Thanks SOOO much for all your LOVELY comments. You all feed my (extremely obese) ego!

I wish I could thank each and everyone of you personally, but I really want to post this ASAP (please keep your sarcastic comments about months of waiting to a minimum) Later I will go through and credit everyone who contributed ideas and asked for Raven, etc. And I'll get this beta'd.

Until then, this is what I got. Feel free to flame me, but you should know that I'll just use it to get a tan…if I could tan that is!

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"You want us to do what now?" Cyborg asked, mouth hanging open in shock. Raven pulled up her hood. This was so not happening…

"I want you all to write a list of 101 things you are no longer allowed to do, or things you will never be allowed to do." Robin repeated. "The government's really been complaining about our activities lately. I've already done mine and it's helped a lot."

"Please Sexy, I am not sure what you mean. Surely all our activities are good as we are the side of goodness, correct?" Starfire asked.

"Well, sort of. Anyway, the government says we have to and besides, we can post them in the bathrooms when we all finish and it'll be funny. Just do it. Oh yeah and it helps if you get really drunk, or high, or laid or something first." At this point Raven walked off toward her room. If she was going to do this, she might as well start now…

I am not allowed to draw two extra red eyes on my forehead. Even though it is hilarious to see Beast Boy wet himself.

Bringing a gun into a fight with dangerous criminals isn't playing fair.

Pink is not Robin's color, so I may not dye all his uniforms hot pink.

Cyborg does not enjoy being graffiti-ed.

I may not make a Silkie effigy and burn it in front of Starfire.

Drawing the mark of Scathe over my body is not a good April Fools joke.

I'm not allowed to tell the team that the other prophecy surrounding me says that all my friends must have a mass orgy with me.

Just because I'm not a morning person doesn't mean I'm allowed to make it so that morning never comes again.

Screaming my joy of all things preppy annoys my fans.

I may love the musical Phantom of the Opera but singing it at the top of my lungs in the shower apparently doesn't "fly" with Beast Boy or Cyborg.

Starfire is not snorting anything, so I may not insinuate that she is.

I am not actually allowed to send Mas y Menos to an alternate dimension where they are slow.

Quoting Dr. Suess at villains after Robin delivers one of his patented one-liners is undermining his authority.

I am not allowed to use the joke "Three monkeys were in a bathtub. One asked the other to pass the soap and the second replied 'radio!'" then crack up just to see who I can get to laugh out of peer pressure.

Sending Cyborg back to the past is not an option.

Using my powers to remove people's clothes is a violation of privacy.

I may not tell Beast Boy to back off, Terra is mine.

I am not allowed to point out that I could beat all the villains without their help as it causes friction.

I am not allowed to sing "I'm Coming Out" whenever Robin tries to talk.

Even in response to his shouting "LIES!" when I try to speak.

I'm not allowed to send Beast Boy nightmare's of Tofu eating him.

Nobody wants a sugar high Raven, so I must break my Cotton Candy addiction.

I am not allowed to control people to live out my sick fantasies

I am not allowed to scream "Stuffing!" every time I see Starfire. (A/N: I know I've used a Stuffing!Star joke before but…what the hell. They amuse me.)

Impersonating various villains on the internet is not appreciated by the general public.

Calling Trigon "Daddy" scares him.

I am not allowed to call myself a 'huggie-bunny'. Ever. No matter how much they pay me.

Teaching Beast Boy the alphabet is a fruitless quest, as he can never get past the letter "F"

Tap Dancing on pianos is out of character.

Lollipops are lollipops. I may not believe they symbolize anything else.

I am not allowed to look at the compromising pictures of Terra more than once a day.

Shrieking "Robbi-poo!" upsets Starfire, so I must stop. Immediately.

Happiness is no reason to kill people.

I really need to stop walking around in just a leotard and a cloak as it upsets the general public. But I don't think I really care…

Making Slade's abandoned mask move 'on its own' is not a nice thing to do to Robin.

Booby-trapping the toilet to suck people in is not funny. Well, it is, but only to me.

Terra does not appreciate it when I ask her to rock my body, as she hates puns.

Doing a strip tease is not a good way to catch villains, for it doesn't just distract them but the rest of the world as well.

I may not tell Speedy that he needs to get his own personality aside from Robins.

I also may not blab the fact that, contrary to popular belief, Speedy bottoms and Aqualad tops. Ohh, the things I learn, being a physic.

I shouldn't tell Jericho that he'd look good in drag, even though it's true.

Starfire does not appreciate it when I give Robin pity sex (would that be pity pussy?)

I may not "accidentally" walk in on Beast Boy in the shower. Or Robin. Or Starfire. Or Cyborg. Or…you get the picture.

I especially can't do this if it involves picking the bathroom door lock.

I can't wear my "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" shirt when we're fighting Billy Numerous.

If I do happen to do this, I can't tell Beast Boy that it's for his own good.

Giving guys boners with my powers is just not acceptable

Using my powers to bind people to their beds is kinky, but Robin's a prude so no more.

I have been asked to shouting "LOLLICON!" Whenever Starfire tries to say anything.

I can't let Malchior out of his book just because I'm horny.

Shouting "West is the beast!" At Titans East is rude.

I am not allowed to reply to anything that Slade says by telling him that he certainly didn't say that last night.

Especially if it's just to make Robin cry.

I can't mistake Argent's name for the phrase "Are a Gent."

I am not allowed to ask Red X just what the spot is that his X is marking.

I must not throw Beats Boy off the roof

I must not take advantage of Robin's undying attraction to me by making him do my dirty work. Such as throwing Beast Boy off the roof.

I am not allowed to buy myself a BB gun. It's a misnomer anyway. I've tried it and it doesn't actually shoot Beast Boy any better than it shoots Robin.

I'm not allowed to shout "Suckers!" at Cyborg and Robin simply because they can't fly.

I must not perform a victory dance every time I do anything in battle.

Especially if said victory dance incorporates a lot of hip thrusting and ass shaking.

Replying in 1337 to everything anyone says is simply lame.

I must not replace Robin's hair gel with pink hair dye.

Cyborg does not appreciate it when I repeatedly asking him if he likes techno music.

I am not allowed to replace Star's skirts with hot pants.

I cannot trick Beats Boy into eating meat, as that is cruel.

I am not allowed to impersonate Robin just because his clothes fit me the best.

I can't pretend to be scared of bugs to get out of fighting Killer Moth, even if I do want to go sex Terra.

I must resist making reference to this being number 69. Dammit!

Snickering and saying "Pfft! Yeah right!" when the Brotherhood of Evil reveals it's master plan.

They also do not appreciate me changing all of their signs to say "Brotherhood of EBIL!"

When Robin shouts "We'll stop you!" after some villain, I must resist the urge to say "Or at least post embarrassing photos of you no the internet!"

When someone tells me to go to Hell, I should resist the ruge to tell them my Dad's Satan, and then proceed to prove it.

I'm not allowed to use OMGNOTTHEREALONE!Terra as an extra-terra-estrial.

I should also attempt to never make such a bad joke again.

When Robin tells us he has a plan, I must resist the impulse to tell him birth control was already invented.

I must not laugh and yell "PWNED!" every time anyone insults my team members. Instead I must put on my righteous "grrr" face.

I can't feed Timid Raven to Angry Raven just because she pisses me off.

I can't make portals into other people's minds and then proceed to ransack their personalities.

I should really stop stuffing people into the waffle iron.

I can't ask Val-Yor if his real name is Voy-Yor. As in Voyeur. Hah.

Assigning everyone on our team names of different characters from Artemis Fowl is not appreciated.

When Robin shouts "Titans, go!" I should go instead of holding him helpless with my powers and saying "Make me, Superhero-wannabe."

I can't die in a puddle of lust whenever Blackfire sets foot on earth.

Rock, paper, scissors is not a good way to decide who should risk their life next.

Particularly if I cheat and change everyone else's hands.

I am not allowed to quit the Titans and become a schoolgirl just to be MemoryLoss! Terra

Just because Robin calls that monster "The Thing" does not mean I can call it "The Penis"

Sending self-help books to Thunder of Thunder and Lightning fame is not regarded as sensitive.

Asking Starfire what powers activate when she's horny is just not cool.

Cyborg doesn't like it when I have steamy sex in his T-car.

Even though I know that he secretly watches the tape.

I'm not allowed to point out how unorganized that supposed 'Control Freak" really is.

I am not allowed to rip off Robin's mask in front of reporters just for kicks.

Austin Power's impersonations do not go over well at poetry slams.

I can't go through and change all of the tower settings so that whenever Starfire changes clothes a spotlight is trained on her.

Sending people's undergarments to other dimensions is more than just some harmless fun.

Particularly if I do it to the whole city.

Asking Brother Blood if he's a monk is apparently a stupid question.

It frustrates Robin when I pretend to only understand yes-or-no questions in battle.

I'm not allowed to use my time-stopping powers to sex people is slightly unethical.

Doesn't change anything though.

Raven smiled as she read over her last words. Now, she just needed to steal Robin's paper and find out what he'd written…

Two Minutes Later

"ROBIN!!!!"

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Until next time, you goons :-P

Love and kisses!

Rose (Who you know you want to fawn over endlessly, right?)