Holy hell, if you're reading this then that means i actually got someone to look at this thing. I would pass out from shock, but my roommate might freak out.

Update: Holy shitting muffins it's been forever since I logged onto this site! I know you were all worried and stuff, but dayum it's been a while. Yeah, i'm still working on that birthday fic and thanks to the ungodly amount of reviews Card Games has recieved, i think i might do a sequel or something for it since it's the the highest-freakin-reviewed poker pair story on this site! like holy shit, man. i'm excited. but it's 2 in the morning here so imma hit the hay. just thought that i would actually let y'all know that i'm still, you know, alive.

Gender: the last time I checked I still had my all lady parts, so I'm gonna give it my best guess and say, Female.

Age: 19

Height: 5 Foot 8 1/2 Inches

Weight: 137 pounds

Hair Color: dark brown, almost black

Eye Color: dark brown, almost black

Country: 'Murica

Likes: uh...anime? (uh duh) reading, drawing, youtube, bagels, cursing, yaoi, peanut M&Ms, my hair straightener, makeup, Four Loko, Fun Dip, my medical classes, women, bubble wrap, white gravy, and...shopping? Shit, I totally ran out of crap to put here

Dislikes: hair spray, youtube, social studies, my inability to sleep, the color pink, snow flurries, rain, dreary weather, Christmas carols, mary-sues, grape flavored candy, green beans, Lenalee, people mistaking me for an Asian kid, and people who favorite or alert things without bothering to take two minutes out of their time (when it takes me hours to write something decent) to submit a review telling me if they liked it or not. C'mon lovelys, please?

Favorite Anime/Manga (in no particular order):

1) D.Gray-Man (I call dibbs on Lavi. Back off)
2) Guilty Crown
3) Soul Eater
4) Ao No Exorcist
5) Tokyo Majin
6) Deadman Wonderlan
7) Kuroko No Basket
8) Koujitsusei No Tobira
9) Final Fantasy VII (idc if it's technically not an anime or a manga, it's the shizzz)
10) Durarara!!

I will absolutely, never ever watch an anime that is: poorly drawn (and god, there are so many), poorly colored, have people with itty bitty bodies (i love the style in DGM, look at that-- it is now my idol for anime) and has too many screaming girls with pointy, enormous breasts (ecchi, you will be the death of my love for anime).

if you can name an anime that does not present one of those qualities then i will gladly give it a try

Wanna know how I write? Something completley random will happen in my life (like, I don't know, tripping while I'm grocery shopping) and then I get a great story idea. This idea stays in my brain for all of five minutes as I try to contain myself, and when this fails, I attack my barely-functioning laptop (seriously, it's like five years old and has to have a chopstick and binder-clip in it just so I can have sound) and write out half of the first chapter. Then I save it and probably don't look at it again for a month or so. After said month has past, something else completely random will happen (like me tripping in he store again) and i'll say "oh yeah! I have that one story, in that hiddenfolder, with that gay porn my mother doesn't know about -insert deep breath as i've run out of oxygen at this point- and I should totally work on it!" Five more minutes will roll around after I start, and I get distracted by something else like Pistachio Ice Cream and I'll abandom my computer once more. And then the cycle repeats itself.

I'm a genius really. I just don't show it that often.. When I do, however, crank something out, it's completley effing awesome. I just have the attention span of a wet carrot

Alright, as for what I write, you'll most likely always see yaoi. Maybe a dash of yuri if I really feel like it.

Card Games: a game of strip poker between a mischievous Allen and a sexually frustrated Tyki. Enough said. Written in honor of Poker Pair Week (Complete)

(and to be posted in the future as my best friend will absolutely murder me if it is not)
Birthday Present: Lavi buys an airline ticket to visit Allen for the younger’s birthday, but when the white-haired boy goes to pick him up, he sees a very different person getting off the plane. That’s when he gets a text from a certain redhead that reads “Happy Birthday ;)” AU Yullen, LEMON (In Progress)