious.

Bella, like me, was completely oblivious. She stood up with her arms crossed over her chest. "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" she asked. Emmett froze and I tried to make my escape, but he held my arms behind my back like he was arresting me.

"How did you guess?" Jasper asked, astonished.

My jaw dropped. "Are you joking? A strip club?! No way in hell am I going anywhere near a strip club!" I declared as I finally pulled away from Emmett. I looked at Bella to see her reaction. Her face was merely astounded and shocked.

"I was being sarcastic," she mumbled.

"Aw, come on!" Emmett boomed. "You need proof that you are finally becoming a man, Edward! What's better proof than going to a strip club?" His hand flew around and gave me a nice slap on the back.

"Shut up, Emmett," I growled. Jasper laughed.

"Are you seriously taking him to a strip club?" Bella asked in a voice that sounded strangled.

Esme answered this one. "I'm sorry, Bella." She sighed. "I tried to talk them out of it. But, they were set on this." She looked at Jasper and Emmett, suddenly angry. "See what you are doing to the poor girl? She is already as pale as we are! And you haven't even left yet!"

"She'll get over it," Emmett said, waving a hand dismissively. I slapped him on the back of the head, nearly making him fall over.

"Idiot," I mumbled.

"Well, if it makes you feel any better, we are going to Veronica's." He grinned. "That is supposed to be one of the best clubs to go to in Port Angeles." Bella's eyes grew wide as she learned that fact.

"No! That doesn't make me feel any better!" she groaned, dropping her head into her hands.

I slapped Emmett again. "You are so stupid." I walked over to her to put a comforting arm around her shoulder.

And then, as if things couldn't get any more out of line, Rosalie came down the stairs with a very angry expression. "Okay, Emmett. Remember what we talked about," she said, pointing a finger at him.

Emmett rolled his eyes and sighed, exasperated. "I will not pay too much attention to the girls at the club." Rosalie glared. "Okay, fine. I won't pay any attention to them. This is purely for Edward's manhood." He grinned mischievously at me. He was trying to provoke me at this point. I made a disgusted sound and looked at Bella. She was still practically speechless. I shook my head in disbelief and slapped my hand to my forehead.

"If I find out that you were paying attention . . ." Rosalie broke off with a warning glare.

Emmett snorted. "Oooo, scary," he said, wiggling his fingers in the air with a false ominous look on his face. Rosalie growled unimpressively and Emmett jumped up and raised his hands defensively. Jasper laughed at him, and then neatly dodged a punch from him.

And finally, Bella had regained her ability to speak. "Same goes for you, Edward. If I find out that you even look at a . . . stripper with the slightest bit of interest, you are in so much trouble," she threatened.

I took a step back laughed once without humor. "I won't look at them at all. I'll hide out in the bathroom," I vowed.

Emmett looked offended. "You're never going to leave my sight. You have no experience, it's ridiculous," he mumbled. I growled and got ready to punch him through the wall.

Alice stood up, grinning wider than Jasper. "Don't worry. Edward will be back soon." Bella frowned. I frowned in response.

"Come on, Edward! Cheer up! We will have fun!" he said as he began pushing me towards the door again.

"I love you, Bella!" I called before Emmett got me outside.

"Love you, too!" I heard her answer. Then the front door shut and my nightmare began. I trudged down the porch steps and got ready to open the driver's side door of my Volvo when Emmett knocked me backwards.

"What do you think you're doing? You aren't driving! It's your bachelor party!"

I raised one eyebrow. "I could care less. You certainly aren't driving my car."

Emmett smiled impishly. "Oh, yes I am." He opened the door to the backseat for me and gestured for me to get in.

"Absolutely not. I am driving."

"Don't make me put you back there myself," he threatened. Jasper just stood on the sidelines looking extremely amused. I let out a long and exasperated sigh before sliding into the backseat of my own car. For a minute, I almost considered knocking them both senseless and then making a run for it.

"You'll thank me for this later," Emmett thought.

I rolled my eyes and snorted. "I highly doubt it," I mumbled before we drove off.