Hey just wanted to tell all you guys out there that have been reading and reviewing That's Amore I am not giving up on it!

Right now I'm having a bit of trouble getting the next chapter up because it's all in my co-author's brain and refuses to leap onto paper obediently for us like a good little story should. And since I feel bad anyways and it's been sitting in my notebook for several mounths now I will be putting up a new story soon.

It's being Beta'd as I write this (well, not right now seeing as it's just past 2:30 in the am) and will be up soon. It's called Family Night and as soon as we come up with a summery for it I'll put it here to keep you drooling for it . Thank you and a sincere apology for the delay of my (as of now) only story. Good night and thanks 'yall!

Hi, my name is... basically whatever, I've been called loads of things over the years.

I'm a bit of a perfectionist (but you wouldn't know it, looking at my room), I like to correct my friends spelling and pronounciation 'cause I read a lot and know more words than most of them... or weirder one's anyways and I really enjoy bugging Amber, my twin and all-time favourite, and only, sister!

My alias is Nisha Tsukino. She's rather weird, and very ditzy, but we love her just the same. Especially her "Master" Sabotage Makari... don't ask.

In a callback to Roa Michiyo: Thanks for the Jasarama-dingdong, Muffin-chan!

Seeing as how my muses are sarcastic and abusive it'll take me a while to get stuff done and I'm the Queen of Procrastination so i might need a kick in the pants about every week, but be warned that I don't check my email all that much (must change that bad habit)

So... should I say some stuff about myself? SURE! Let's see:

Gender: Think of the name. If your still confused, ask! You might not get a realistic answer but hey, you tried!

Species: This one might answer its self, but who knows?

Hobbies: I am a semi-antisocial weirdo. I like to read, write, draw, hang out with friends/fiends and go on the computer for more than 12 hours a day. Don't believe me, that's your problem.

Loves: Anime, manga, sushi, cosplay, friends, t.v., my room, drawing, dancing, singing, making up the weirdest shit you've ever seen and passing it off as fanfiction. Heh heh heh. Fear for your minds!

Fave Songs:

"If I Were Gay" - Stephen Lynch

"There Is Life Outside Your Apartment" - Avenue Q

"It Sucks To Be Me" - Avenue Q

"The Internet Is For Porn" - Avenue Q

"Walky Talky Man" - Steriogram

"Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better" - Daft Punk

"Crazy" - Se7en

"Tipsy" - J-Kwon

"Fallen Leaves" - Billy Talent

"Devil In A Midnight Mass" - Billy Talent

"Can You Keep A Secret?" - Utada Hikaru

"Candy" - Koda Kumi Feat. Mr.Blistah

"White And Nerdy" - Weird Al

"Welcome To The Black Parade" - My Chemical Romance

"Moto" - Boa Kwon (Starts humming along "Wanna get time for watching you...". I'm only slightly addicted)

"Girls On Top" - Boa Kwon

"Move Your Dead Bones" - Dr.Reanimator

Pretty much anything by Billy Talent, Simple Plan (What, you got a problem?) and Sum 41 too.

I have recently become acquainted with the bands Rasputina and The Dresden Dolls which totally rule, as girl bands most often do. My fave songs by each band are; Mandy Goes To Med School - Dresden Dolls and Saline The Salt Lake Queen - Rasputina.

I also like a lot of older songs. I love anything by Billie Holiday, Eddie Cantor, The Big Bopper, Jerry Lee Lewis and songs from the soundtrack for Stand By Me. I also love J-pop, J-rock, K-pop and anything Morning Musume, Mini Moni, Utada Hikaru (my all-time fave!), Judy and Mary, Koda Kumi, Boa Kwon and some SMAP songs (Woot "Lion Heart"!)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember WAY too many of these things.)

My sister and I laughed at so many of them and I feel old 'cause I know most kids'll have no clue what they are.

I stole this from Unwritten.25's Profile page. Read her stuff!

Fave Quotes:

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, it was not like he ment to fall, eggs break and shit happens"

"Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned"

"Sharingan, bet you didn't see that coming!"

"Byakugan! Your clothes mean nothing!"

"Jijo de punta!" (my dad)

"Just smile and nod." (my sister)

"To err is human, to forgive is against company policy"

"Get your mind outta the gutter! It's blocking my view!"

"If you don't have anything nice to say at least have the decency to be vague"

"I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts,

Deedly, Deedly

There They Are A Bouncing Up And Down

Bum, Bum, Bum

Big Ones, Small Ones, Some As Big As Your Head

Give 'em A Twist, A Flick Of The Wrist, A Different Colour Instead!" (Thank You Roa-chan!!)

"If it sniffs your bra, it likes you. If it's human, hurt it." (Thanx Kyle!)

"And I really like Jack Sparrow-" "CAPTAIN! Captain, Jack Sparrow." (My friend who's obsessed with PoTC and I back in Gr.8, she's scary!)

"Auta miqula orqu." (Go kiss an Orc)

"Llie n’vanima ar’ lle atara lanneina." (You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny)

"The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No." ()

"His name is Speedy, him being a drug addict was pretty much a foregone conclusion.
It's like walking in on your ward doing a corpse and exlaiming "Necrophilia Lad! How could you?!"" ()

"Honistly Ocifer I'm not under the alcoflice of incohol 'cause the drinker I stand here the longer I get, I've only had tee martunies and I've got all day sober to Sunday up in, so sis on you pister you ain't so mucking futch, hut in the well makes you think you're so smuckn' fart!?"(Random Invader Zim vid on some website I can't remember right now)

"Why were clarinets invented?
For one of three reasons. To make an oboe that looks good, to mess up someone's fingers, or so there would be someone to steal reeds from."

"Why were oboes invented?
To make you hyperventilate."

"Why were flutes invented?
To hit the person on the right."

"Q: Why is a conductor like a condom?
A: It's safer with one, but more fun without."

"Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A: The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"Q: If most musicians are either high or low, what does that make an orchestral third clarinetist?
A: Confused."

"How do you know when a clarinet player is at your house?
They don't know where to enter and what key to use." (Music jokes found online)

(Just so you know I'm a clarinetist and I have friends that play the other instruments in these jokes so I am allowed to make them.)

"Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beaten by a girl."

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in."

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has been known to pursue other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for spare vocabulary." (No clue)

My mom died on September 12th 2010. I love you Nancy, I hope you're as happy as you can be where you are. I miss you.